Cream Savers - Start The Chant

What I Learnt From Brum: Wheels

Seaside.

A quick pace solves everything - including child abduction!

Little Girl Lost.

The new friends you make are absolute pests with headlights for eyes.

Wheels.

Someday you will be replaced by futuristic cars in an overstimulated world!

Stilts.

When you think a person is normal despite her flexible skills, insult her all you like!

Moving House.

CARS HAVE MORE THAN ONE WAY TO USE WHEELS AND ROCK TO AND FRO, JERK!

The Best Day Ever - At Least, That's What Everypony Says...

Prepare yourself for the greatest discovery ever made by a human being in the history of ponykind...ever!

I went into T T Retro once again, and I got such a surprise! Just as I was about to get Poison Ivy, my chosen comic for today, I saw something sparkly, glittery, beautiful on the shelves. Not just sparkly, heroic, majestic and natural. What was on the shelves? Guess.

Hmmmm...it's a bit of a trick question because these items on the shelves have huger fandoms than I expected.

Exactly, you nailed it!

My Little Pony, Thunderbirds, Stingray, Captain Scarlet, Toy Story and The Lion King were all stocked up on T T Retro's DVD shelves. And I was so excited by what I saw, I had to take pictures of 'em all! So, I believe AMFOPs come here too, and T T Retro can bring in all the bronies in the world. Don't believe me? Watch this.

Brum Told Me To Give You This Video If You're Feeling Sick...

A Video For When You're Sick, As Posted By Mouse & Mole

Which One Loves Whom?

Parker - Classic car restoration

Scott - Motorcycling

Alan - Music and going to the gym

Colonel Casey - Manchester United

Me - Watching movies

Jeff Tracy - Reading biographies

Had A Bad Day?

Then you're not alone.

I found this article from Byrdie about what to do on a frustrating day like this, and some of the article's techniques actually worked for me. And trust me, it's not a clickbait piece, it's a real article.

https://www.byrdie.com/having-a-bad-day-5112749

Friendship Diary - I Feel Sick

- Guys, I feel so dizzy and sick. And my throat feels like someone forced me to swallow sandpaper.

- TIN TIN: Oh, poor baby.

- LADY PENELOPE: I understand too - my little one's so sick.

- ALAN: Look at her eyes - they're so tired they could clap shut in seconds.

- Well, guys, I had this weird dream last night. I was looking at a dictionary of weird words, then Luke, Resus and Cleo came along and warned me about the future of kids' TV - it will fall to ruins if they don't get the help they need. And they only died about four months ago.

- ALAN: We miss them so much, too. In fact it's been years since us puppet Tracys were really off the air, so love is all you need right now.

- TIN TIN: You read that Tired Ninja book, hmmm?

- Yeah.

- TIN TIN: Well, he said what you need is plenty of rest, to eat healthy, to dump all those little ideas of your's into a sparkly little journal, and to spend few minutes before bed brushing your teeth, dumping your ideas into a journal or to do list, and little light reads.

- Mmmmmm. Little light reads.

- ALAN: Aaaaawww. Look, she's falling asleep already. Her eyes and legs are so tired.

- TIN TIN: That's what connects our bodies all together, Alan.

- BRAINS: Did I...er...miss something?

- ALAN: Feel free to join the cuddle too.

Friend Of The Day: Brum

Feeling better takes time and effort - or at least, that's what some people think. Not when he's around.

When you see Brum as depicted in the '90s, he's the sort of guy you would like to air on your telly when you feel sick. His delusionally childish nature and curiosity makes him a geezer in a 3 year old's body, which makes him a good friend to have around when you're tired. His jokes, songs and stories will entertain you and make you happy in no time.

Friend Of The Day: Yung Star

Sure, donating and throwing away may be as boring as ever, but who needs to tidy things when you have this ugly chap to help you? This is Yung Star, the son of the creepy hagface known as Zelda. Think of him as someone who'll be your right hand man.

Something Children's Ward Didn't Teach You...

Ladies and gentlemen and hospital ward patients,

Throughout CITV's classic kids' show Children's Ward you saw copyrighted cartoon characters on the walls of the ward - examples include Mickey Mouse, Thomas The Tank Engine and Yogi Bear.

Here, Adam will explain to you Children's Ward fans how copyright destroys our lives forever.

Take it away, my dear friend.

Much Ado About Eye Strain

Hi! I'm Pikachu! Now that I've been owned by Ant, Dec and Cat after CBBC destroyed my show through reruns, I know now how eye strain is very bad for when you've been on the computer and the telly for too long. My friend has suffered this for so long - no wonder she needs her eyes tested about next week.

Luckily, Ant's wife Cat and Dec's wife Sabrina (alongside Salem, mustn't forget) have given me these tips to show you about what to do if you ever encounter eye strain. You'll thank me later, I promise!

https://www.specsavers.co.uk/eye-health/eye-strain

Friend Of The Day - Venus

If your day has been totally POO PANTS and you've been confronted with eye strain, endless glitching and adverts on ITVX, Venus is the one to turn to. She's got the skill to choose which glasses you want from the opticians - and thus, give you loads of love in the process.