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Wednesday, 20 May 2026

Twilight Wants To Know...(Question Time)

If you were to go off stories until your latest therapy session, which activities would you do instead?

Applejack's Anxiety Tip

When you want to ask the same questions over and over, please, remember the truth about why you're asking them before you even ask it again. And that's what my dear friend did last night. Why did she ask the same question over and over? Because of how anxious she is!

When you want to ask this same question, think of another one - one that doesn't involve annoying ones you love.

Lucky Day Time - WAHEY!

You'll never guess what happened today in a million little years!

Number 1: my photos on GMaps showing others my experiences at Mama Gail's - the sweet shop which won so many awards - got 50 views! Can you believe it?! Now more people are coming to see the shop more than ever, and I'm giving the shop more awards! If I can allow them to.

Number 2: Everyone at Anderson Entertainment was so pleased with how I reviewed Supercar, that they gave me a FREE DISCOUNT! Wow and wow again and great and even greater! And what did I buy? STINGRAY! The book, titled 'Project Orca'.

But....

Please, do not launch into an Aqua Marina singsong.

Anyway,
Number 3: About yesterday, despite my hissy fit over no biscuits, the MLP news site Equestria Daily saw my photos of my My Little Pony DVD finds at T T Retro, and responded, calling it "Cool!"

I'm in the brony fam,
Just like cheese and ham,
I'm digging a ditch but now I am rich,
I am a pegasister now!

And speaking of the army, here's Applejack with the tale of how she won the war! Take it away, Jackie!

Sunday, 17 May 2026

Cream Savers - Start The Chant


What I Learnt From Brum: Wheels

Seaside.
A quick pace solves everything - including child abduction!

Little Girl Lost.
The new friends you make are absolute pests with headlights for eyes.

Wheels.
Someday you will be replaced by futuristic cars in an overstimulated world!

Stilts.
When you think a person is normal despite her flexible skills, insult her all you like!

Moving House.
CARS HAVE MORE THAN ONE WAY TO USE WHEELS AND ROCK TO AND FRO, JERK!

Saturday, 16 May 2026

The Best Day Ever - At Least, That's What Everypony Says...

Prepare yourself for the greatest discovery ever made by a human being in the history of ponykind...ever!

I went into T T Retro once again, and I got such a surprise! Just as I was about to get Poison Ivy, my chosen comic for today, I saw something sparkly, glittery, beautiful on the shelves. Not just sparkly, heroic, majestic and natural. What was on the shelves? Guess.

Hmmmm...it's a bit of a trick question because these items on the shelves have huger fandoms than I expected.

Exactly, you nailed it!
My Little Pony, Thunderbirds, Stingray, Captain Scarlet, Toy Story and The Lion King were all stocked up on T T Retro's DVD shelves. And I was so excited by what I saw, I had to take pictures of 'em all! So, I believe AMFOPs come here too, and T T Retro can bring in all the bronies in the world. Don't believe me? Watch this.

Wednesday, 13 May 2026

Which One Loves Whom?

Parker - Classic car restoration
Scott - Motorcycling
Alan - Music and going to the gym
Colonel Casey - Manchester United
Me - Watching movies
Jeff Tracy - Reading biographies

Tuesday, 12 May 2026

Had A Bad Day?

Then you're not alone.
I found this article from Byrdie about what to do on a frustrating day like this, and some of the article's techniques actually worked for me. And trust me, it's not a clickbait piece, it's a real article.

Friendship Diary - I Feel Sick

- Guys, I feel so dizzy and sick. And my throat feels like someone forced me to swallow sandpaper.
- TIN TIN: Oh, poor baby.
- LADY PENELOPE: I understand too - my little one's so sick.
- ALAN: Look at her eyes - they're so tired they could clap shut in seconds.
- Well, guys, I had this weird dream last night. I was looking at a dictionary of weird words, then Luke, Resus and Cleo came along and warned me about the future of kids' TV - it will fall to ruins if they don't get the help they need. And they only died about four months ago.
- ALAN: We miss them so much, too. In fact it's been years since us puppet Tracys were really off the air, so love is all you need right now.
- TIN TIN: You read that Tired Ninja book, hmmm?
- Yeah.
- TIN TIN: Well, he said what you need is plenty of rest, to eat healthy, to dump all those little ideas of your's into a sparkly little journal, and to spend few minutes before bed brushing your teeth, dumping your ideas into a journal or to do list, and little light reads.
- Mmmmmm. Little light reads.
- ALAN: Aaaaawww. Look, she's falling asleep already. Her eyes and legs are so tired.
- TIN TIN: That's what connects our bodies all together, Alan.
- BRAINS: Did I...er...miss something?
- ALAN: Feel free to join the cuddle too.