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Advice From Orko About Bumping Your Knuckles

When I deal with bumped knuckles, I get Furaha to help me. She encourages me to take three deep breaths, then she rubs her hands all over with this Nala's Lotion stuff and smooths it into my achy knuckles, chanting a Native American or otherworldly rhyme. Then she kisses my knuckles and views whatever I slammed my hand into as an evil Eternian warrior, saying "He won't harm you anymore, Orko".

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