I say, what's with this spiffing good tray of cakes and chocolates in front of me? Ah, this must be the most remarkable last day of March ever - my trip to the Alness ASN session at Fox & Friends! Everyone was so proud and cheered me on repeatedly, as if I was a gold medal winner 26 years in a row! Even Mum and Mylo were proud of me. So let's skip all the boring details and head over to the most interesting part: the actual session.
Immediately after I entered the session, I settled in and made friends. I felt like I could blend in - first, I was a chameleon, but now I am a butterfly out of the caterpillar's cocoon. There was said huge tray of mini battenburgs, teacakes and mini rolls - yummy scrummy tummy! The best part was when I made new friends: Kaya and her dog Hurricane, Donna, Sharon and Rachel, who was like a calmer version of one of my support housing friends.
On this spiffing awesome day, everyone was doing gem art - I decided to join in too, and guess what? I was absolutely skilled at it! I even told my new friends one of my amazing stories, but how in the name of Angel Grove would they be used? I'll tell you later.
BLUEY: "Oh come on, tell us now!"
URP! We agreed, Bluey, didn't we? No spoilers. Anyway, I looked all around the rest of Fox & Friends, and it was absolute paradise. There were games, books, cuddly toys and restful leather sofas in every direction you looked, and there was even a darts board, a pool table and even a piano for lessons! I was so looking forward to this.
My foot began to develop pins and needles, so I snuggled down on the sofa near the Meeting Table and pretended to be Bedtime Bear, granting one of his world famous Bedtime Wishes to his new special needs Earth friends. Mmmm-hmmm, I did tell you he and Wish Bear were close friends, right?! Ha ha!
But then, it was time for the moment you blog readers have been waiting for. Brace yourself, it's coming, and it's not an April Fool's prank. The people at Fox & Friends actually asked me to help out!
*Pines Of Rome trumpet fanfares over Animal Stories SFX of babies and animals cheering*
Alright, everyone, calm down, I know you're all excited.
So, the job? They actually let me write stories and design posters for all the special needs peeps that come to the centre. It's an awesomely big, huge, enormous job, and I couldn't be any prouder of an achievement like this - when I told everyone, they were absolutely gobsmacked, even my fellow support workers.
And despite all the sweet treats I scoffed, my support worker for the day offered me a nice chocolate lolly for having a remarkable day - even Mum was absolutely shocked, and her jaw dropped to the floor!
Wish me luck, everyone!
