Monday, 19 September 2022
Idea Of The Day: Our Skin
BEAZ!!
A Flittery Fluttery Fruit Bat
Australia is sleeping safe and sound
Lights are off and there’s snoring all round
Bingo and I asleep in bed
Resting our full up weary heads
I still have fruit bats on my mind
But now my Mum told me it’s bedtime
I try hard to rest and dream of my friends
But this fruit bat dream never ends
I wake up to see a shining light
Through the window, shining bright
I sit up and shield my eyes in disbelief
Is this spark supposed to be grief?
Without any warning, I reach the light
It feels a little hot and white
My hand burns, steam comes out
I still want to see what it all is about
So I reach out again, a bit slower this time
And you’ll never guess what happens in this rhyme…
I become a fruit bat, a flittery fluttery fruit bat
A fruit bat, and that is that
A craving for fruit, a love for the sky
A blue dot noticeable by the winking eye
I fly in the night with my brethren of bats
Over houses and garages and flats
Until I come to the sacred Daintree
The perfect place for a fruit bat like me
I grab a banana and start to eat
The bat eats with me, it can’t be beat
I eat bananas at home, this one’s even tastier
My dad says, “Bananas. They don’t go to waste here!”
I throw the skin to the floor and burp,
Pardon me, I think it was a rude word
Suddenly, I hear laughing from nearby
It was those four kids from next door, oh my!
They were hanging upside down on a nearby branch
So I went to ask them what’s up with the laughs
Sybil said “You’re no fruit bat here!”
“Yeah, you’re not a bat as you appear,”
Says Cleo, “I think you’re a useless bat,
You don’t have wings and that is that!”
“But I can fly!” I say, “It’s just a dream!”
“Of course,” says Resus, “But I think it seems
You’re a really awesome fruit bat,
You’re six years old and that is that
You can fit in with fruit bats and that’s fine,
So come and join us for a bit of flying!”
So off we flew across the sea,
Luke, Resus, Cleo, Sybil and me
We whooped and soared through the sky
As other fruit bats flew by
We saw dolphins jumping in and out
And lots of little fish splashing about
My arms were getting tired there
I still had some more to bare
Resus called out to me “Keep up!”
But still, I was one lucky pup
I had more breath and speed to go
So I just had to go with the flow
We flew into America over Grand Ridge
And down into the canyon where rivers housed fish
We flew through the canyon walls,
Screaming and yelling and calling fruit bat calls
But I was getting left behind
Luke, Resus and Cleo? Away they fly,
With Sybil flying with them free
My flying powers had gone away from me
And there I was, stuck in mid-air,
Suddenly, I fall down there!
Down and down and down I fall
Past the thick brown canyon walls,
Until I land in the river and sink
I had no thoughts left to think
As I sailed downstream in the dark of night
My eyes were heavy and not so bright
I sailed for hours in the rapid tides
Until I got washed up on the other side
I lie unconscious, a bat call in my head
As I try to return home in my mind to my bed…
But I stand in darkness before a light
A loud screech calls out through the night
Out of the darkness comes a shape
It’s not an eagle or an ape
It’s a fruit bat, huger than Dad
The hugest fruit bat I ever had
Seen in my life, my eyes filled with tears
I’ve never seen a fruit bat this big for years,
So I turn around and stretch out my hands
The bat does too, its has tinier hands
Because his arms are taken with huge wings
I am now thinking about other things…
In the morning, Mum came in my room
But I was too sleepy to wake up soon,
I was lying with my arms outstretched
And my mouth open wide like I was about to play fetch
Bingo asks, “Mum, is Bluey awake just then?”
Mum just replies, “Fruit bats again.”
You Gotta Keep Trying
Mum, I can’t launch Floppy to Space
Now that smile has been wiped off my face
I’ve tried a catapult, or a slingshot will do,
But they’re all great failures, what shall I do?
Never give up, you gotta keep trying
Stand up straight and banish your crying
We’ve got a rabbit to send into Space
Now make her part of the human race!
But how? Look, Mum, if you must know
I went to Space with Floppy a long time ago
She made a tough decision and I watched her leave
In the past, all my goals were achieved
You could shoot her up in a skyrocket
Or let her stuff planets into your pocket
You could make planets along the sidewalk
Or draw stars with yellow chalk
Oh! I know what to do,
I’ll draw a plan for Floppy too
A little tweak here, a little tweak there
Some little tweaks everywhere,
And viola! Would you believe and see
What I made for little Floppy
A rocket to launch her into Space
A trip to Mars, now that’s the case
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BLAST OFF!
Wait, this machine isn’t working
Maybe a button needs inserting.
Oh wait, I get it, it’s made of cardboard,
I guess there’ll be no room for astronauts on board
I wonder what else I shall do?
I know, a rocket, Floppy, just for you!
This time I’ll use a firework’s sparks
By that time it’s getting dark!
10…9…8…7…
Ah-ah-ah!
Bingo, you mustn’t set it alight
It’s meant to go off in the night
Only grown ups should use these
They’re fireworks, they’re not pinwheel cheese!
I think I should put it back inside
Bingo, you continue playing outside
What am I to do? I can’t do it!
Can Floppy go to Space? I can’t prove it
Now Floppy and I are just lying there
Looking up at the sky so rare
Wondering what’s beyond the clouds
Pondering why we sing aloud
Finding out what we have found
Why, why, WHY?!
Bingo!
Yes, mum?
All these attempts are not your fault
You try and try but they all moult
Why don’t you use your imagination instead?
The best games come from inside your head
They don’t use fireworks or dangerous tools
You play with your toys and make up the rules
Remember the arrival of Pixar’s Lightyear?
All I know is that during its premiere
They launched a Sox soft toy among the stars
They cost thousands of pounds in thousands of money jars
But your games don’t require money or power
Instead, they just require the happiest hour!
Oh yeah! Now I know,
Off to Space Floppy and I will go!
I’ll paint a cardboard box and cut out some holes
Find a space helmet with lots of little holes
And off Floppy and I go into Space
Finding a new alien race
Looking for black holes and running across planets
As for fireworks, Mum will ban it!
I’m using my ‘magination, that’s the key
To send Floppy to Space for reality!
The sun’s going down, my game is done
I grab Floppy and inside I come
To have some milk and a cookie to chew
All I feel is there is nothing to do
I brush my teeth with Bluey by my side
And then under the covers I hide
As Mum tucks me up, safe and snug
Then I give her a bedtime hug
You will play your Space game again.
Yes, I’ll take Floppy to Space tomorrow again,
And when I go to Kindy tomorrow morning,
I’ll play it with Lila without warning
She is my best friend after all,
What are friends to pick you up when they fall?
As Mum leaves the room and switches off the light,
I close my eyes very tight
And dream the soothing, miraculous dreams
Of dark skies and moonbeams
Of Floppy and me, hopping and jumping
From star to star and leaping bumping
When I wake up, the morning has come,
It’s off to Space for everyone!