Sir Squeakalot's Mourning Suggestion

My birthday began with sad news: Slomo was killed yesterday. Tragic, I know. Luckily, Sir Squeakalot came to me and suggested I should write a graveyard memorial poem for him - you know, like the ones Ben & Jerry's puts up on their gravestones in their flavour graveyard. Now that's a nice I'd look forward to until they finally have the strength and courage to rebuild him for next week's episode.

Calling The Paradox - Trying to make contact with alien lifeforms, I instead draw the attention of the crew of the Paradox, who make their way to Earth and find everything an unfamiliar sight. The quirk is that they don't know anything about life on our planet, so it's up to me to enroll them in my homeschooling sessions with Lady Penelope in the mansion.