Wednesday, 28 April 2021

My Views On Don't Blame Me, Blame My Brain

Don't Blame Me, Blame My Brain...is actually pretty good!

Ken and Laila are two vloggers who spend most of their time in their homes chatting to their online viewers about the most unusual questions ever known to man. Tonight they're talking about what happens if they don't get enough sleep, and magically, Ken's head can open up to reveal a talking animated brain with goofy eyes who sarks his way through the investigation. Through calls with Dr. Ranj of CBeebies' 'Get Well Soon' and weird animations showing us the facts, the vloggers also engage in realistic hallucinations and night cam footage demonstrating what Ken gets up to at night and how Laila repeats old animal footage online to help her get to sleep...even when she's up at 12 O'Clock in the middle of the night!

Do their parents notice? Or does Ken's brain constantly go crazy and tell him to F off and let him think his own thoughts? Bah, brains can speak their own minds!

Watch Don't Blame Me, Blame My Brain on iPlayer:

Homer Says...

I'm Too Late!

Oh cheese and crackers! I've been having so much trouble with iPlayer that I missed the second showing of Horsey Ride! Dammit! Now everyone who missed it has to go with Go Jetters instead. The good news is, the episode is rewatchable on iPlayer, so for those parents whose children missed the episode, click here and join Dad and Uncle Stripe as they teach you and your child about equine LGBTQ rights.

If you've missed something already, check out this article with tips on what to do when you've missed an episode of your favourite show, or a spectacular event you haven't already planned:

Mumfie In A Different Language

Flower Stories In Arabian

Get Active, Sing Active

In two weeks, Bitesize will focus on mental health, designed to make children cry with My Life and Newsround Specials, plus this strange series of singalong programmes about our wellbeing called 'Super Mood Movers'. In case you don't know what Super Mood Movers is, it's a special version of those moveabout segments that featured in those boring old Bitesize programmes that feature catchy singalong songs about our availability for living on planet earth. If you want to practice warming up your vocal chords for the 10th-14th May, which also features a new series of Got What It Takes and a reminder of the time Wolfgang returned to CBBC - The Pig Who Cried Werewolf - click the link and get singing with Pudsey, Rhys, Naomi and the gang.

Feeling Under The Weather? Have This!

I recently found this article on what to do when you're feeling depressed and have thoughts of suicide. Don't turn into an emo sweatbag, click the link below and find out how you can try to take your mind off of whiny self-disrespectful thoughts!
https://www.bbc.com/ownit/its-personal/5-things-to-do-when-you-feel-down?collection=coping-with-change&xtor=CS8-1000-[Discovery_Cards]-[Multi_Site]-[SL08]-[PS_OWN_IT~N~~A_FiveThingstoDoWhenYoureDOwn]

Oh, So That's What It's All About....

I've finally solved the case of why Bitesize is airing even during when children are IN SCHOOL!
Did I mention? New Bitesize will be on from June.
WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I'm Kind Of Awesome - 28.4.21



Luke, Resus, Cleo, Bluey, Bingo and I went grocery shopping and talked about what I saw with Tracy Beaker at the country fair last night. Each of us had our own shopping styles. We then had a picnic, but I was aware Mackinnon & Saunders was just nearby. I snuck inside and saw some familiar faces, who told me that they've been in danger of scary stuff.

When I Mentioned Disney Junior In My I Gotta Have Hope Nightly Journal...

No Sew Unicorn Sleep Masks

It's time to give your restless nights a little magic to help you sleep! These unicorn-themed no-sew sleep masks will make the Sandman unsure that a unicorn fused with your body overnight, and also makes a great gift to send to friends who have had no sleep, but still love unicorns.

Okay, Now You're Sick Of Bitesize This Week - Unicorn Rocks

In 'Horsey Ride', Dad and Uncle Stripe play at being in a horsey wedding with Bluey, her sister and her cousin Muffin, but with Uncle Stripe having glitter all over his snout and Dad being a good horse, they don't even know about Sparklemane or any rainbow unicorns that the girls love! Using pink, green, white, yellow or any paint you want, take rocks you find in your garden and paint them to look as pretty as any unicorn intended to be!

The Happiness Project - 2021 - 28.4.21

One Line A Day - 2021 - 28.4.21

Has CBeebies gone on the topic of legally gay marriage before? Yes they have, and Dad and Uncle Stripe are the ones to demonstrate.

Express Yourself - 28.4.21

Dad and Uncle Stripe teach CBeebies viewers about gay pride. There's a CBeebies Bedtime Story called 'Two Dads'.

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Journal - 28.4.21

Just like 'Horsey Ride'...whoops! Sorry!
Uncle Stripe was in charge of the girls while Mum and Aunt Trixie are out playing hockey, but he and Dad get roped into a kid-planned gay horse wedding.

Just like in 'Horsey Ride', Bandit and Uncle Stripe are left in charge of us while the other grownups are out for the day, but Luella gives the dads a frothing pink drink which turns them into rainbow unicorns! This was interrupted however when Rebecca and Dodge's Bluey Bingo game came on and I had to list down the characters featured.

Dork Diaries: OMG: All About Me - 28.4.21 [Year 1]

Supportive.

During rough times, Bluey and my friends from Scream Street keep me on track.