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Monday, 7 September 2026

When I Have Had A Bad Night....

10 Things We Secretly Learnt From Cool Rainbow Dash Costume, Milady

1.There is a T T Retro store in Ponyville.
2.Rainbow Dash has a 3YO nephew, Colour Scribbles, who helped make the MLP In A Nutshell spoof series
3.When raised in the real world, Rainbow Dash loved Jellikins as a little filly.
4.Rainbow Dash is a fan of Doctor Who, Harry Potter and Thunderbirds.
5.The pegasus' name is Brianna Brighteyes, and her favourite pass times include collecting Pokemon, Lilo & Stitch and Spider Man trading cards and figures.
6.The vendor's name is Avid Collector, because he collects all kinds of comics and nerd culture DVDs.
7.The unicorn's name is Raspberry Popcorn, because she lives a rich life with her parents, Blackberry and Lemon Popcorn, and she has a massive popcorn machine and a raspberry slush machine as well as an obsession with British sci fi and trading cards
8.Raspberry also loves writing Thunderbirds fanfics
9.When she returned to Ponyville at the end of My Little Dashie, no one knew exactly who she was, so Twilight cast the memory spell over all of them to help them remember Dashie by chanting her name as if they were at a Wonderbolts show
10.In real life, Rainbow Dash lives in a messy room, loves rock music, plays an electric guitar and a drum kit, loves skateboarding and drinks orange Fanta.

10 Things We Secretly Learned From Wimpy Kid: Diper Overload

1.Roderick was originally one of the guitarists for Nickelback
2.Roderick has a secret obsession with The Wiggles, Barney & Friends and Dragon Tales
3.Roderick has a part time job parachuting from tall buildings to raise money for charity.
4.Headless Chicken once faced severe backlash for including actual live chicken heads in their meals
5.Roderick wanted to use his social media page for his anime fanart.
6.Roderick and Bill once had a part time job as ice cream sellers
7.The pizzas at Hipp O Henry's have a secret formula in them that make Bill and every other customer immortal
8.Bill was also Greg's biological father - which is why Greg's mum gave birth to him in the toilets of Hipp O Henry's
9.Mackie secretly likes 2000's MLP and Care Bears films his little sister watches
10.Loded Diper run their own lunch time club at Greg's school - the Loded Diper Cram Yo Face Club

10 Things We Secretly Learnt From Dork Diaries: Frenemies Forever

1.Mackenzie has a pepper and cheese pizza allergy
2.Daisy is commonly associated with cotton candy and swirly marshmallow sticks
3.Chloe, Zoey, Brandon and the entire school have been planning to exile Nikki for obsessing over Paris so much
4.Brianna's favourite dessert is chocolate and banana pudding
5.Zoey plays for a famous British football team when she goes on holiday annually to England with her dad
6.Nikki likes dressing up as a Smurf every Halloween, while Brianna constantly dresses as Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.
7.Monsieur Dupont uses classic stop motion episodes of the French dub of Noddy, Oui Oui, to help his students begin their French lessons
8.Brandon has a stutter, so it's lucky his dad is an app developer. That means he created an app to help him find the right words to say to Nikki when he cannot find them personally.
9.Zoey's dad is a famous pizza chef, which is why she decided to help Nikki help her little sister earn her scout's cooking badge.
10.Chloe and Zoey are superfond of buying Nikki some really expensive presents and then sending the bills to their parents, who don't even mind.

7 Things We Secretly Learnt From Thunderbirds Peril In Peru

1.Brains prefers milk to tea and coffee
2.Brains is a best friend the original 1930's stop motion Godzilla
3.Brains is also gentle to tiger cubs and white bunny rabbits
4.Jeff hired Tin Tin to be his slave rather than the Thunderbird engineer
5.Scott's favourite junk food is chips
6.Scott loves looking at fanart of Princess Celestia online
7.John's favourite book and kids' TV character is Paddington Bear

Wednesday, 2 September 2026

Calmness Is...

My baby self having a long nap in Tin Tin's soft arms after a filling meal of mashed bananas with fried eggs or melted cheese on top.

Hunger & Panic Is...

Anxiously trying to share raw meat with Rocco here.

Caring Is....

Sharing burgers, Fries and cups of Coke with Alan and Tin Tin.

