Monster! by Alan MacDonaldMy rating: 1 of 5 stars
Too gross.
Only the first story about the school fair was my favourite.
Too sensitive for gross subjects in this book, stopping almost immediately.
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- Headcannon - Tin Tin Loves Karate
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- Pinkie Loves...: A Headcannon Poem
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- Disney Headcannons - A Modern Greek Myth
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- Headcannons - Vinyl Cream
- MLP/Doctor Who Headcannons - Two's Girlfriend Is...
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- MLP/Doctor Who Headcannons - Tavvy & Polly
- MLP Headcannons - What's For Breakfast, Cosy Glow?
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- MLP Headcannons - Gallus' Dinner
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- MLP Headcannon - Is Trixie A Student?
- The Law
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- Disney Headcanons - The Long Life Of A Pooh Bear
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- Happiness List: Pinkie Candy Pie
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- T T Retro Review: Stingray w/ Troy Tempest
- A T T Retro Review: Rocko's Modern Life
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- A T T Retro Review: Thunderbirds ft. Brains
- A T T Retro Review: Doctor Who & The Macra Terror
- Review: He-Man/Orko's Dream Halloween 2005
- Review: Thunderbirds & Captain Scarlet
- Review: Transformers Spotlight: Shockwave
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- Review: The Great British Bump Off
- Review: Howard The Duck #21
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- 8 Things That Made Me Happy
- Advice From Orko About Bumping Your Knuckles
- Epic Pie Advice From Applejack
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- Advice About Flowers
- Senorita Penelope's Theme
- Thunderbirds Headcanons: Distasteful Teeth
- 8 Things That Would Soften Princess Luna's Heart
- Captain Scarlet's 9 Alternate Themes For Shout Factory Releases
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- Cotton Candy's Doughnuts
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- Bear In The Bed
- On 'Er Way Home - Chapter 1: Lost Again
- Sammy The Snail Crosses The Road: The Story That Traumatised Me For Life
- Babysitting Blues
- Daisy's Unicorn Lists - On Her Way Home
- Daisy's Unicorn Lists - Sidewind Down
- Daisy's Unicorn Lists - Babysitting Blues
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- Dayseh Headcannons - Jack's Secret Friend
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- ReBoot Headcannons - Secret Writers For S3 & S4
- My Brother's Christmas Botttom Unwrapped Headcanon - Who's A Big Nicktoon Fan?
- MLP Headcanons - Pinkie Pie's Favourite Place To Go With The Cutie Mark Crusaders
- MLP Headcanons - Pinkie Ice Sunrise
- MBCB Unwrapped Headcanons - Christmas Biscuits
- Digimon Headcanons - Data Squad - Thomas & Agumon
- Strawberry Shortcake - 30 Days Of Vanilla Icing Headcanon Prompts
- Cave Pony Journal Prompts
- Equestria Girls Headcanons - Rainbow Dash
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- Kiss & Make Up - An Alternative Creative Activity
- Watership Down Headcanon - 1999 CITV Series - Woundwort Is a WHAT?!
- What Do You See In A Mirror? An Activity
- Velvety Moments
- Zecora's Swirls: An Anxiety-Free Activity
- Watership Down Headcanons - 1999 TV Series - Keefar's Singing
- Watership Down Headcannons - 1999 TV Show - Keefar's Hero Identity
- Count Your Coins - An Alternate Happiness List Activity
- Watership Down Headcanons - 1999 TV Show - Who Is Pipkin's Real Father?
- Watership Down Headcanons - 1999 TV Series - One Big Family
- Run N Raid: An Alternate Writing Activity
- Thunderbirds Headcanon - TAG '15 - Gordon's Spin Off Plan
- Kamara
- Vaseline
- Rabbit
- Nuzzle
- Ice Cream
- Tiger Thoughts
- Cuddle
- Touch
- Rain
- Notebook ABC
- Nature
- Gordon
- X-Files
- Quilly
- Queen Sarabi
- Rocky Road: An Alternative Happiness List Activity
- Koko
- Intense Or Not? An Alternate Writing Activity
- Anti-Overstimulation/Anxiety Activity - Water Thoughts
- Wanda
- Emma
- The Exit Door - An Alternate Writing Activity
- Alternate Happiness List Activity - What's On The Kindle Tablet?
- Play Box (Overstimulation & Anxiety Activity)
- Feed The Goat: A Creative Play Activity Challenge
- 30 Minute Quiz: A Therapeutic Play Activity
- Why, Brains, WHY?! - A Comic Strip
- Quiet Quilt: A Play Activity
- Floating Feather
- Queen Marlena
- Undermine
- Yip
- Red Alert
- Winnie The Pooh
- Treehouse Sunset - Part 1
- The Unstorage Song
- Lt. FIsher
- Yokomon
- Yolei
- Uncle Stripe
- Cheer Bear
- Lt. Ninety
- Joshua Jones
- Dino
- Pearl
- Mr Nosey
- Red Alert (TF: Cybertron)
- Woody
- Nutty
- Berto
- Cheetor
- Charley
- Giggles & Tickles
- Jingbah Has Something To Say...
