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Monday, 22 December 2025

Things That Make Me Happy - Part 20

  1. Watching kids' VHS tapes
  2. Making music on Suno.com
  3. Discovering old British kids' shows
  4. Jellikins
  5. Dream Street
  6. Potamus Park
  7. Brum (both classic and early 2000's episodes)
  8. Cubeez
  9. A Muppet Family Christmas
  10. Unstable Fables: The Goldilocks & The Three Bears Show

Dream Street & Thomas Wordsearch

Maisy's City Wordsearch

A Carlton Wordsearch

Ya know what? All these wordsearches in the ASDA magazine have given me an idea. Click on the image below to print out and complete this wordsearch!

The Most Revolting Bluey Wash Of All!

No offence to any of you working at Child's Farm, but I've got a complaint about how awful your Bluey Hair & Body Wash smells. It smells 100 times more awful than Veet cream!

When I took a squeeze of it, I was hoping for a fresh Australian rainforest flower smell, which will keep kids entertained as they re-enact Bluey's pool adventures. But uh uh, no, nada, instead it smelled of something putrid and rotten. Almost like...like...Chattermax poo! Or maybe even the excrement of Polly Puppy, or Floppy, or even - gasp - Unicorse!

I'm sorry, Child's Farm, but your attempt at making something related to Bluey is totally disgusting and hopeless. I will be very angry with you, and I will write a letter telling you how unhappy I am, as one of the world leaders said to Kim in Team America.

Bluey must be FIRED!

Buddy's Song

In a land of dreams, what is there to see?

A big surprise especially for me

It's a world only I can uncover and try

To see any big surprise inside


I know for now it's magic time

And I know I can count from one to nine

But what comes after ten? I look and see

There's an answer just for me


Beyond number ten, there's the meaning of my being

Beyond my eyes that were made for seeing

Lifeless eyes that roll around

Just like Thomas The Tank Engine when he falls to the ground?


Is Dream Street a ripoff or Sodor or not?

'Cause sometimes on Sodor, it's way too hot

Mainly due to the gossip flowing around

About a red balloon lifting off the ground


Oh, Buddy, I wish you'd learn...

The Time Of My Life

When Carlton Home Media took hold of the distribution for Thunderbirds and some of Gerry Anderson's other shows, my friends from International Rescue and I were over the moon. WHOOSH! Sorry, that was me, jumping over the moon.


I was great friends with every single kids' character that Carlton released, especially Christmassy ones like Rudolph and Annabelle the cow. But the ones that inspired me the most were all those Carlton videos which had show don't tell moments - Jellikins, Dream Street, Timbuctoo, you name it, it's in there. Yeah! It was the life.


I would usually tell the Gossips, those two gosh-darn Traffic Lights, to sing me a song. While the polite one sings perfectly, her companion always screams out new words into the song she's singing. It always makes me laugh, and when I was a toddler, I begged for them to do it again and again until their throats were sore. I would go for rides on Rudolph's back, often causing a huge mess behind us - furniture upside down, pictures askew, and loads of muddy hoof tracks on the floor!


But it doesn't matter now, guys, because I've got my friends from International Rescue with me. Thanks, you guys.

The Time Of My Life

Maisy In The City

Tessie's Basket Of Doom

Hello Hello

Buddy's Song