Lady Penelope and I talk about how cartoons like The Simpsons have gone drastically downhill these days, what with CGI and the streaming wars and all that, but Penelope tells me that the only one who won't fall behind in the streaming wars is Thunderbirds be it CGI or not.

Cupcakes 2 Love sounds very fun! I love that they have thematic parties. I adore The Lion King, Pokemon, Disney princesses. Hot cocoa with marshmallows and chocolate chip cookies sound absolutely amazing. :)

Hm. I think I know the answer. Itching noses are really caused by little gnomes who play with your sinuses. They love to tickle people's noses from the inside, but only in a certain spot. :)

That sounds fun! I believe we would have a grand time. We could explore the land, meet all sorts of interesting and unusual characters, and we could even have an adventure with the Mad Hatter and the March Hare!

That sounds like a splendid event! I would absolutely love to go! You can go on a tractor ride, and look and pet the animals up close! You can even help pick vegetables and fruits! :)

Morning Coffee

PANEL 1:

INT. CREIGHTON WARD MANSION - KITCHEN. MORNING.

Lady Penelope is by herself, wearing her pink dressing gown and with frizzy hair, pouring herself a mug of coffee. I peer round the door to investigate what's going on.

PANEL 2:

INT. CREIGHTON WARD MANSION - KITCHEN - CONT'D.

Now I am pouring myself a glass of fresh milk.

ME

(curiously)

Does a woman take her place in the kitchen?

LADY PENELOPE

(tired out)

Lil works there. A woman's place is to feed herself in the kitchen, whether it's cheese, chocolate, porridge or...coffee.