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Tuesday, 24 October 2023

Gorgeous: A 我、ä½ 、還有…Tale

  • Royal Palace - A majestic Japanese/Chinese building with red roofs and golden walls. Grand red doors.

  • Palace Playroom - Like a mixture of the Hyakuya Orphanage from ‘Seraph To The End’ and Wanchai’s 7X Smarter Playroom. Red walls, cushions, pillows and duvets in the corner, and toys neatly put on the shelves. The bulletin board - motivational messages and cute images.

  • Orko and toddler Furaha.

  • Playing in the playroom.

  • Furaha pushes a wagon along the room containing a doll and a teddy bear.

  • Orko helps her along.

  • Furaha gets them to the giant train drawing that is painted on the windows of the playroom.

  • Orko gets out a dinosaur soft toy and challenges Furaha to a ‘fight’.

  • Furaha gets out a monkey, and the two begin playfully duelling with their toys.

  • Turns into a chase around the playroom. Furaha chases Orko while the two laugh crazily.

  • Furaha pounces onto Orko. The two laugh in exhaustion.

  • Furaha decides to play on the rocking horse.

  • Orko sings a Chinese-language rendition of ‘Horsey Horsey’.

  • Furaha rocks too fast and is sent flying.

  • She lands onto the pillows and cushions just before Orko could catch her. She laughs in joy.

  • Orko takes Furaha onto his unseen knees and gives her a ride, trotting, then cantering, then galloping like a horse.

  • He then cuddles her, then tickles her tummy, causing her to laugh.

  • Furaha and Orko look out the window.

  • It is snowing outside.

  • It is the perfect time to relax in the onsen in the palace gardens.

  • Just in time - Mushu enters and asks if they want to join the other students in the onsen.

  • “Yes master!”

  • Furaha agrees by nodding and clapping in delight.

  • It is warm outside in the onsen, while the snow blows around everyone.

  • Onsen in palace gardens - similar to or inspired by Yufuin Onsen in Japan. Warm water, even amongst the snow.

  • Mushu’s students - Jetfire, Tenderheart Bear, Hack, Slash, Timon, Pumbaa, Shaggy and Scooby Doo - are all relaxing and enjoying themselves in the water, while soothing Chinese music plays faintly far away.

  • Furaha and Orko enter the water and feel warm amongst the snow.

  • Orko teaches little Furaha how to swim.

  • Furaha swims towards Scooby Doo, who scoops her up in his arms.

  • All the students gather to adore Furaha as Orko watches proudly.

  • Timon offers Furaha a bowl of grub he and Pumbaa were saving as their onsen snacks.

  • Timon feeds Furaha some grub as if she was a baby again.

  • She swallows and reacts with her tongue hanging out, which causes all the students to say “Aaaaaawwww.” in appreciation.

  • Later, the students continue relaxing.

  • Furaha and Orko are lying head to tip-of-hat in the middle of the onsen.

  • Furaha has an idea.

  • While Orko is relaxing, she swims up to him and splashes him.

  • Orko splashes her back.

  • The two splash each other, laughing in joy.

  • Suddenly, Furaha swims to the edge of the onsen.

  • Visible and clear in the fog - a house with smoke pouring out of its chimney.

  • Orko teaches Furaha that the smoke within this house comes from the deceased dragons that used to roam China in the past, and those are what gave his friends the courage to enter Mushu’s palace and learn martial arts for….reasons.

  • Furaha giggles at the term ‘martial arts for…reasons’.

  • Furaha and Orko watch the smoke coming from the chimney and try to guess which shapes the smoke makes.

  • Furaha uses her onsen towel as a scarf.

  • This makes Orko laugh.

  • Furaha sprinkles snow from the side of the onsen onto Slash’s head.

  • Slash shivers from the cold, and Hack laughs with him.

  • Furaha suddenly notices a tree near the onsen.

  • The onsen tree - grand, beautiful, covered in snow.

Let's Be Friends

  • Orko

  • Lives alone in a Crystal Palace.

  • Does all the cooking, cleaning and housework.

