Eric Cartman Responds To My Discovery Of Alexa+

The year is 2025, and young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Alexa+ to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Eric decides to ask his mum to download it for him. But Eric's mum has to make a phone call to a relative who's suffering and in pain, and so Eric has to wait, for 500 years.

Phone Call

Captain Scarlet eats copious amounts of ice cream

He cries on his pillow

He sits in front of the TV in just his vest, drinking beer

He stands in the shower with his head against the wall

Captain Blue comforts him

Captain Scarlet takes a bath

Scarlet and Blue enjoy a nourishing dinner

Scarlet hugs Colonel White

ATV agrees to air Captain Scarlet again

Scarlet proposes a toast to more episodes of his show