Saturday, 15 February 2020
Mildred's Reaction To Ethel & Felicity Appearing In CBBC HQ
"NO!" shouted Mildred to Ethel and Felicity, "You CAN'T go into CBBC HQ next Monday!" "Why not?" asked Ethel, "I personally believe I can only come here to help Rhys-" "Turn back to normal, I know," said a sarcastic Mildred, "But that's what they ALWAYS do on Mondays now that The Worst Witch is back on CBBC, and now the stupid Buzz App is cancelled, CBBC's showing their challenges on the Join In page of their website - including encouragement from viewers to ask them questions." There was a long silence. "Some stupid," smiled Mildred after a while. Upon hearing the word 'Stupid', Ethel fainted. CRASH! "You're going to make the entire place shake," complained Mildred, "Last year the HQ was full of earthquakes, and we don't want that to happen or CBBC will collapse!" "Collapse?" asked Felicity, "Cackles' nearly collapsed until we combined our powers to save the school." "That only happened when I was Bella Ramsey," growled Mildred as she helped Ethel up, "And Luella was there when this all happened!" "I heard that!" called Luella from the distance. "And guess what?" asked Mildred. "What?" asked the girls. "Not only will my next story be about dinosaurs at the school, but in a few months, Scream Street will be coming back!" "Uh-oh," said Ethel and Felicity together. "SQUEEEE!!" cried Mildred and Luella.
She-Ra - Razz - Was I True?
No, I wasn't.
NO, there wasn't a sexy scene with Shadow Weaver bathing in a pool of natural water whilst feeling intense pleasure. I'd love there to be a scene though.
NO, She-Ra didn't find gemstones in her bedroom and brought it to a shrine to free a gaggle of unicorns from their century-long slumber, but she did turn a horse into an alicorn though.
YES, Adora did follow Razz through the forest. I didn't know I could predict the future!
And NO, Adora, Bow and Glimmer certainly didn't sledge down the mountain and crash into Bright Moon.
I was wrong three times, but for one time I was right...without the Lion King reference squeezed in. Which is why She-Ra is the most adultish show ever seen on CBBC on the weekend.
NO, there wasn't a sexy scene with Shadow Weaver bathing in a pool of natural water whilst feeling intense pleasure. I'd love there to be a scene though.
NO, She-Ra didn't find gemstones in her bedroom and brought it to a shrine to free a gaggle of unicorns from their century-long slumber, but she did turn a horse into an alicorn though.
YES, Adora did follow Razz through the forest. I didn't know I could predict the future!
And NO, Adora, Bow and Glimmer certainly didn't sledge down the mountain and crash into Bright Moon.
I was wrong three times, but for one time I was right...without the Lion King reference squeezed in. Which is why She-Ra is the most adultish show ever seen on CBBC on the weekend.
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