WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSH!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!! This is the best evening ever, and that's the name of this blog post. Why? Because tonight, Blue Peter visited the set of Scream Street the same way they visited the set of Strange Hill High seven years ago - oh my god, what a surprise! I first saw it on the Scream Street Twitter page and oh boy, imagine the look on the presenters' faces when they go to the theater and see my I.B.F.Fs films, including The Eagle's Nest:

Picture this, right: the Blue Peter presenters are in a theater watching The Eagles' Nest. They are shocked at what they see. They have popcorn trailing out of their mouths, including Henry.

ADAM: Oh, em, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! They're naked!

LINDSEY: Who cares? This makes Luke a 'barewolf'! *laughs, but doesn't notice the other presenters laughing* Er...you don't get my joke, right?

*Henry facepalms*

The Vampire School Goth Band - Safe From Harm

I'm A Big Kid Now Is Cancelled

Due to what happened today, I'm not bringing you Bingo's dream of her, Lila, Missy and Tiny Clanger turning the same age as Izzy and her gang of big kids. I'll do it some time when there's time. In the meantime, as you're waiting, you can find fun activities little ones can do with big kids:

https://handsonaswegrow.com/do-toddler-activities-with-big-kids/

Scream Street Bites - Introducing Six To The Eagle's Nest

ME: Well, Six, do you like my script so far?

SIX: Yes! All those thoughts of living in the jungle - I wish I could live there.

ME: Yeah. Just imagine - getting away from all the noise and rush of modern life or human life and thinking about frolicking around naked in a natural paradise. A modern day Eden in our minds, with no serpent or tempting fruit, just golden honey, cool, clear water and a soft, cottony nest. How's about I take you there?

SIX: Take me!

ME: Okay, sit down in front of me, that's it. Now, Six, close your eyes....now forget what you see...what do you feel?

SIX: Nothing.

ME: Nothing? There's more than nothing! Your heart starts beating slowly....your soul feels the urge to escape your body...feel it: the cold, clear water on your soft skin, the tempting taste of honey and fruit filling your mouth and the soft, caring touch of cotton from an eagle's nest on your back. Go on, Six. Feel it...feel it...feel it to be there...

*Six finds herself naked in a jungle paradise. She squeals in delight and begins to enjoy her new, cosy, natural lifestyle: she swims in the cold, clear lake and relaxes on top of the water, enjoys the fruit and honey growing, gazes at animals from behind the leaves and snuggles to sleep in the eagle's nest. She crawls up to some tropical flowers, and sniffs them.*

SIX: Mmmmmmmmm...

WHACK!

*Six snaps back to reality*

DR. F: Vell, nothing like ze aroma of wildflowers on a Frankenstein in ze morning. Sybil! What ze hell did you do to Six?!

ME: Erm...I was just showing her one of my stories about Luke, Resus, Cleo and me.

DR. F: You are such an unbelievable pervert, thinking about my creation stark naked in ze middle of ze freakin' jungle! In fact, I have heard Resus moan as if he was on a orga-

ME: Don't mention it, Dr. F U, there's kids reading this post!

DR. F: That makes it worse! Six, into ze bath with you!

SIX: Oh my god! Yay! You'll never forgive me for this, Sybs!

ME: I am such a gentle animated nudist film maker, aren't I?

Read my script for The Eagle's Nest here, or click here to watch The Return Of Wolfgang on iPlayer:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000nww4/scream-street-series-2-4-the-return-of-wolfgang

Videos I Saw At Grandma's Today

The 'Hood: Lean On Me Teaser

Izzy tells us the story of an Afghan hound who lives in Syria, named Chan'Ki. Chan'Ki's home is affected by war and poverty, so she runs away to find a better life. She ends up in the desert, where she is taken in by a group of jackals who make her a part of their tribe, but now Chan'Ki has to cope with making friends with her new siblings Co and Jeg.

To find more stories about children who have survived war in Syria, click here:

https://www.savethechildren.org/us/what-we-do/emergency-response/refugee-children-crisis/refugee-stories

The 'Hood: Lean On Me. Coming November 9th!