When you taste things, you taste food. Mainly food, nothing like rubbish. What do you taste when you eat? Chocolate? Pizza? Fruit? The last bit of your family dinner? Or....maybe a burger? In real life, meat can give you cancer and that isn't healthy, so you can't taste meat. But you can't taste a burger filled with meat either, you can eat a burger filled with nice things like lettuce and cheese rather than cancer-causing products like meat or bacon. What you can taste from the memory of eating a burger is the chips that go with it, the mustard and ketchup too, and the Scream Street residents can taste it too, if you happen to eat at Otto Burger. But later on in the episode, it feels like Otto has put rats in his burgers, like Burt almost did with Zoe's dancing rat in David Walliams' 'Ratburger'. You can taste strange things when in Scream Street, but when you eat rat burgers, imagine how rats taste. They taste of rubbish, that's what, and rat's meat is far worse to taste, as some might come from the sewer and are covered in bin bag juice. Some have the plague, which might be worse, as Rattus declared when you watch Horrible Histories. But you can taste other safer things too, like juice or cupcakes or ice cream or carrot sticks....but not poisonous things! I heard mushrooms can be poisonous, so it's safe to know which ones are safe to eat or put in cream of mushroom soup and which ones are not safe to eat. But the challenge is; can you taste the residents of Scream Street? I'm afraid some of them won't taste nice, as some are slimy and tough to eat, like Mr. Crudley, who has a good sense of taste. I know another resident who has a good sense of taste apart from the massively obese Mr. and Mrs. Crudley: Dig. Dig has a good tongue to taste things, even when he is turned into a rat and eating cheese out of a rubbish bin in today's episode, so when he tastes things, he makes sure it's either fresh food, dog biccies or gnawed dog bones. But when he eats and swallows, you'd better be sure of the trail of food he leaves behind, because whenever he eats something and digests it, it comes out of his other half, and it is REVOLTING! But eating things without them coming out your other end is a much sensible thing to do. Tell that to Luke, Resus and Cleo. And now I'm hungry....are you?
