Dear Luke, Resus and Cleo,
There are some things in life that make me want to gurn and rock violently, and I feel a sense of terror and pain when I do that. Some of the things that make me want to gurn and rock include:
School
Episodes and movies I used to watch when I was a little kid
Moments in my life I do not want to talk about
And that’s why I’m relying on you to help me. It’s because we’re friends, and friends stick together, no matter how bad things get. I’m trying very hard to control myself at the moment, and this morning I just missed Precious Time. Oh why has thy sleep forsaken me? Anyway, also on my gurn rock list is loud noises, and just so you know, last year there was a screaming kid who was out all Summer, and she or he got ON! MY! NERVES! So since you survived and went onto iPlayer, I have to tell you that CBBC is airing shows from BBC One and CBeebies now, making this and CBeebies family channels instead of channels that parents and kids can watch together. We’re campaigning together to end this nonsense and bring the spirit of the British back to where it was rooted before - y’know, with shows like The Herbs with Parsley The Lion and Andy Pandy and Teletubbies and what have you. We’ll do it together, I promise. And while we’re at it, I just want to say that you’re the best friends I have ever met. See you, soul siblings.
Love,
Sybil
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