Noddy

If destruction and murder are what you're looking for, Noddy's your man. He knows how to bring blood and death to any innocent Enid Blyton story, or Brown Bag when they've ruined his life - so look out, Bing creators, 'cause Noddy's bursting through the door. INSTANT JINGLE BELL CHAOS!

Disappointing...

"Oh, please do not cry or feel sad! Alan and I might not be in these comic strips, but we know how much you love us. Brains is very clever and he gets a lot of attention this time, but that does not mean we are forgotten.

Alan and I are still right here, together, and we are so happy that you think of us. The next big adventure is always just around the corner, and we will always have a very special place in your heart. Just me and Alan—we will keep smiling if you keep smiling!"

Eric Saunders' Floral Wordsearch: A Review

 

Wordsearch by Eric Saunders
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

Not doing again. Might cause eye strain.

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Stories Of Rotten Rascals: A Grizzly Review

 

Stories of Rotten Rascals: Contains 30 classic tales by Enid Blyton
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

Did not like it.
Too difficult to read in my opinion anyway.
Plus, it is a charming old fashioned rip off of the Grizzly Tales books.
Rather prefer reading Grizzly Tales than this.

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First Summer Stickers: A Review

The best Usborne sticker book ever besides Sticker Dolly Summer Camp! The stickers are chunky and perfect for little hands, and the animal characters are super ultra colourful.
Would highly recommend for rainy Summer days or the like.

Sticker Dolly Cinderella: A Review

Sticker Dolly Dressing Cinderella: A Magical Interactive Sticker Adaptation of the Classic Fairy Tale by Fiona Watt
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Those. Are. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STICKERS I EVER DID SEE!
Much better than the 2015 shoddy Cinderella movie, I guarantee.
Highly recommend for those looking for an interactive way to help Cinderella go to the ball.

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First Family Stickers: A Review

First Sticker Book Families by Holly Bathie
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Usborne did a good job making this sticker book. I have to give them a big hand, or paw, for talking about diversity and family inclusion in a way younger kids reading can understand.
You did a good job there, Usborne!

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Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck - A Review

Hard Luck by Jeff Kinney
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I have yet to finish this one.
Rebel is a good name for a dog though - yet, I have to tell Disney not to make it into a dull CGI remake.

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Starting School Sticker Book: A Review

Starting School Sticker Book by Felicity Brooks
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

A simple, kind and easy to use sticker book.
There's plenty of room in this, unlike those in Little Digger & Crane Stickers, and the designs are simple with the stickers chunky enough for little hands.
Would highly recommend to introduce kids to their first days at school - ooor homeschool if I may put it.

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Thunderbirds Comic Anthology Vol.1:

Thunderbirds Comic Anthology by Fred McNamara
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Hmmmmm...I love this book, but one problem:
It seems like whenever I have a chance to read it, I keep stopping, but that's totally okay.
I wonder why?
Hmmmm...

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Weather Pressure Sickness

LADY P: Sssssshhhh....darling, I understand. You feel a bit funny after that headache you had.

ME: But mummy, why do we always get headaches when a storm comes?

LADY P: Let me put it this way, pet: the thunder becomes so angry, it seeps into little ones' brains and causes the surface of their skull to crack, and glow red.

ME: *groans*

LADY P: Oh dear oh dear no no sssshhh-sshhh, it's alright. Don't fret. Here, let me carry you up to bed.

ME: Thank you, mummy.

LADY P: I like to imagine how daunting it must be to have a hurting head when a storm comes.

ME: *groans*

LADY P: Oh dear, I think you feel sick. Come on, darling, let's go to the toilet. You can be sick in there.

BLEEEEEAAAURGH!

LADY P: Oh darling, you feel worse.

ME: I do...I do. *begins crying*

LADY P: There, it's okay. Let it all out now....ssssshhhh...there. You are so tired and dizzy. I'll get you a nice wet cloth to clear your sticky mouth, then I'll put you to bed.

Stingray: The Titanican Strategem: A Stingray Story Too Tiring

Stingray The Titanican Stratagem by Chris Dale
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Found this book super tiring.
Just not what I needed in the mornings.
Too difficult to read, too long.

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Horrid Henry's Krazy Ketchup: A Review

 

Horrid Henry's Krazy Ketchup: Book 23 by Francesca Simon
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

So hysterical as always.
Read it thanks to the Dirty Bertie Horror book I read.
Had to halt it because my Thunderbirds Comic Anthology Book Vol.2 is coming soon.

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