On a rainy evening, I storm home from the playground with muddy clothes on, frustrated by all the
business of today. Even my hair is messy and dirty.
On the way home, the local bully, Roger, jumps out from a bush, takes me by surprise and sends me
falling right into a puddle of mud, dirtying me even more. Roger laughs and rides off on his bike, leaving
me with a grazed knee. Parker drives up in Fab-1 and sees I'm feeling down and out on a horrible day
like this, so he herds me into the back of Fab-1 and sends me home to Lady Penelope.
Once home, I run into Lady Penelope's arms, crying. Lady Penelope reassures me that it's alright,
and that we all have days like this sometimes. She looks at my muddy clothes and grazed knee and
reassures me it'll be alright. She puts a nice pink plaster on my knee and sends me to have a nice,
warm bubble bath to clean off all the dirt and keep me nice and fresh again. She uses magic cream to
soothe my graze when the plaster suddenly floats off due to the effect of the bathwater, and splashes
me with bathwater, to which I immediately cheer up and splash her back.
Once I've been dry and fresh and clean, Lady Penelope hands me some clean pink pyjamas to
wear, alongside some panda slippers. She then leads me to her bedroom, where we both climb into
bed, and Lady Penelope spoons me as she whispers reassuring words into my ear, stating everything
will be alright, and sometime if I do see Roger again, I must show bravery in the face of such evil, like
she does with The Hood sometimes. That said, we snuggle against one another and fall asleep.
Meanwhile, in his temple, The Hood cries over his many failures and gets a phone call from Roger, who
states to him: "I can relate."
