A Video To Welcome Twiki Home...

"The year is 1987, and - hang on, TWIKI! What the heck are you doing here?!"

"Bidibidibidibidibidi. I'm taking over narration duties from now on. After all, S.Y. did buy me and Buck, didn't she?"

"Uuuuuh riiigghhhtt...AAARGH!"

CRASH!

"Ha ha! That served him right! Now where was I? Oh yes! The year is 2026, and T T Retro still has Buck Rogers on DVD for sale. On a delightful shopping trip, S.Y and her support worker arrived at T T Retro to buy the DVD itself, thank God, and returns me to her house 3 hours later.

As an honor to have me as part of her family, here, on behalf of her and her friends from International Rescue, is a video of my favourite music. Bidibidi!"

*He means enjoy*

Changing The Plot

If reading the same old story is becoming tiring and boring, and you find that writing book reviews is getting as dusty as an old library shelf, here's something you can do to spruce things up a bit.

All you do is CHANGE THE CHARACTERS AND SETTINGS! I did it two times: last night, and early this morning.

Now, last night since I had gotten used to Thunderbirds Are Go (2015) at last, I had changed Andy to Parker, the giant evil duck to a giant evil pug and Andy and Mel Gibbons to Scott, Virgil and the rest of International Rescue - the CGI versions who are so evil we don't even know what's going on! BOOOOOOOO!!!

And this morning, I changed Daisy into me, her mum into Lady Penelope, and all her friends into my favourite characters plus the school into T T Retro, as we try to ponder and discuss why T T Retro is more fun than any average shop in the high street it's set up in.

And tomorrow morning, everything will change. It's a completely random activity where you can do whatever you like with a boring average story, so anything can happen...

...unlike Saturday Mash Up constantly having Strictly stars appear as guests and no one else. [CENSORED]!

Dayseh & The Unicorns: A Review

 

Daisy and the Trouble With Unicorns by Kes Gray
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This Dayseh book is AWESOME SAUCE!
My favourite parts were when Daisy and Gabby pretend to take Hughnicorn and Prunicorn around the world in their honeymoon hot air balloon.
Would definitely read again!

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When I Have Two Accomplishments In One Day...

Since I'm Too Tired To Talk About My Events, Here's A Joke...

What is an anteater's favourite board game?

Ants In The Pants!

Peppa's Seasons: A Review

Ladybird Peppa Pig Peppas Seasons Sticker Book. by Peppa Pig
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Such fun to do.
Not sure about the second scene, though....makes me think of bare feet treading in cowpats.
Won't do again.

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Little Sticker Dolly Snow Princess: A Review

 

Snow Princess by Fiona Watt
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Such a beautiful way to wind down and avoid boredom after a full morning of tech time.
Gives me Brambly Hedge vibes.
Highly recommend.

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Dayseh: The Replacement

We're sorry, but due to HeroBear only being available on Kindle, I am reading Dayseh & The Unicorns instead. Enjoy loads of MLP references in the coming days!

Peppa's New Baby Sister: A Review

Peppa Pig: Peppa's New Baby Sister by Peppa Pig
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Granny Pig was so horrid, hanging up on Daddy Pig like that when he was supposed to tell her the baby was born! Still, a cute story to introduce a new baby into the family and let kids read about Baby Evie instead of see her in an overstimulating TV show.
Highly recommend.
There's still time for one more thing....BABY HUG!

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Kaboom Free Comic Book Day Summer Blast: A Review

Kaboom! Summer Blast! Free Comic Book Day by Charles M. Schulz
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Such a fun collection of comics for when you've had a rough day!
Uncle Granpa and Regular Show were my favourites, and HeroBear is my most favourite of all. The Garfield strip looks a bit fluid compared to the original style, but still fun to read, while the adventures of Snoopy minus Charlie Brown are chockablock with the cosy charm that made the little white dog's adventures loved by kids and adults across the globe.
The Adventure Time strip is a bit weird though, because the speech bubbles tend to wobble all over the place as the characters speak, to match its psychedelic style.
Still a fun read for a sad day, ha.

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Horrid Henry's Summer Fun: A Review

 

Horrid Henry Summer Fun by Francesca Simon
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

What an exciting collection of stories!
The final one is my absolute favourite - one to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee or whatever. The cake fight is really the 'cherry on top'! No pun intended.
Highly recommend reading to calm frustrated grown ups who are in need of humor during 'me time'.

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The Transition

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but to keep things light and simple on my blog, thanks to a support worker, I've turned my attention to poetry. I hope it makes you happy to notice that poetry melts away stress and makes the world a better place - not just for me, but for everyone. You, me, and my new friend up here, HeroBear.

He Man Vol.1: A Review

Ha ha, Orko, you beat the loser He Man to it! With snow powers like your's, you could cool down a hot day in double quick time - even one I was out in. It was so hot yesterday, I could do with some of your powers. Anyway, this comic is AWESOME!

And I rank it 10 out of 10 Power Swords.