What Was Maggie Simpson's First Word?

 

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PINKIE PIE:

Not all that is a gift bag has Winnie The Pooh on it.

Not all I have is bubbly, randomness-inspired joy.

The one page repeated again for all of us, because S has finally come back to reading about Alan and Tin Tin again!

Once Upon A Journey: A Review

 

Once Upon a Journey: A funny new illustrated children’s picture book about Percy the Park Keeper and his animal friends! by Nick Butterworth
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

What a charming story!

My favourite character is the brand new one, a deer named Randolph, because he is very strong and powerful, and a reminder of The Great Prince from Bambi.

And just in time, too, in memory of his voice actor, Patrick Stewart.
RIP, Commander. May the force be with you....

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BRAVE HEART LION:

Not all who was brave was once a coward.

Not all who's a mouse is a lion - like me! *giggles*

Anyway, it's Tin Tin's birthday, so she slumbers, to awaken to become a fully fledged member of International Res-

BIRTHDAY BEAR:

Happy BIRTHDAY! *blows a party squeaker*

BRAVE HEART LION:

Do you mind not interrupting? There's people sleeping a few doors down!

BIRTHDAY BEAR:

Oops....sorry.

*shuffles away nervously*

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'03 DIGITAL SPIDEY:

Er...can you cut out the flashing lights please, they're keeping the blog viewers off guard. Thanks.

Anyway...

Not all that is healthy was once fat.

Not all that was meant to be fat was put to work without food or water.

The romantic one dreaming of a kiss in the night, a cuddle from the body of a soft young Malaysian woman by the name of Tin Tin!

Alan's Diary - Day 5

Oh my god, what a day.

After a three hour nap, my darling little girl's brain seems to be so scrambled she cannot even remember a thing! She keeps worrying about money problems and budget cuts and she even refuses to watch Spider Man Unlimited.

I turned to Lady Penelope, her wise mummy, who told me that Sybil needs a good chance to recover before taking a deep breath again.

So, I laid a nice, soft creamy blanket over her body, and she snuggled under it, sighing softly. And guess what happened next?

I snuggled beside her, and then Tin Tin did too. Timon, Pumbaa, Parker and Lady Penelope all joined in, and soon we were all asleep in a comfortable pile.

Noddy Gets Into Trub - A Brutal, Musical Recap Of The Last Few Pages

It was a crime scene outside in Toytown

My egg didn't want to go down

So I vomited and got food poisoning

Then the car sprayed acid into my eyes

Mr Plod came along and accused me of stealing

From Miss Pink Cat's dessert larder

So I shot him in the head

And then, everyone wanted me dead...

Thunderbirds Presents Danger Zone: A Review

 

Danger Zone by Joan Marie Verba
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This has to be the most emotional Thunderbirds story I've ever read.

By the time I was in the middle of the second chapter when Alan and Tin Tin were talking, I was hit emotionally hard into silence.

Thunderbirds, but a Bluey style tearjerker.

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......Mama?

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SLY:

Bicycle bell, I'll weave you a spell...

GOBBO:

SLY!

PSSSHHH

*Test pattern*

Chicken Soup: Family Matters - A Review

Chicken Soup for the Soul: Family Matters: 101 Unforgettable Stories about Our Nutty but Lovable Families by Jack Canfield
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Did not finish due to getting a Spider Man and Swiss Family Robinson DVD from T T Retro.

Will finish it someday soon. Just wait, kids!

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Mr Men 12 Days Of Christmas

 

Mr. Men: 12 Days of Christmas by Roger Hargreaves
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Mr Muddle is in a bit of a flap in this book!

The perfect book for teaching small children about the months of the year.

A simple bedtime read.

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Previously On Countdown To Action...

JOHN:

Not all that father knew made it into Fleetway.

Not all that he knew is true.

JEFF:

The nameless sons chosen by Heaven's Angels, to awaken a new Eden for us all to thrive...