Tuesday, 1 September 2026
10 Things We Secretly Learnt So Far From Esme The Ice Cream Fairy
1.Kirsty's favourite board game is Candy Land.
2.Lottie says that lollipops taste even better than garlic bread.
3.Esme can only enter a sweet shop if it has a Dream Street sign near the ice cream stand.
4.Kirsty and Rachel are reincarnations of G3 Pinkie Pie and Minty.
5.There is an eighth Sweet Fairy who lives all the way up in Scotland: Merida The Scottish Tablet Fairy, who makes sure the traditional Scottish tablet is good enough for all the good wee bairns to eat.
6.Ginger Snap ('03) and the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny are two of Esme's closest friends.
7.Sly and Gobbo are jealous of Jack Frost's goblins because unlike the times they get arrested by Mr Plod, the goblins serving Jack Frost never get arrested, and can do whatever they want.
8.Rachel is spoilt and always gets everything she desires.
9.Honey and her band of Sweet Fairies tend to spoilt children who are very good, rewarding them with loads of sweeties.
10.There is a prophecy that Jack Frost will create a sacrificial Solar Flare that would wipe out all the nation's ice creams, thus killing himself in the process.
10 Things We Secretly Learnt From Charlotte The Baby Princess Fairy
1.Tarzan and Kala were created to let mothers gently tell their babies how different they are underneath the skin.
2.Josh and Laura have learnt from Optimus how to be soft towards Furaha and Orko.
3.Laura can often be caught breastfeeding Orko in public.
4.Timon and Pumbaa have wishes to let Simba take in Kovu so they can babysit him and, along with Kiara, be best friends for life.
5.Tin Tin has a special friendship with Judo's baby self. They like going out for picnics, to blow bubbles, to cuddle, and watch blossom petals or Autumn leaves fall around them in the park.
6.The family fete Rachel and Kirsty were talking about has changing areas, face painting and Little Tykes Play Areas.
7.Charlotte is an official spokesfairy for Johnson's Baby Bedtime.
8.While Josh, Laura, Furaha and Orko love sleeping in a soft, silky, downy hotel bed, my friends from IR and I love to sleep altogether in a large, soft hammock big enough and strong enough for all of us.
9.Charlotte can recite the ABC song in many different ways.
10.The '15 version of my 3YO self loves cuddling to sleep in my mummy Lady Penelope's ('15) arms, as her cutie pie pug Sherbet sniffs my feet, and I giggle sleepily because it tickles so much.
10 Things We Secretly Learnt From Katrina The Kitticorn Fairy
1.Guests to the cat cafe can bring guitars so they can sing to the cats.
2.Kitticorns don't like loud Tiktok influenced adverts.
3.Katrina loves the G3 MLP films.
4.Twilight Sparkle, Tin Tin, Sweetie Belle and Rarity can communicate with Katrina through a magical green squeaky fish toy belonging to Tin Tin's silky white pet cat, Pearl.
5.I secretly own a Kitticorn of my own, named Silky.
6.Katrina's favourite story is Alice In Wonderland.
7.Katrina is also good friends with Simba, Timon and Pumbaa.
8.Katrina's favourite kids' show is Waybuloo.
9.Katrina keeps some special lion Cubbicorns in a special part of the cafe, where they can roam free in the wild.
10.Katrina's motto is: "Flowing hair, smooth neck, hearty tummy!"
10 Things We Secretly Learnt From Rosie The Honey Bear Fairy
1.Rosie's favourite Disney character is Winnie The Pooh
2.The Baby Animal Rescue fairies can step in for the WWF to do jobs they can't.
3.Jack Frost's favourite book series is Undead Pets.
4.The pink bulbs can grow into candyfloss trees, while the blue ones grow into bubblegum ice cream trees.
5.The bees are master acrobats for King Oberon and Queen Titania.
6.Rachel and Kirsty's favourite Disney film is The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh
7.I do love butterflies tickling my skin when I am raised in the wild with my friends.
8.Becky secretly knows Rosie, and has a magical glowing honey pot so she can either summon or communicate with her.
9.Rosie's favourite shows and movies are The Koala Brothers, The Little Polar Bear (BBC TV series) and Brother Bear.
10.Rachel's favourite gardening show is The A-Z Of TV Gardening.
10 Things We Secretly Learnt From Thunderbirds & My Granny's Great Escape
1.Alan's favourite Noddy special is Noddy & The Magical Moondust.
2.Scott is trying hard to search for Twilight's lost moon ancestor, Moonshine.
3.I have vivid dreams about visiting the moon to swim in crystal blue water and snack on fresh yellow cheese from the underground mines with Brains, Alan and Tin Tin.
4.Princess Celestia is madly in love with Scott, even when he is full up from eating Grandma's cakes!
5.IR's three main nature mantras are: land, sea and brotherhood.
6.Ron's favourite Kipper episode is The Bleepers.
7.Red Bull used to sponsor Granny during her racing years.
8.Mr Tugg has a job at Kellogg's, packing cereals into boxes and making free gifts and prizes.
9.Nick's favourite VHS tapes include '90s episodes of Brum, Sooty, Tots TV, Rosie & Jim, Thomas & Friends, Power Rangers and ReBoot (1994).
10.Mr Tugg is secretly a dragon in disguise.
Monday, 31 August 2026
You Need A Pony Friend
Clare The Caring Fairy is friends with all the G1 My Little Ponies, and all the '80s variations of the Care Bears. In fact, she loves every single incarnation of a modern day franchise for little girls in their original '80s form.
Old Gruff Man, Soft Heart
Commander Shore shows a soft heart to Socks and all the puppies and small visitors and residents of Marineville. In fact he is so kind to them he lets Socks pretend he is her baby since he is confined to a hover wheelchair, much to his daughter Atlanta's amusement.
ITV In The '60s
Troy and Phones' favourite vintage '60s series include '60s Coronation Street episodes, Maigret and Z-Cars.
Playful Bears & Butterflies
Rosie's other favourite animals are butterflies because she loves watching the little bear cubs play with them and try to catch them.
The Fat Controller
This, my friends, is the original version of The Fat Controller. Currently he is suffering an identity crisis, along with his wife and his mother, because Nitrogen and Arc birthed another version of him designed to Americanise British kids.
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