10.Bratz: Rock Angelz.
I love love LOVE this CGI Bratz movie. Not only is it glitzy and glamorous, but it also has some awesome cutaways - much better than any annoying Family Guy episode, to say the least. The characters are really hilarious and the graphics are out of this world. It's lucky Mike Young Productions made this movie - they're the people responsible for Star Hill Ponies, Clifford The Big Red Dog and the 2002 He Man series, among others. Not only that, the DVD contains a bonus episode of the Bratz TV series, with some awesome transitions that have the Bratz directing the episode as if they were filming their own TV series! How cool is that?
9.A Sad Moment
Are you ready, cause this is a heartwarming vignette about the friendship between me and Orko. The story starts out quite fun and happy, with a party in the Primitive Lands involving me and all my friends from Netflix, but then, Orko and I go on a walk around the land, engaging in a conversation about why friendship is more magical than actual magic. This will be sure to tug at the heartstrings of the Drop In Crew, and maybe let them learn a lesson or three.
8.My Dream About Milka Being Under PETA's Control
I had a dream last night about PETA releasing a video about what Milka does to cows in order to keep them lactating to produce milk for Milka bars. Ever since Bluey got recognised by PETA's Australian arm for being kind to bugs, this dream occurred. First, there were videos on the internet of cows being killed and dragged to a slaughterhouse, where milk poured from their slit open tummies. Eurgh! Then, there was another animation PETA produced in the style of a '30s cartoon, where a rabbit and his friends plan to save a cow, only to fail almost instantly. Then I found myself chained and unconcious in the slaughterhouse from one of the videos, they aimed a bullet gun to my head and BANG! I was dead. What a sad dream...
7.Orko's Eczema
Itchy skin can be irritating, especially for me. That's why this vignette came into my head. It tells of Orko waking up very itchy, so Furaha and her family consult the Big Book Of Trollan Illnesses and find out that Orko has a Trollan form a eczema, which means his skin is really itchy and covered in purple spots. Furaha treats him well because of his eczema, using Orko's magic cream on his own skin as well as checking his back to see if he has urticaria. It's really irritating, like there are a thousand prickly worms crawling underneath your skin. When you scratch them, they DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
6.Bill, Ben & The Alternate Narration
No, I'm not talking about Bill & Ben as in the Flowerpot Men, I'm talking about Bill & Ben as in the Tank Engine Twins. In this vignette, I gather all the engines at Tidmouth Sheds to show them alternate narration of a scene in Thomas & Friends where Bill & Ben take Edward's passengers to the China Clayworks, which mention candyfloss, sweets and sausage rolls. This leads to a heated discussion between me and the engines about if engines have stomachs or not. Hmmmm...I wonder if engines eat sweets?
5.Orion & The Dark
It's a new movie coming to Netflix next month about a boy who learns to confront his fears with the help of his hooded new best friend. It's done in CGI like most of Netflix's kids' shows so it'll make for good family viewing....especially if Orion's friend Dark looks creepy. Mind you, if Disney made this film, they'd be as woke as ever! Ron DeSantis is a really horrible man, ain't he?
4.Chicken Run: Dawn Of The Nugget
This film came out two months ago and was made by Aardman, the people who made Wallace & Gromit and Rex The Runt and produced the English dub of A Town Called Panic. In this sequel to Chicken Run, Ginger and Rocky have a little chicken of their own called Molly, who wants to venture beyond the island to find new adventures. However, I would not want to go to Fun Land Farms, because they brainwash chickens to become fast food! Oh no...
3.Chickenhare & The Hamster Of Darkness
Take Indiana Jones, mix it with a heap of pet characters, and you've got this masterpiece, done in perfect CGI like Orion & The Dark. In this film, which I've yet to see, a young rabbit hops off on an adventure to find a lost artefact before his wicked uncle can get his hands on it. There's drama! Murder! Suspense! Thrills! And if you're lucky enough, you may spot a few Easter eggs too.
2.Bigfoot Family
When I saw The Son Of Bigfoot back when I was still watching CBBC, I was appalled by the way Adam talked to his mother at the beginning of the film before he set off to find his dad, but still I loved the scene where Adam and his dad were splashing in the lake. This is why you can't trust CBBC to be sold to America, dude. In this sequel, Bigfoot goes missing and Adam has to find out where he is as well as save a precious wildlife sanctuary...I hope this is about letting go. I'll try not to let it tug on my heartstrings if it does.
1.Wish Dragon
Oh boy! A dragon? Which grants wishes? I would love myself one of those! This CGI film is produced by Jackie Chan, which is great because there are some excellent Asian representations in there, much better than what Disney tries to teach us. The boy's friendship with the titular dragon is yet to be discovered by your's truly, but I'll be breathing flames if I don't see it!
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