Hey! Guess what day it is?
BLUEY: Tuesday?
Nah.
BINGO: Friday?
Close...
FURAHA: Your birthday?
Oui oui oui! It's my birthday today! And guess what? It proved to be the most drunken morning ever. I started my morning with a bit of Beep & Mort with a hearty breakfast of sausage rolls added in for good measure. Then it was present time and I started unwrapping to reveal a scrapbook and some Africa-themed content such as stickers. Then my support worker came by on the way to school to give me a beautiful present - a notebook with pussies on! I bet when Alex Clarke was making it, he wanted to write this: "Pussy is a wussy and a big fat furry dussy!" But he wouldn't do that because it would make fun of people who are addicted to cats. Also, that's fat-shaming.
BANDIT: Oi! Not again!
I'm about to have my cake in one hour, but I had a slew of ideas on my birthday, such as the whole 2002 He Man series being a dream of a magic-less Orko, and both my ideas under one roof in an apartment in Brisbane, named 'Friendship House'. I'm watching Life In Pieces, and it brought back memories when I saw the 'Bounce House' segment and the girls were watching Alien. God, you should never show your kids stuff like this, it's too disturbing. I'm starting to like Life In Pieces, it's like Bluey for adults and delivers relatable lessons in parenting.
In celebration of my birthday, I might as well show you the montages from Toonami's 10th birthday long ago.