Dear Princess Celestia,
You will, not, actually, bloody believe this.
The makers of the Love & Hugs colouring book released at The Works understood I cannot go there due to big bills from Inverness, and as a result, the head of the company that made Love & Hugs, Tom Oake, told me to give him my home address so he could give me a free sample, just to make up for me never going there again!
Fluttershy would be so proud of me. Her butterfly shaped element is already glowing with delight. And if I had an Element Of Kindness, it would be...a crayon.
I bet you're chuckling just reading this, aren't you, Celeste?
Yours excitedly,
Your faithful student from another world
XXXOOO