Lousy Loser

Toy Story 5 alongside many other films of today were made by recording real life movements on camera, which is why the films look so real to us and more like a mockumentary.

And whose fault is that?

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His.

No wonder someone on Youtube called him a lousy loser. After Wall-E, no film should be made like this. NEVER!

10 Things I Jotted Down While Reading Thunderbirds: Operation Asteroids

1.Jeff Tracy's favourite character from The Lion King is Scar, and insists on dressing up as the fierce uncle of Simba for Halloween. He can even do a good impression of him!

2.Alan can't get to sleep without a cool glass of chocolate milk, his Kitticorn Sunburst on his bed and Noddy's Magic Holiday playing on his gramophone.

3.Gordon enjoys surfing and swimming in the sea when it's violent on heavily stormy days.

4.Sweetie Belle would always join Scott and Alan when they play table tennis.

5.Scott has a sensitive digestive system, so he can get sick easily.

6.Scott cannot count or count down unless it involves Daleks, or something baked by Pinkie Pie, or the amount of times Simba pounces on smaller animals to play with them.

7.In his first life, Alan saved a 3YO Tin Tin from drowning, and then became her father after a Sharptooth killed Kyrano and left him covered in blood.

8.John would often tuck my 2YO self tightly into bed, gently boop me on the nose a few times, and then snugglingly nose kiss my tummy, sometimes using his soft toy lion Leo, named after the Constellation, to do it instead of him.

9.One of Jeff Tracy's previous lives saw him and his sons and everyone he worked with living in Ancient Greece as a group of humble, peaceful Gods. He was the god of the sea.

10.Scott Tracy has a soft blue toy rabbit named Chris, after the character from his favourite childhood cartoon, Henry's Cat. Please don't laugh.

Queen Chrysalis' Dog

10 Notes I Took Down While Annotating Little Wolf & Stingray

1.Little Wolf was once a wild wolf cub in his first life.

2.Little Wolf is an expert at world music and different forms of sign language.

3.Troy was a lab experiment created by Commander Shore after the death of his wife and his second unborn child.

4.Marina can communicate in Auslan for when Socks comes to visit. She also can communicate and know a lot of BSL signs.

5.Marina also has a pet whippet/greyhound mix puppy, named Buttons (after the Jack Russell pup with the brown patch round her eye in Too Cute).

6.Phones was responsible for starting Channel 4's A Very British UFO Hoax project, leading Troy to know this is why the History Channel airs alien shows all the time and develops a grudge against it (anyone else relate?).

7.Titan always goes on holiday to Hawaii with his best friend, Harley The Seagull (from Sofia The First, this time the gull is hand drawn).

8.Phones loves Veggietales. His favourite film in the franchise is 'The Wizard Of Ha's'.

9.In the Stingray undersea world, 'Barnacles' is actually code for Acne.

10.Phones also loves to collect stationary and colouring pencils.

The Greatest Discovery Man Has Ever Made!

Well, actually, it's the greatest discovery I've ever made, but...

It wasn't Fluoxetine, or brain fog, or developmental maturity that's causing my lack of stories. It's...

COGNITIVE MODE.

*All four organisations from Fireball XL5, Stingray, Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet gasp in horror*

That's why, thanks to Copilot, I'm going to give myself a chance to loosen up and have a little fun. Just like Inventor Ninja said, your ideas will come back when fun dominates your mind.

And the more fun I have, the more I find a chance to get my mojo back.

After all, I deserve the great times of play and fun.

Thunderbirds: Hidden Danger Diary - Day 5

GORDON: Hey you guys, guess what?

MARLIN: You gonna swim in the ocean with no trunks on again? 'Cause if you do you have to be very careful we don't see your bare bum.

*Nemo giggles*

GORDON: No no, not that! You see, next month, Hidden Dangers launches! I've already told my little friend and Chloe about it two days ago and they were already squealing with delight!

DORY: Can I do it too?

MARLIN: Uh, Dory, I don't think it would be a good idea if-

*Dory screams like Darla, the whole earth shakes*

GORDON: Oh boy, what a scream!