10 More Things We Secretly Learned From Esme The Ice Cream Fairy

1.Timon and Pumbaa use chocolate ice cream and gummy worms to make a special 'Hakuna Matata Surprise'.
2.Esme has a Nana who specializes in making and collecting scented charm bracelets with her magic.
3.Rachel's favourite toys are Yummiland dolls.
4.Rachel's pet name from Aunt Hari is Rachel Raspberry Ripple.
5.Rachel has a crush on Liam, and Kirsty has a crush on Jamal.
6.Jack Frost and his goblins make their green ice creams out of vomit and lemon frosting. Eeeww!!!
7.Furaha would often hide in Josh's shirt, so it's not surprise there's a lioness cub up his shirt when he starts giggling during serious college lectures.
8.The customer who gave this long order from Charlie had an ice cream with many thousands of scoops on it to celebrate Thunderbirds: International Rescues being unveiled.
9.Esme doesn't like fleas and is uncomfortable with head lice.
10.Jack Frost's favourite anime is Paranoia Agent.

Tuesday, 1 September 2026

Brum At The Seaside In 11 Seconds - AKA How I Actually See One Of Brum's Classic Episodes

10 Things We Secretly Learnt So Far From Esme The Ice Cream Fairy

1.Kirsty's favourite board game is Candy Land.
2.Lottie says that lollipops taste even better than garlic bread.
3.Esme can only enter a sweet shop if it has a Dream Street sign near the ice cream stand.
4.Kirsty and Rachel are reincarnations of G3 Pinkie Pie and Minty.
5.There is an eighth Sweet Fairy who lives all the way up in Scotland: Merida The Scottish Tablet Fairy, who makes sure the traditional Scottish tablet is good enough for all the good wee bairns to eat.
6.Ginger Snap ('03) and the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny are two of Esme's closest friends.
7.Sly and Gobbo are jealous of Jack Frost's goblins because unlike the times they get arrested by Mr Plod, the goblins serving Jack Frost never get arrested, and can do whatever they want.
8.Rachel is spoilt and always gets everything she desires.
9.Honey and her band of Sweet Fairies tend to spoilt children who are very good, rewarding them with loads of sweeties.
10.There is a prophecy that Jack Frost will create a sacrificial Solar Flare that would wipe out all the nation's ice creams, thus killing himself in the process.

10 Things We Secretly Learnt From Charlotte The Baby Princess Fairy

1.Tarzan and Kala were created to let mothers gently tell their babies how different they are underneath the skin.
2.Josh and Laura have learnt from Optimus how to be soft towards Furaha and Orko.
3.Laura can often be caught breastfeeding Orko in public.
4.Timon and Pumbaa have wishes to let Simba take in Kovu so they can babysit him and, along with Kiara, be best friends for life.
5.Tin Tin has a special friendship with Judo's baby self. They like going out for picnics, to blow bubbles, to cuddle, and watch blossom petals or Autumn leaves fall around them in the park.
6.The family fete Rachel and Kirsty were talking about has changing areas, face painting and Little Tykes Play Areas.
7.Charlotte is an official spokesfairy for Johnson's Baby Bedtime.
8.While Josh, Laura, Furaha and Orko love sleeping in a soft, silky, downy hotel bed, my friends from IR and I love to sleep altogether in a large, soft hammock big enough and strong enough for all of us.
9.Charlotte can recite the ABC song in many different ways.
10.The '15 version of my 3YO self loves cuddling to sleep in my mummy Lady Penelope's ('15) arms, as her cutie pie pug Sherbet sniffs my feet, and I giggle sleepily because it tickles so much.

10 Things We Secretly Learnt From Katrina The Kitticorn Fairy

1.Guests to the cat cafe can bring guitars so they can sing to the cats.
2.Kitticorns don't like loud Tiktok influenced adverts.
3.Katrina loves the G3 MLP films.
4.Twilight Sparkle, Tin Tin, Sweetie Belle and Rarity can communicate with Katrina through a magical green squeaky fish toy belonging to Tin Tin's silky white pet cat, Pearl.
5.I secretly own a Kitticorn of my own, named Silky.
6.Katrina's favourite story is Alice In Wonderland.
7.Katrina is also good friends with Simba, Timon and Pumbaa.
8.Katrina's favourite kids' show is Waybuloo.
9.Katrina keeps some special lion Cubbicorns in a special part of the cafe, where they can roam free in the wild.
10.Katrina's motto is: "Flowing hair, smooth neck, hearty tummy!"