Feel Free To Say Aaawwww...

That's Dougal, one of my support worker's dogs. He's so cute and friendly, along with his little sister Tilly - Dougal loves giving me friendly, appreciative licks, while Tilly is even cuter. I don't know which one is the cutest, so I suppose Tilly Willy's my favourite.

Don't you agree?

"Wuff!"

Dougal agrees.

You Are In My Power

Hello, darlings, this is Lady Penelope and I want to tell you about a miraculous thing that happened when my friend placed a scrap of paper containing something she wanted to dream about under her bed last night.

It all began when she heard of something called the 'Pillow Method', where you put a piece of paper containing something you want to dream about, whether it's something like a solution to a problem or such, under your pillow, and the spirits grant you a dream. Well, my friend did just that, and when she placed it under her pillow, she not only got new ideas because of her fantasies, but also a dream which told her she has complete control of her world.

In the dream, she had control over her old school and forced the children to do all the heavy work, while she sat around at the desk eating lollipops and chocolates. Then she went to a candy shop which sold all kinds of Disney confectionery, which when pressed played fun Disney songs. Also in the dream, she told me she recalled something about calling Zebedee from The Magic Roundabout and the Flowerpot Men in order to get to her school and brainwash all the children into doing HER bidding.

So there. This dream proves that you, like my friend, have control over your world as a grown up. But remember this: there are some things in life we can't control. You can control what you do in your dreams, but not during harsh reality checks. Sick, right?

The Rise Of The 100

I gather with Lady Penelope, Parker, Danger Mouse, Penfold, Dougal, Florence, Zebedee and Ermintrude to watch Channel 4's 100 Greatest Cartoons. Among all the strange and weird cartoons featured are Danger Mouse and The Magic Roundabout, so Danger Mouse puts his thinking cap on to find out why - with Penfold's help of course.

What Friends Talk About

2001 Boomerang Was The Best!

Find Things That Make You Laugh

Golden Age Of Kids' TV

Friends I'd Like To Take With Me To The Bounce Place

1.Furaha

2.Orko

3.Optimus Prime

4.Lady Penelope (2015)

5.Parker (2015)

6.Sherbet

7.Big, Little & Dog

8.Dougal

9.Brian

10.Dylan

11.Ermintrude

12.Mr Rusty

13.Father Christmas (Raymond Briggs)

14.Mr Happy

15.Mr Tickle

16.Mr Strong

17.Little Miss Fickle

18.Timon & Pumbaa

19.Mushu

20.Fritz The Cat & His Three Girlfriends

21.Winnie The Pooh

22.Snarf (2011)

Friends When The Rain Falls

Children's TV On Trial 1960s

At last!

Lady Penelope and friends - EXPOSED!

In this video, you can find out about kids' TV in the '60s, and see all the groovy psychedelica that leads us from one show segment to the next.

Be warned that this video contains footage from the most upsetting Thunderbirds episode ever made, The Perils Of Penelope, which sees my best Thunderbirds friend in a dangerous situation which will leave many fans of her in tears. In fact when I saw the first half of it after writing Missing Sisterhood the day before, I immediately gave up on watching it because of how emotional the story is - the young man punching me in the face, the bad dream of Penelope being consumed by demons, and Parker's story of his childhood friend Johnny and how he can see the moon to remind himself he is always there for him.

Luckily, other shows covered during the programme include:

Play School

Blue Peter

Trumptonshire

Tom & Jerry

The Magic Roundabout

Clangers.

Enjoy the show!

Quiet Youtube Videos For When I'm In The Blue Zone

What you have seen above this text is one of the many videos I can turn to when I'm in the Blue Zone, or the Purple Zone. It talks about old children's programming, including of course The Singing Ringing Tree, which was forced onto Channel 4's 100 Greatest Scary Moments show to detest its mockery of how scary it is...WELL IT IS NOT! And here are a few other videos I can turn to when I'm in the Blue Zone, and you should see them too!

• Twilight The Unicorn

• Simon’s Cat Lofi

• Pokemon & Winnie The Pooh ASMR Videos

• Charlie The Unicorn (original)

• Old Annoying Orange episodes (from when the characters were quiet)

• Mr Men episodes

• Weetabix ‘Stingray’ advert

• Thunderbirds-themed adverts for DVLA & Kitkat

• Too Cute from Animal Planet

• Gerry Anderson Primer

• Putumayo World Music

• Space Police

• Defrosted ASMR

• 100 Greatest Cartoons

• BBC’s chilled out I Love The ‘80s series

• Children’s TV On Trial

• From Andy Pandy To Zebedee

• Thunderbirds clips

• Angola

• Asukusi

• The ‘Blue Zone’ video starring Pikachu, Duggee, Snoopy, etc..

• BBC Children’s Magazines advert

• Dick Spanner

• 100 Greatest Kids’ TV Shows

• MLP-Themed ASMR Videos

• Savage Veggies videos

• Sylvanian Families old ‘storytelling’ adverts

And here, my friends, is another one.