  • Has time to relax.

  • Is really lonely.

  • Wishes for someone to keep him company and be his friend.

  • Rainy day near the palace.

  • Orko hears knocking on the front door.

  • Runs to answer.

  • Sees no one but a basket containing a beautiful baby lioness cub.

  • Sees note telling him to look after the lioness cub.

  • Takes the cub indoors.

  • Dries her and gives her a bottle of warm milk.

  • Names her Furaha.

  • Tucks her into his bed and snuggles to sleep with her.

  • First section: baby Furaha.

  • Baby Furaha crawls all over Orko to wake him up.

  • Breakfast - Orko sits next to Furaha to spoon porridge into her little mouth.

  • Go outside for fresh air.

  • Play with leaves and butterflies.

  • Orko blows bubbles in a field of long grass to entertain baby Furaha.

  • Orko and Furaha lie in the grass and look up at the clouds in the sky.

  • Orko takes baby Furaha to the stream.

  • Orko dangles Furaha over the stream, where she can wiggle her toes in the water.

  • Orko turns his hand into a fish, makes it swim along beside Furaha and tickle her.

  • Return home to the palace.

  • Furaha sits on Orko’s lap.

  • Orko tells little Furaha stories and sings her songs.

  • Relaxation room - quiet room filled with pillows, cushions, duvets and soft toys.

  • Orko searches for Furaha among his soft toys.

  • Orko finds Furaha among his toys and cuddles her.

  • During dinner, Orko gives Furaha a bottle of milk after her porridge.

  • Crystal bathroom - crystal bath, sink and toilet, walls decorated with glow in the dark stars and moons.

  • Orko and Furaha share a bath together, play with a yellow rubber duck, hide among the foamy bubbles and count all the stars and moons on the wall.

  • Orko uses his magic to make illusive images of whales, stars and pirate ships appear and float around the room before Furaha.

  • Drying themselves after bath - Orko spins to get himself dry, then helps Furaha dry all her important little places - her toes, ears, fingers, underarms, sides and legs - with a soft, fluffy towel.

  • Quiet time - Furaha and Orko go into the attic upstairs.

  • Attic - empty and beautiful and ethereal, with a dome ceiling with a glass window so Furaha and Orko can see the stars in the sky.

  • Orko shows Furaha the stars in the sky and counts how many there are until they get tired.

  • Orko takes baby Furaha to bed and comfortably settles down with her to a peaceful night’s sleep.

  • Section 2: toddler Furaha.

Monday, 16 October 2023

Give The Dog A Walk

Today's a day for going to the vet 'cause today is full of chaos, la-la-la-la-la la la-la! First we went to the vet and Mylo was especially obedient for her, and I also saw an orange dog coming out of the vet. Then we went to Skelbo Woods - OH THE HORROR! THE HORROR! When I went with my school, my legs hurt like crazy. Not this time. Mum and I walked Mylo while we talked about Once Upon A Studio and Shrek and such. It didn't help when Mum yelled at me to fetch the car keys from the door.

Please, don't let a chaotic day waste your creative spirit away.
A message from the Chaotic Households Association Of Scotland.

Fancy That, It's Dipsy's Hat!

Presenting the Teletubbies Favourite Things VHS, with my new favourite segment in the entire video! It may be a relaxing show for toddlers, but my new favourite segment in the entire video tape is a poem about Dipsy's hat read by the narrator, with Dipsy walking around Teletubbyland with his hat on. Throughout the whole segment, the narrator tells us that if we were to have a hat like Dipsy's, we'd be walking proudly too. Also, bizarre things occur to Dipsy's hat, such as it jumping high in the air and bows and flowers covering it. Oh, Ragdoll. You always know how to make toddlers laugh!

