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Monday, 11 May 2026

Something Children's Ward Didn't Teach You...

Ladies and gentlemen and hospital ward patients,
Throughout CITV's classic kids' show Children's Ward you saw copyrighted cartoon characters on the walls of the ward - examples include Mickey Mouse, Thomas The Tank Engine and Yogi Bear.
Here, Adam will explain to you Children's Ward fans how copyright destroys our lives forever.
Take it away, my dear friend.

Much Ado About Eye Strain

Hi! I'm Pikachu! Now that I've been owned by Ant, Dec and Cat after CBBC destroyed my show through reruns, I know now how eye strain is very bad for when you've been on the computer and the telly for too long. My friend has suffered this for so long - no wonder she needs her eyes tested about next week.

Luckily, Ant's wife Cat and Dec's wife Sabrina (alongside Salem, mustn't forget) have given me these tips to show you about what to do if you ever encounter eye strain. You'll thank me later, I promise!