Bear Watching - Merchandise

Bear Watching is a story about Luke, Resus, Cleo and me watching Care Bears: Journey To Joke A Lot on TV, and me adding a giant Funshine Bear plush, some popcorn, a soft drink and a pony to the viewing pleasures of watching the Care Bears.

Here is the merchandise which will go well with the story:

• Giant Funshine Bear teddy
• Popcorn Bucket
• Soft Drink Cup
• Luke, Resus & Cleo Dolls
• A doll of me at 6
• Twilight Sparkle doll
• T-Shirts & Hoodies
• Stickers & Buttons
• Posters & Prints
• Mugs & Glasses

Share The Fantasy

My support worker and I had a wonderful time playing Don't Panic today. I ate sausage rolls, cheese and crackers and drank lovely purple Vimto. I enjoyed watching my support worker play with her cat Putzell, who in turn bit her hand and loved to be annoyed. My favourite parts of the Don't Panic game we played today were the Women's Perfumes bit (because I guessed Shalimar), the TV police dramas bit (because one of the dramas I guessed was McDonald & Dodds, which starred Cleo's voice actress Tala Gouveia) and naming all the dwarves in Snow White's story. Oh boy, was this fun or what?

BLUEY: "You bet it is!"

As we left for home, we saw Putzell in a hunting position. We had to be careful, or she wouldn't get flattened like a pancake in the middle of the road. I have a lot to talk about. And I just did!

Advice For Sailing In Cake

If you want to row boats on cake just like Norm in today's Norman Picklestripes, here's some funny advice to live by and do so:

• Avoid rocky shores or else your cake will crumble to bits.
• Bring a milk keg just in case we hit any dry cake spots.
• Be careful - you might get frosting in your hair!
• Never let seagulls come eating your cat in case it's their birthday.
• If you encounter an accident, eat your way to safety.

What's Up With Charlie?

Remember, nobody's perfect, and that's OK. Here's what happened to some blue dude named Charlie, who hid in his own dustbin until he was reminded by his phone that he wasn't perfect.