This up above is the board game I brought with Mrs L this fine, drizzly grey day. Let me tell you how it all began...
Well, it all started when Mrs L took me to (censored) for treat day. First, we went to Starbucks to get our usual fill of a brownie and a hot chocolate, and I wanted a chocolate muffin for my next visit, so Mrs L said I have to think about it. After a long, boring shopping excursion, Mrs L gave me an invitation to a barbecue - OH BOY! I've never been to a barbecue before, so, I said yes. Then Mrs L went into Smyths' and brought me The Best Of Kids, so as she was going into Lidl I peered inside and undid the quiz cards that came in the box. The cards had a wide variety of subjects, covering everything from Disneyland to Hey Duggee. Then Mrs L had to go to the toilet, and I kept waiting for what felt like an hour.
Then it was pizza time. The special guest that came with my pizza were some chicken strippers, and I ate them just like how Pingu and his friends ate their party snacks of carrot sticks, Tequitas and crisps in Pingu's Birthday. You've yet to know that I've yet to get Party For Pudsey, then I would be introduced at an early stage to Children In Need. Why didn't I hear of it in childhood? Because I was too young to understand.
Then Mrs L had to make three whole trips before we went home - to the toilet, to the toilet again and then into B&Q for some lunch, and guess what? It annoyed me SO much!
Well, the moral is, you can't do it if you B&Q it.