Monday, 26 August 2019

I.B.F.F Diaries '17 - 8th February 2017 - No Boys In The Worst Witch!

Everyone knows there are no boys in The Worst Witch because it is geared towards girls. Or are there? Well, on the 8th of February 2017, Mildred and Luella lead us into finding out, as will be told in I.B.F.F Diaries '17.

Mildred and Luella complain about the lack of boys in The Worst Witch and decide to take drastic measures - for better or for worse. Luella casts a spell that turns Mildred into a boy, and when Mildred looks at himself in the mirror he screams and scolds Luella for doing the wrong thing, as they're supposed to add male cast members into The Worst Witch.

Luella and a fuming Mildred go to Cackles' Academy to see how their friends Maud and Enid are getting on, but all the students laugh at the inclusion of a boy in Cackles'. Mildred tries to explain that it was Luella's fault and that she turned him into a boy. "There are not supposed to be any boys in Cackles' in the first place, silly!" laughs Ethel. Disgusted, Mildred storms out and yells to the sky until Luella comes in and apologizes for what she had done, using a reverse version of the spell to turn Mildred back into a female again.

This was also the day the Scream Street episode 'Nightmare Neighbour' aired, so we spend the rest of the section with the I.B.F.Fs as they discuss what life would be like if they lived in each other's shoes for the rest of their lives, and Mitchell really agrees on living in Scream Street...and so do Becky and Templeton.

Just When You Thought OOglies & Diddy TV Made Toon Time On CBBC Annoying....

It's Scream Street! Hooray! Next week, CBBC is going to air Scream Street on weekdays right after Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed, and I am soooooooooooo excited! So get out of the way OOglies and Diddy TV, because I.B.F.Fs are coming back!
And what am I going to say to you, CBBC?

YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

The Magic Book

Imagine if you found something that made the world your way. I nearly forgot I had a dream last night, but then I suddenly realized: I have!

I was on a walk one day when I happened to stumble upon a book lying on the ground. But this was no ordinary book, it was a magic book with a pencil that allowed you to change the world your way. I was excited at that thought, and since the book had no words and just blank pages, I was super excited as it allowed me to change the world around me and decided to use its magic to change my world forever.
If I had that book right now, here's how I'd change the world for the better, my way:

  • Make Netflix free to everyone and not cost a lot of money.
  • Have a new dream every night.
  • Stop loud, annoying noises.
  • Change things I think are annoying and drive me mad.
  • Make things appear out of nowhere.
  • Make impossible things possible.
  • Make new inventions, etc. time machine, teleportation machine.
And more! Imagine how many things you can change with this book!