I've been trying to explain this to all of you for a very, very, very, very, VERY long time. But now, it's out in the open.
You see, my love of storywriting has reached a significant turning point ever since my era with Scream Street came to an end. When I looked at Barbara Ann Kipfer's books, my peers knew signs of this were upon me at last. And then, finally, yesterday, I realised this:
My stories are not actual, real stories at all. They're actually....
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS STORIES! Oh my god! Why didn't I realise it before? As well as that, I'm also doing 10-item happiness lists, as part of my new life cleansing palette. So, I hope you're all happy with what I just announced to you. If not...
...I respect your opinion.