Tuesday, 14 March 2023

Space - Mackenzie's Walkabout

Mackenzie wanders the Australian outback by himself, looking for a purpose in life. He walks through the dry, dusty desert with a water bottle strapped over his back. Suddenly, his legs begin to tire. He starts to run, obeying what Bingo did when she went for a riverside walk, but suddenly, he falls to his knees and collapses.

When Mackenzie wakes up, he is delighted to find some Aboriginal images in the sky. Mackenzie gets up, and is ready to run again, but this time he begins floating through the spiritual sky, and bursts through a wall of water. Next, we see Mackenzie sitting on top of a rock overlooking the outback at sunset.

Telling Tiny & Small About New Episodes Of Bluey

In Tiny and Small's Clanger house...
ME: Tiny, Small, I wanted to tell you some exciting news.
TINY: Ooh! What is it?
SMALL: Is it a new series from Factory?
ME: No, before that. It just so happens to be new episodes of Bluey airing on April 9th. I got some photos I took early this morning.
(I show Tiny and Small the photos from the previous post. Tiny and Small are shocked)
MAJOR CLANGER: Now then, what's all this talk about Bluey?
ME: You won't believe this, Major! Bluey's coming back!
MAJOR: Well, I never. Hey, guys, come on in!
(Mother Clanger and Granny Clanger rush in)
GRANNY: My, that is splendid news.
TINY: Sybil told us!
MOTHER: Did she indeed? Well, I believe that's exciting news for everyone. You should tell it to more of our friends.
ME: Yep, it's my duty!
TINY/SMALL: Hooray!

Bum Worms Tickle Fight

RESUS: (tickling me) You've been taking more photos of Bingo and Bluey, haven't you? Eh? Eh?! Tell me or I'll tickle your guts out.
LUKE: Er...Resus, I think that's slang for biting.
RESUS: It's not slang, it's just tickle talk.
LUKE: Whatever.
ME: Okay, okay, I'll show you! These are some photos I took early this morning.
(I show Resus photos of Bandit, Bluey and Bingo getting into their car. Resus gasps)
RESUS: Are those hints for new episodes?
ME: Yep. They were showing yet another sneak peek. If they show a full promo, you'll thank me.
RESUS: Yeah right. But I'm still gonna TICKLE YOU!
(Resus continues tickling me. Luke sighs and goes back to reading his comic)

Nothing's Cosier

My family and I are at Kookawood Farm,
In the Blue Mountains where snow doesn't harm
There's a cosy side of Australian life
Like taking a snowy Winter hike

Cosiness is snowball fights
And frolicking around in snow so white
We build snowmen and snow angels too
No one enjoys it like me and you

The outdoor hot tub fits only two
But don't worry, I'll fit into it you
We'll splash and play while the snow around
Melts like a ton of popsicles on the ground

The fire pit outside makes it like camp
'Cause being in the snow causes a neck cramp
We roast marshmallows and talk about things
Like how Luella almost got her wings

Inside is so cosy, just us together
A family inside, outside the snowy weather
I'm ever so happy snuggled up near my mum,
With hot chocolate melting in my little tum

Our beds are just as cosy and warm
When we sleep, we're safe from harm
We have a special bond that won't break
We have lots of memories to make

Kookawood House is the best place
To warm up and put a smile on your face
And next time you go there, take my advice
Have some memories guaranteed nice!