"Nobody move, I've lost my contact lenses!" Contact lenses. They're a real pain in the bum, ain't they? But with progressive lenses, you get to see better and more clearly. Their vision is much more clearer than ordinary glasses, so you can see whether you read, look out at the world or just want a clearer vision if your eyesight is blurry. Come on, how bad can wearing a pair of glasses be? Everyone wears glasses, even when they try to write. I don't need glasses to write, I feel awesome enough to do so. And when I say awesome, I don't mean the bad luck-causing duo that ruined Scream Street! I meant when I wear glasses, I act like a celebrity, yer dafty! Second in the menu...
We're also grateful for Disney Adventures, the magazine full of stuff that kids love to read about. You know what else is cool? An orange and blue Disney joke book full of jokes that I have yet to adapt into stories. Remember this, kids: it has Timon, Pumbaa, Pooh and Roo on the cover. Here's the link to all those awesome issues. Don't you wish YOU could travel back in time just so you could nab one from the store and read it? Walmart, obviously.
And finally....
I've made a fanfiction bucket list book so I can never run out of things to write about. The word is: WHY? Because I felt like doing it. Every day I'll be posting up a new chapter or story to complete my anthology, so you can feel like there's nothing boring to do while staying at home. After all, who'd want a fanfiction website full of scantily-clad women when you've got your blog?😄