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Showing posts with label Robert The Robot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robert The Robot. Show all posts

Wednesday, 14 January 2026

Dead Lazoon...

"Well, I just had to make a joke my friend's mother always said when one of their pets snuggled down to sleep sprawled out, but with Zoonie like this, I advise you get the tissues. You are not going to like what you're going to see...."
-Dr Venus

Friday, 12 December 2025

Breakdown

While on the way to visit Aunt Penelope Thamm in Space City, Fab-1 breaks down and Parker carefully opens the car catch with the stalls, while trying to find his cell phone and call emergency. Lady Penelope comforts me over worrying about not seeing Aunt Thamm, or Venus, or Zoonie, or Robert, and we both sing gentle songs together. As we sing, Parker's spirits lift up, enabling him to find his cell phone.

Wednesday, 16 July 2025

Fun Things I Can Do With My Friends From Fireball XL5, Stingray & Joe 90

1.Snuggle with Marina in bed.
2.Swim with Marina in the ocean.
3.Let Robert teach me how to pilot Fireball XL5
4.Paint a picture or portrait of one of my friends
5.Care for my friends like they're family to me

Monday, 7 July 2025

Robert & The Rolls Royce

Stopping the villainous antics of Candy and Andy and their parents
Battling Baby G, the toddler gangsta
Thrilling car chases
Relaxing baths after a long mission
Knowing his owner Sylvia knows his secrets
Twiztop (a secret ink pen)
X2-59 (a whisk-like gadget used for drilling people in the heart with)
Acid Milk bottle (used only for fighting Baby G)
Charm Flute (used for charming snakes out of peoples’ bodies)
Everything Gun (the gun which has literally every function you could ever want)

Monday, 9 June 2025

They can't control Robert due to balance and weight
And now in the bath he sits and waits
He never rusts, he just relaxes and sighs
A look of softness in his non-existent eyes

Tuesday, 20 May 2025

Robert Throws Away Batteries

The provided text describes a fictional scenario involving Robert The Robot from Fireball XL5, highlighting his habit of incorrectly disposing of batteries due to a misunderstanding of their lifecycle. The author suggests this character, who is frequently bothered by the antics of Zoonie, mistakenly believes all batteries, even long-lasting ones like Duracell, should be binned once their power depletes. The text then humorously proposes an imaginary, highly inappropriate public service announcement concept featuring Robert violently mistreating a Duracell bunny to illustrate the "don't throw batteries away" message, acknowledging that Duracell would certainly not approve of such an advert. The piece concludes with a simple, direct plea for children not to discard batteries improperly.

Sunday, 27 April 2025

Robert At The Beach

Robert the robot has always wanted a view of the Australian beaches from his bedroom window. He doesn't want a view of Bondi Beach, because it really is too crowded, but if Space City was located near the beach, he's in for gazing at the beautiful white sand, the crystal blue water and the kangaroos and wallabies hopping and bounding about.

Thursday, 24 April 2025

Robert & The Rolls Royce - Chapter 1

With Gerry and Cilia staying in their apartment for the day, Robert is lazing by the fire, drinking oil beer and relaxing with tiredness in his eyelights.

Wednesday, 23 April 2025

Robert The Robot Once Said....

Robert the Robot Quote

Robert the Robot once said:

"Take a luxurious, relaxing bath with aromatherapy body wash."

- Robert the Robot

Saturday, 11 January 2025

ASMR: A Day Before Known Strings Attached

It is the day after what will appear to be the Known Strings Attached block premiered on MeTV Toons, right after its launch. Lady Penelope has taken you under her wing after you are the only survivor of a car crash. After helping you patch up your bruises and scars, she takes you round the rest of the apartment, where she introduces you to a variety of Supermarionation friends living there: Mitch the monkey, Jimmy Gibson, Captain Scarlet, Captain Blue, Captain Magenta, Colonel White, Joe, Professor McClaine, Robert the robot and Zoonie, before having tea with everyone living in the apartment.