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Thursday, 5 November 2026

A Late Letter From Princess Celestia About The Kindest Company In The World

My dear student,
I was amazed by how the people at Townhouse Books knew you cannot visit The Works anymore due to it being too expensive, so they offered you a whole batch of colouring books to make up for no longer visiting your all time favourite shop.

With your traumatizing support worker having too much time on her hands with her big family and her new puppy, Diggy, she never had any time to take you or even any of the other people she supports to Inverness. Not for a notebook, or a pack of pens, or even a takeaway from McDonalds.

As for me, I have my own hectic job taking care of my own yellow and white puppy, Sunshine. She keeps digging everything in the Canterlot Gardens, and as for Luna's Rhodesian Ridgeback puppy, Dusty, she keeps sleeping and eating all day.

Can you imagine?
Humbly,
Your friend,
Princess Celestia

A Reply From Princess Celestia About Creative Achievements

My faithful Earth student,
Oh sweet sun and moon, what an achievement!

When I heard you got 70,000 views on your Hobbycraft review, I wrote a long letter on one of my parchments asking Hobbycraft to restock old My Little Pony craft kits, mainly collaborate with Hasbro on some new ones.

But the sad news is, with the mention of Hasbro, the staff at Hobbycraft said that the big H was getting more and more money from letting every single TV channel in the UK air those horribly loud Transformers films.

Sometimes, I wish I had my Trolls ear defenders. Princess Luna has her Madagascar ones, though I wish I could borrow Twilight's Pretty Cure ones.
Humbly,
Your friend,
Princess Celestia

Dear Princess Celestia: 1,000!

Dear Princess Celestia,
Oh joy! Oh love! Oh sweet Party Cannons!

I have some really exciting news of what happened about almost yesterday.

Not only did I get 70,000 people seeing my Google Maps review of Hobbycraft, but I also got lots of people coming to see my Stingray videos! YAHOO!

Speaking of which, Twilight recently told me she had a phone call with you to tell you that Spike has been spending a lot of time with Marina, her puppy Buttons and her seal Oink, and all of them are best friends. And guess what? All of them love sharing chocolate milk together.

Now....relax.
Yours creatively,
Your faithful Earth student

Thunderbirds: Cry Wolf: The Kid Friendly Adventures Of Scott Tracy: A Review

 

Thunderbirds: Cry Wolf: Scott to the Rescue!Thunderbirds: Cry Wolf: Scott to the Rescue! by Sally Byford
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

#internationalrescue,thinkofthekids!

Finally, my first ever kid friendly Thunderbirds short story! Read from the comfort of my own mouth.

The illustrations remind me a lot of the cover art of every single Putumayo album, and they used simpler terms to appeal to a younger or sensitive audience who love International Rescue as much as adults, like they turned the used of the word 'Voodoo Spells' into 'Magic'.

Altogether now: BICYCLE BELL, I'LL WEAVE YOU A SPELL!

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Wednesday, 4 November 2026

A Few Fun Facts About Pit Of Peril

You see this darling woman on the back cover of this promotional Thunderbirds DVD?
Why, it's me, your loving, wise carer, Lady Penelope. Just to be on the safe side, even when I was raised by Parker in this ramshackle house, I seem to know a lot.
Even about this episode.

Thomas' Friend, Charlie: A Review

Thomas & Friends: Charlie (Thomas Engine Adventures)Thomas & Friends: Charlie by Sharon Miller
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

What else can I say?
This book is FUN FUN FUN!

Alicia Botti has a song for everything, not just screaming at mice.

Hilarious!

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Bateman's Lane - As Found In Who's Who '04

Tuesday, 3 November 2026

Thomas' Friend, Diesel: A Review

 

Thomas & Friends DieselThomas & Friends Diesel by Thomas & Friends
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This short original story set a few weeks after the events of the whole arc involving Duck's rivalry with devious Diesel is a great small story for teaching small kids about second chances and never giving up.

My favourite picture was the one of Devious Diesel with a grey sky and noisy thunder and lightning above him - it makes him look like a super evil bad guy!

By the way, I do wish for a crossover between Marvel and Thomas someday.

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A Few Fun Facts About Trapped In The Sky

FAB!
Scott Tracy here, and I want to tell you a few secrets about our very first mission, the one that rocketed us to stardom.
*Gordon wheezes with laughter*
OI!

Dear Princess Celestia: How Kind Are They?!

Dear Princess Celestia,
You will, not, actually, bloody believe this.

The makers of the Love & Hugs colouring book released at The Works understood I cannot go there due to big bills from Inverness, and as a result, the head of the company that made Love & Hugs, Tom Oake, told me to give him my home address so he could give me a free sample, just to make up for me never going there again!

Fluttershy would be so proud of me. Her butterfly shaped element is already glowing with delight. And if I had an Element Of Kindness, it would be...a crayon.

I bet you're chuckling just reading this, aren't you, Celeste?
Yours excitedly,
Your faithful student from another world
XXXOOO

AAAH! The Last Butterfinger?!

Monday, 2 November 2026

Secret Village Winter: A Review

Secret Village Winter Coloring Book: A Coloring Book For Adults and Kids Featuring Cute Christmas and Winter ScenesSecret Village Winter Coloring Book: A Coloring Book For Adults and Kids Featuring Cute Christmas and Winter Scenes by Ava Browne
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This colouring book ultimately gives me Brambly Hedge vibes, what with small mice living in their little world and spending fun Christmas times together.

Was going to use it as something to document my Danger Zone Yume stories, but due to all the emotional moments in this ThunderBluey story, I put it away to keep it out of my dog Mylo's jaws.

Haha.

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Countdown To Action: A Review

 

Countdown to Action (Thunderbirds)Countdown to Action by Joan Marie Verba
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Thank you, International Rescue.

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