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Saturday, 7 March 2026

Light The Night Warmly

AAARGH! Every light around me just seems too bright for my eyes - the phone, telly, computer, bedside lamp, even natural light is too much for my sensitive eyes. If only I had a bunny nightlight like the one Bluey had......

Friday, 27 February 2026

Daily Taurus Horoscope - Torn Thumb Ligaments

Oh dear, my little Taurus, it feels like your thumb is torn in its ligaments inside. Avoid each pen and pencil, and use your voice instead. Each time, make everything imaginary - bring your locked in world into reality. Even before your Mum.

10 Things You Can Do Outdoors With A Support Worker

  1. Play tennis
  2. Play basketball
  3. Have a picnic
  4. Play football
  5. Fly a kite
  6. Snap some photos of some interesting things in nature
  7. Play beach volleyball
  8. Have a barbecue
  9. Have a race during a forest walk
  10. Listen to the soothing sounds of nature

Thursday, 26 February 2026

10 Things To Do To Cheer Up Someone Who Is Under A Dark Cloud

1.Tell a joke
2.Read a childhood storybook
3.Talk with him or her about the problem
4.Do a funny dance
5.Try not to make a lot of noise
6.Offer the person a hug
7.Share tea and biscuits with them
8.Play a nice, slow paced board game
9.Teach them mindful breathing
10.Listen to everything they tell you

10 Things You Can Do To Find The Useful In The Forgotten

1.Sort through your old notebooks
2.Make a graph of what can be a story and what can't
3.Make two jars - one for useful ideas, and one for ones that don't prove useful
4.Make a notebook that lists down useful ideas
5.Use a duo of tubs to throw yellow balls in for which ideas are useful, and blue balls in for which ideas prove no use
6.Have a different noise for which ideas are useful or not (e.g. a sparkle for 'useful' and a game show 'Wrong' buzzer for 'not useful')
7.Make a big, huge idea jar for all the ideas you find useful
8.Make two biscuit barrels - one for useful ideas, one for ideas that won't be of use
9.Do a variant of musical statues where, whenever the music stops, you point to an idea and yell out whether it's useful or not
10.Choose two ideas a day - one useful, one not

Gerry Anderson? Aw YES!


Wednesday, 25 February 2026

How I See Sky Advertising Endless Transformers Movies....Which I Hate...

Mind Over Magic - A Protest Poem To Help Fans Save Disney From A Soulless CGI Fate

Oh no, for you,

Oh no, for me,

Oh no, oh my,

Disney’s gone lazy!


Dum-da-dum, da dum da dum da dum!


Now that time has come for proving

That Disney can do more

And we’ll give back the handmade love

That made box offices soar


We will write until our hands

Fall off into rubber bands

We’ll ban the CGI

And the ratings will shoot sky high


Thank 2D, not 3D,

For Disney’s constantly lazy

For money over magic

Has made Disney’s future tragic!


GOPHER: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Save, Disney!

Save, Disney!

Save save save save DISNEY!


RABBIT: Here we go!