HOT SHOT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
WHIRL: What's going on? I heard screaming.
HOT SHOT: You, won't, believe this! New episodes of Transformers Rescue Bots Academy are airing on Tiny Pop starting from tomorrow!
WHIRL: Really?
HOT SHOT: Yeah, and in the mornings, we're airing right before two episodes of the newest, bestest Tiny Pop cartoon around, Esme & Roy!
WHIRL: EEEEEE!! Oh Primus, I knew this would happen! Although...
HOT SHOT: Yeah?
WHIRL: It would be a good idea if we informed parents that My Little Pony became a-
MEDIX: Woah woah woah, turn it down a notch! You know we're not allowed to mention M.L.P on Cybertron.
HOT SHOT: Oh yeah right, so, er, that cartoon about a gang of ponies with different personalities. I'll inform parents on my Facebook page that they must not watch the show on Tiny Pop every night and weekend due to it becoming a fandom. The fan songs are great, but still...
ALL THREE: We heart Esme & Roy!
WEDGE: What's all the ruckus?
WHIRL: Guess what? We're back on Tiny Pop after....how many weeks, I don't know.
WEDGE: Well have you ever heard something called a Swoozle Comet?
HOT SHOT: A Swoozle Comet?
[The recruits began laughing]
WEDGE: I'm being serious, it's part of tomorrow morning's double bill of Esme & Roy. It'll be shown again at 10:30...
HOT SHOT: I know the rest! I checked it on the Tiny Pop website. Transformers Rescue Bots Academy will air four episodes at 2:00PM, with repeats on Tiny Pop+1 at 3:00PM...
MEDIX: Good riddance, Apollo. Say, it's just like Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends!
WHIRL: If only that aired on Tiny Pop.
HOT SHOT: Then at 5:00PM, two episodes air. How does that sound?
WHIRL: Awesome!
MEDIX: I'm into it!
WEDGE: Tiny Pop was boring once, but if we could go back in time we could change it just by telling viewers to watch the movies, Napkin Man and the original Rescue Bots, and if we did we-
HOT SHOT: Slow down, Wedge. While kids are in quarantine because of a human virus, at least our adventures aren't at all themed to Covid-19. Everyone in Tiny Pop lives in a world where everyone is safe, we are allowed to go outside and inhale that fresh air, and we always wash our hands after eating our meals and getting dirty. It's always important to wash our hands, even Transformers do it too!
[The recruits gently rub their hands]
HOT SHOT: So, who's with me?!
ALL: WE ARE!
HOT SHOT: Then prepare yourselves. Tomorrow's gonna be a blast!