DORY: Can I do it again?

NEMO/MARLIN: NO!

GORDON: Save for yourself, I'm going to tell Chloe's mum and dad the good news! Bye, guys!

DORY/MARLIN/NEMO: Goodbye, Gordon!

Thunderbirds: Hidden Danger Diary - Day 4

ALAN: Father! Father!

JEFF: What is it, kiddo?

ALAN: Guess what I just saw - our friend is already printing out a ton of worksheets to keep her busy all day long - and she's keeping an anger diary!

JEFF: I already know that this WordMint wordsearch featuring that traitorous superhero family has really caught her eye lately.

ALAN: No! Don't trust The Thundermans, they bought Nick UK downhill in the first place!

JEFF: Alright, son, calm down. What I do know is, our friend isn't liking how difficult New Captain Scarlet: Operation Sabre is for reading lately.

***

'05 DESTINY A.: *rips the pages of Operation Sabre apart* Why don't they just make me the main character instead?!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Thunderbirds: Hidden Danger Diary - Day 3

JEFF TRACY: Brains...

...Brains. Is it true you betrayed International Rescue all because you wanted to be the main star of our second comic anthology?

BRAINS: It's....*sighs mournfully, swallows softly*...it wasn't my fault, Mr Tracy. They let me be the main character of all these stories to save money. *sobs*

JEFF: Now, now. Don't be too hard on yourself, Brains. We all know that reality has been suspensively harsh and cruel to our little girl ever since this morning, and we have a plan to get her away from the real world and move her forward to our world.

BRAINS: So...what'll happen if she ends up here with us?

JEFF: All of her memories here in the real world, will be replaced by ones here with us, and she'll never have brain fog again.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Thunderbirds: Hidden Danger Diary - Day 2

JEFF: *sobs* She has no money...

*Everyone looks at each other, worried*

SCOTT: Dad, don't worry. I've a feeling we will give our friend money from your bank.

JEFF: Son...what I'm saying is, those cruel peers in the real world give her money, but not us.

SCOTT: But without money, she won't be going to T T Retro ever again, amen!

JEFF: What's more important, buddy? Us...or them?

*Hold a beat*

ALAN: Us, dad. We matter. Especially us.

TIN TIN: And by us, I mean me, Alan and Brains. We're her favourite members of our team, and yet, we still think Brains might be a traitor after the release of the second comic anthology.

*Brains cries in the corner*

JEFF: Something has to be done.

ALAN: Please don't punish him, dad...

TO BE CONTINUED....

Thunderbirds: Hidden Danger Diary - Day 1

JEFF: Exciting news, everyone. Thunderbirds: Hidden Dangers is officially unveiled today!

ALL: Hooray!

JEFF: But we may have to wait for forthcoming news.

*Everyone sighs in disappointment*

TIN TIN: What about me? Do I have any involvement in this, or should I be named Kayo like in the 2015 version of your sons' adventures?

JEFF: Don't worry, Tin Tin, I'm sure there'll be plenty of room for you too.

ALAN: And me?

BRAINS: A-and me?

JEFF: Even you lot.

SCOTT: (concerned) I hope it doesn't fall under the category of algorithm.

GORDON: Beats me, I wish Anderson Entertainment made more books besides comics and graphic novels and stuff.

TO BE CONTINUED!

It's Orko's Birthday!

Hi! Furaha here! It's Saturday 22nd of August, which means it's my brother Orko's birthday today! I plan to celebrate with him the best way I can - by getting you to express your love for this underrated early 2000's version that is my brother!

Leave an awesome comment below wishing him a very happy birthday and explaining how much you love him!

Stop Motion Noddy's Favourite Song

Things Are Gonna Change....

Guys, from now on you are going to experience a change in how I write.

"BUT HOW?" I hear you cry.

Well, I've started trading stories for essays, journals and diaries about my so called stories, which are now fantasies. And, according to my good friend RJK Adams, diaries, journals and essays are a good way to write about characters without copyright issues.

Not even Disney can get their mitts on these papers.

So you see, I'm blossoming! I've learnt not to give up, and you shouldn't give up too!