Why I'm Avoiding CBBC In Two Weeks

I'm avoiding CBBC in two weeks. Why? Because they're STILL not airing Scream Street - those lazy idiots at the BBC! What's worse, that ripoff of The Pets Factor and The Zoo, One Zoo Three, is airing in place of Andy & The Band. Currently, I'm thinking about the vets, who always focus on dogs and nothing else, fighting the three brothers who own the zoo in the show. Expect lots of blood and animal gore!

I won't avoid the channel on Friday evening, where there'll be two new episodes of The Dumping Ground airing at once! Y'know, like they did when Mike left 😢. Well, there's more to life than missing your friends, is there? Tell you what: I'll play a beautiful piece of advert music for when Scream Street's not on, and when Scream Street does eventually come back in March (I hope), I'll play David Guetta and Akon and show off my sexy moves. For now, watch this video expressing how I feel about One Zoo Three:

Or, if you miss your friends like I miss mine so much, click the link below for useful advice:

https://kidshelpline.com.au/teens/issues/coping-with-loneliness

The Real Promo For Next Friday's Dumping Ground Adventure

Forget TGI Fridays, it's more like DG Fridays!

The real promo for the next episode of The Dumping Ground sees Jay and Bird being interviewed by an offscreen May-Li, before storming out in anger and swearing.

Watch the sneak peek for next week's episode here:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/watch/the-dumping-ground-family-reunion

Mumfie

The Tale Of Hansel & Gretel

In the first episode of Summer Camp Island, Oscar says something about 'holding pots with your best friend'. They do that in Africa - people here carry fruit and water in baskets and jugs over their heads so that they won't fall. Find out why here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head-carrying

But with tonight's episode, this bears a few similarities to a fairytale....

Here, Oscar and Hedgehog are dressed up like Hansel & Gretel, the familiar children who explored a house made of candy and got tricked by an old witch into becoming her dinner. Read the story and - well, you know how it goes.

https://www.shortkidstories.com/story/hansel-and-gretel/

Watch 'Monster Visit' on iPlayer:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000rgvs/summer-camp-island-series-1-15-monster-visit

The Animal Parade Express

Remember the Animal Parade? I remember it: tigers, penguins, snakes, elephants, flamingos, butterflies, tortoises, giraffes and frogs. I also remember when Maisy drove a train full of animals. If you've seen them too, this colourful animation is for you!

Me, You, And Your Baby

Whenever I listen to the audio of these videos, I'm thinking of doing a Me, You, And...series of books geared down to babies and toddlers featuring a baby version of Furaha, named Me, You, And Your Baby. These simple books feature Furaha having magical adventures in a nursery run by her parents Kiburi and Ua, interacting with other cubs and discovering her world.

Baby Furaha gets help from her father Kiburi to get cookies off the top of the fridge.

Baby Furaha finds a baby whale appearing in the bathtub and tries to help him get back home.

Baby Furaha plays with her reflection in the mirror, who magically comes to life.

Baby Furaha is upset when her balloon bursts, but tries to blow up a new one.

Baby Furaha plays with a beach ball.

Their Signature Of Family...

The True Theme For Sleepytime

It's Winnie The Pooh!