Friday, 2 February 2024

10 Things I'll Talk About If I Were To Attend Today's Drop In Session

10.Every Day's A Holiday: Winnie's Birthday Countdown
Not Winnie The Pooh, but a different Winnie - a human little girl - celebrates every day of the year until her birthday comes up. From rarely known days like Popcorn Day and Cheese Lover's Day to Kick Butt Day and Take Your Child To Work Day, there's a day for everything! Plus, it's getting to be one of my new favourite picture books - besides Kipper of course.
9.Tater Tot Day
Ah, tater tots. The perfect combo with pizza, burritos or any other savoury food. I haven't tried them yet, but I think it would be perfect with my next Pizza Hut order - if my diet can allow me.
8.My Bad Night
I didn't sleep a wink last night. I tried absolutely everything - I even thought up a new idea - but everything didn't work its spell on me until I crashed out at four. Luckily, I woke this morning at 6:38AM and everything was fine. Mum said it was because I was excited to meet the new support worker!
7.Bubble Gum Day
You know those Natural Confectionary Company 'Guzzle Puzzle' adverts where a helpline tells two pieces of gum to marry each other? Yeah, that's innuendo right there, well, Bubble Gum Day is a time of day when everyone blows the biggest bubble with the sweetest candy in the history of the universe. Even I'm starting to feel like Winnie now.
6.Wear Red Day
If there were a Wear Red Day for the One Stop Shop, I'm up for it. I've already got a red hoodie, so it would be exciting if everyone else wears red too. But remember, everyone who has autism likes different ways to wear things, and some of the clothes might be too itchy for them to wear, so they prefer more comfortable clothes, like me with my black hoodie for instance.
5.Heavenly Hash Day
Who wants Heavenly Hash? Haven't tried that one either, but if my awesome baker support worker baked all this gooey chewy choco-ooey goodness, then it'll be right on the menu any day.
4.2002-Nami Day
This is a day I made up to celebrate the weekday lineup of Toonami in 2002, featuring Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, He Man and Transformers Armada. It's also a celebration of two of my favourite characters on the lineup - Orko and Optimus Prime. Orko is from the 2002 He Man series, and Optimus Prime is from Transformers Armada - EVEN THOUGH ALEXIS TENDS TO SPOIL IT WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER HOPEFUL LOOK! GGRRRAAAAAGGGH!!
3.Self
Self is the tale of a stop motion wooden doll who strives to fit in with a CGI glass community full of deaf people. Well, Disney, animations featuring diverse people are much better than lazy live action remakes featuring, according to Mr Eric Cartman, "Diverse women complaining about the patriarchy". So now you guys know what it really means to be black, deaf and British, right?
2.Break From Netflix
I was meant to say this in a separate blog post, but I'm really sorry, but I think my Orion & The Dark lineup has to be put on hold due to my bad night. No confronting the dark, no Mighty Morphin' moves, no Fun Land Farms, no environmentally friendly Bigfoot and no Chicken Little-style family dynamics until I've totally recovered. Speaking of...
1.Chicken Little
I was meant to say earlier that The Willoughbys is Netflix's very own Chicken Little, because its slow paced animation is nothing compared to the fast paced CGI animation that Chicken Little had to offer. Sure, there are a lot of exciting moments in the film like Abby Mallard and Runt singing Spice Girls during a slumber party - okay, Abby, imagine what it would be like if you were British.

"Who, me?! No no no, I'd rather be off being American, thank you very much."

Oi, Abby! Well, this isn't necessary, but hopefully this is what I'll talk about during today's Drop In.

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