- The Night After The Party
- Lion Ices
- Orko's Space Base
- 10 Sunset Summit Storywriting Ideas
- Kicker The Traitor
- 10 Ways To Camp Out When Someone You Love Is Afraid Of Camping
- 10 Rainbow Paint Activities To Do Inside
- 10 Stat Card Ideas To Draw & Make
- 10 Robots To Make Out Of Washing up Liquid Bottles
- Mummy Is Poorly
- 10 Favourite Characters You Can Send Love Letters To
- Scootaloo's Scooters & Ladders
- 10 Castles You Can Craft out Of Paper Towel Rolls & Cardboard
- 10 Ways To Make Watercolour Bubble Printing More Fun
- 10 Ways To Play The Left Right Game
- Vulpix & Melody Angel - A Headcannon
- Meowth Headcannon - Kid Friendly Villain?
- Pokemon Headcannon - Totodile: How Does He Get So Much Energy?
- Pokemon Headcannon - Pikachu's Ketchup
- Thunderbirds Headcannon - Lady P' Is Reincarnated From...
- 10 Dream Travel Guides To Make
- Sunflower Cottage
- Fujita Blossom Spa
- A Body's Mind - What Does It Look Like?
- Disney 30 Day Drawing Challenge - Scar
- Disney 30 Day Drawing Challenge - Ariel
- What Does Tiredness Look Like?
- The Nature She Loves
- Disney 30 Day Drawing Challenge - Timon & Pumbaa
- Bathtime With Gordon Tracy - A Moments Of Comfort List
- After A Bad, Heated Day - A Moments Of Comfort List
- A Day At The Dentist - A Sunny Days List
- Kovu & His Dog, Brownie - A Me & My Dog List
- Fluttershy - A Caring Friends List
- Sleepovers - A Moments Of Comfort List
- A Sad, Rainy Day - A Moments Of Comfort
- Zita Comforts Maisy - An Incarnation's Rain Short Story
- The Change4Life/Lion King Jungle Jig
- Change4Life - Pumbaa's Hippo Hops
- Change4Life/Frozen - Anna's Clapping Dance
- Day 6 - Dinosaur - Meteor Scene
- Day 7 - Atlantica
- Day 8 - Asha (Wish)
- Day 9 - Simba & Nala
- Peachtober '24 Day 1 - Daisy
- Woody's Antique Shop Dash
- Day 12 - Abby Mallard
- Day 9 1/2 - Huey, Duey & Louie
- Day 13 - Mickey In PJ's
- My World: Thunderbird 6 - Introduction
- My World: Thunderbird 6 - Chapter 1: The Red Earth
- Fate & Betrayal - A TAG '15 Poem
- On Film - A TAG '15 Poem
- Mummy's Too Hot - A TAG '15 Poem
- POO PANTS! - A TAG '15 Poem
- A Balanced TV Diet
- The Breakup
- Parker's Racing Dream - Chapter 1 - Parts 1 & 2
- Parker's Racing Dream - Chapter 1 - Part 3
- What They Didn't Tell You About Thunderbirds - Part 1 - Alan
- What They Didn't Tell You About Thunderbirds - Part 2 - Scott
- Peachtober '24 - Sparkle/Paw
- Peachtober '24 - Sky
- Peachtober '24 - Fawn
- Peachtober '24 - Sketch
- Peachtober '24 - Bud
- Peachtober '24 - River
- Peachtober '24 - Apricot
- The Candy Gates
- Welcome To The Summer Friendship Club
- Bubbleshy
- The Flutterbat Song
- Fan Mail For Spike
- Peachtober '24 - My Next Few Drawings
- Let's Play Mint Wishes!
- What A Day!
- Oi! Gromit Made Gumbo!
- Day 1 - MLP OC-Tober - Earth Pony
- MLP OC-Tober - Day 2 - Pegasus
- OC Cartoonber - Day 1 - Happy Go Lucky - The New Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh
- OC Cartoonber - Day 2 - Sewing - Abney & Teal - Grandma Anny
- AA - Alcoholics Anonymous
- Aardvark
- Aback
- Abacus
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Tuesday, 7 July 2026
Dirty Bertie: Monster - A Review
Monster! by Alan MacDonaldMy rating: 1 of 5 stars
Too gross.
Only the first story about the school fair was my favourite.
Too sensitive for gross subjects in this book, stopping almost immediately.
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