Sunday, 15 October 2023

Pizza According To My Dog

Creative hooman go out for pizza. PIZZA! First she and stricc support worker search for nite lite. Try many shops but fail. Creative hooman got skinny hot coocoo. They try second Oldy store. Find nite lite. Creative hooman happ. Go to glitzy place once a month. Creative hooman decide visit Smeeth's. Wants Mah Lil Ponee. Change mind now. Wants Sleeping Peechu and Adoptive Doggo. I hope I not get jealous! At last they reach pizza. Creative hooman made healthy choice. Peesa, cheeps and cooke. Creative hooman tell stricc support worker about groon up Caylow cartoons. Caylow eat pizza, then get hart attack and die. Creative hooman enjoy pizza. Creative hooman enjoy nite lite - and He Man - at home.

Saturday, 14 October 2023

Tired Of Waiting For Orko's Safer '80s Adventures In Eternia, An Example Of 2002 Orko's New Life With His Lion Family?

Well they're here!
Get that little wizard while he's hot.

All Together Now

I've seen it a few times, but the advert seems weird to me, basically because Barney is in there alongside a bunch of BBC Children's characters such as the Teletubbies and the Tweenies.

Friday, 13 October 2023

我、ä½ 、還有…At Weifang Jinbao Playground

It's such a lovely day that Orko and his toddler student Furaha decide to go to Weifang Jinbao Playground. Although Furaha is too small to ride the bumper cars and the other rides, Orko decides to show her some of the other sights to be seen in the park, including war planes and tanks, caravans, a big playground for them to play in and lots of cuddly animals - pigs, goats, lions, camels, bears, rabbits, cats, dogs, tigers and monkeys. Once they get back to the palace, Orko and Furaha have the entire playroom to themselves once again, and they play at being all the animals in the park.

My Strict Support Worker According To My Dog

Stricc support worker take creative hooman to Toemach to have pick-nick. Creative hooman go bananas because purse ain't in bag. Stricc support worker pay for her. Driving off to Toemach with loud radiator on. Creative hooman don't like loud radiator. Had lunch by sea. Had bakie rolls, bronies and hot coco. Creative hooman manage put all rubbish in bin. Legs tired. She tired. Stricc support worker take her home. She feel responsible. In two days, they go out and buy PIZZA!

我、ä½ 、還有: Me, You, And...

In a rural mix of China and Japan, there is a beautiful palace. The owner of the palace, Lord Mushu, keeps having visions of a young lioness cub being brought up in this palace and learning martial arts for....reasons. When he does find a baby lioness cub by his doorstep, he asks one of his faithful students, Orko, to watch over her. The two form an unlikely siblinghood and friendship as the story charts Furaha's journey from curious baby to butt-kicking lioness cub, learning the art of martiality (is that an actual word?) for....reasons. In her life, the ever fun-filled Furaha explores her life in the palace, from a beautiful zen garden and a tranquil blossom tree to a colourful playground and lucious meals of noodles and omurice.

Furaha and her eager, naive master spend every day together, exploring things like the playground and a warmly lit spa, and spending time together in the palace playroom. Mushu has nine students: Hack, Slash, Tenderheart Bear, Jetfire, Timon, Pumbaa, Scooby, Shaggy and of course Orko, his most faithful student, who raised and formed a friendship with young Furaha and taught her the ways of martial art.

Thursday, 12 October 2023

Me, You, And...Balloon Pop App

In this educational app aimed at toddlers aged 2-4, your child will learn about colours, numbers, shapes and letters in the company of Furaha and her friends and family. This gently-animated game sees Furaha or each of her family or friends float up into the screen holding a balloon, and by popping them, toddlers will learn about colours, shapes, numbers and letters, helping our friends get safely onto the ground again.

Based on the balloon pop game from 'Winnie The Pooh Toddler'.

Let's Talk About Bronies!

The BBC's programme Inside Out has all you need to know about those free-spirited jerks called the bronies. Have a look!
And thrown in for good measure, here's the My Little Brony skit they made from when the fandom was at its peak.

Wednesday, 11 October 2023

Freedom Hill

Furaha and Orko fall asleep in the shade of an oak tree in the meadow and wake up to find themselves in the dream land of Freedom Hill, where thousands of lion cubs run free and play all day. Before you know it, Furaha and Orko are making new friends and finding out the true meaning of playing with others.