Dear Miss S.S,
What we saw yesterday evening was shocking and untruthful, so we asked our friend Princess Celestia to let us send you this letter on our behalf.
But thankfully, you have learnt about the concept of a chain reaction. As we may have well heard, you have been bullied countless times at every school you have been to, mostly by the boys here. You can tell how much of a pain boys are - when you were at Collie P, one boy shouted and screamed at you because you were different. And then, at Willie D, some more torment was too much for your shoulders to lift.
And then, in Dornie A, there was this horrid boy named Kenneth who slapped you and made fun of you. We never thought we'd say this, but thanks to our Thunderbirds & Co live stream...
HE DESERVES TO GO TO HELL!
Yours sincerely,
The kind folks at ITVX
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