A Video To Welcome Twiki Home...

"The year is 1987, and - hang on, TWIKI! What the heck are you doing here?!"

"Bidibidibidibidibidi. I'm taking over narration duties from now on. After all, S.Y. did buy me and Buck, didn't she?"

"Uuuuuh riiigghhhtt...AAARGH!"

CRASH!

"Ha ha! That served him right! Now where was I? Oh yes! The year is 2026, and T T Retro still has Buck Rogers on DVD for sale. On a delightful shopping trip, S.Y and her support worker arrived at T T Retro to buy the DVD itself, thank God, and returns me to her house 3 hours later.

As an honor to have me as part of her family, here, on behalf of her and her friends from International Rescue, is a video of my favourite music. Bidibidi!"

*He means enjoy*

10 Things From T T Retro To Watch To Achieve Your Archie Stamp

In case you didn't know, Archie is the cute pug I've met at T T Retro yesterday. He's so cuddly and friendly, and loves sniffing at customers' feet!

1.Thunderbirds

2.Stingray

3.Captain Scarlet

4.Doctor Who (vintage stories)

5.BBC Narnia

6.Rocko's Modern Life

7.Buck Rogers

8.Top Cat

9.Andy Pandy (VHS)

10.My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

It's Sci-Fi Time!

The Best Christmas Trip Out Ever

I take Brains, Alan, Tin Tin, Bluey, Bingo, K9, Twiki and Marvin The Paranoid Android on a trip to the big city to do some artistic Christmas shopping at Hobbycraft. It's their first time, and they look around to see all the wonderful sights and smells - Bluey also sees someone a bit like her on some of the products, and I meet a new friend - a pup in a wheelchair named Mousse, who is disabled. Mousse and his carer Twinkle agree to join us, and we all have a nice, filling Grinch meal from McDonald's before we fantasise being on a desert island and make a few stops at Home Bargains and Tesco during dusk on the way home. 

A Journey Of Surprises

Alan, Brains, Tin Tin, Twiki, K9, Marvin The Paranoid Android and I go for a walk in the forest, but as it gets darker, we don’t notice the mischievous Starlight Glimmer is changing the signs to new directions, and soon, much to her frustration, we discover surprises are the better part of any journey.

Mr Unwin's Cauldron

Alan, Brains, Tin Tin, K9, Twiki, Marvin The Paranoid Android and I are looking for a place to stay overnight during a snowstorm which causes us to lose our way back to Tracy Island. We find ourselves in a cosy coven where Father Stanley Unwin, a wizard priest, brews up some warm tea and hot chocolate which comfortably puts us to sleep in a soft, comfortable bedtime routine.

Who Left That There?

When the Blue Peter set is closed for the night, Alan, Brains, Tin Tin, K9, Twiki and Marvin The Paranoid Android and I sneak on and find some brightly coloured construction paper John Noakes and the other presenters left behind. Knowing K9 has been on the show before, we try our hand at making the biggest Thunderbird paper mache craft ever, through upbeat music and teamwork.

Survivors Through Space & Time

Alan, Brains, Tin Tin, K9, Marvin The Paranoid Android, Twiki and I all end up on a surreal wasteland consisting of post-apocalyptic style scenarios with no sign of life at all after borrowing the Doctor's TARDIS when he feels ill with Space Flu. We head off on an incredible low-stakes adventure across this new and bizarre place, trying to make sense of where we are and how we can bring life to it.

A Little Classic

Alan, Brains, Tin Tin, K9, Twiki, Marvin the robot and I set up an at home movie night in the mansion, where they watch the first ever episodes of Doctor Who and Thunderbirds, but then I fall asleep and have a dream of attending a party with characters from Doctor Who, Thunderbirds and every single character who appeared in Channel 4's Top 10 TV Sci-Fi.

Eric Cartman Responds To My Discovery Of Alexa+

The year is 2025, and young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Alexa+ to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Eric decides to ask his mum to download it for him. But Eric's mum has to make a phone call to a relative who's suffering and in pain, and so Eric has to wait, for 500 years.