My Views On The Ultimate Playlist

The Playlist is back for Fridays....AND IT'S MORE STUPID THAN EVER!!! I know they've renamed it 'The Ultimate Playlist', but it's one example of why Scream Street fans should rage quit CBBC until they air new episodes! To me, CBBC shows have secretly promoted adult material such as bisexuality, murder and depression, but this one just promotes nothing. Just nothing. Here are a few reasons why you must never watch this demon show from hell:

1. The Playlist never showed its name change during its title sequence.
2. The episodes are still set at home.
3. The show has its mentally unstable fast pace.
4. It repeats the same songs over and over.
5. It doesn't focus on music.
6. IT'S STUPID, EVERYTHING ON THIS CHANNEL IS STUPID!!!

Why couldn't they just go back to the studio to host the show just like in early 2020? This show sucks! If I were to take Peter Griffin's place for the 'What Grinds My Gears' segment on Tom Tucker's news programme, I would talk endlessly about The Playlist and how it's turning people's brains upside down with no focus on new tracks at all. This show is like watching an episode of Johnny Test or Caillou. It's like Scott Fellows or a Youtube Pooper created a music show for BBC Three and instead it was shipped to CBBC. If it contained screaming, backstabbing, swearing and fighting, then that would be The Playlist I would dream of. For Dwight In Shining Armour, I would dream of violent riots and bisexual kissing between the main character and his wizard and warrior 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend'. For Mystic, I would dream of blood and sequences where murder happens. For The New Legends Of Monkey, I would dream of Sandy crying throughout the entire show, and then committing suicide, killing Monkey, Pigsy and Tripitaka first. For The Playlist, and for every show on CBBC, I wish EVERY SINGLE SHOW WOULD VANISH UNTIL NEW EPISODES OF SCREAM STREET APPEAR!!! F YOU, CBBC FOR TAKING AWAY SCREAM STREET AND AIRING A SHOW THAT'S JUST AS STUPID AS HORRIBLE HISTORIES! YOU'RE STUPID! YOUR SHOWS ARE STUPID!!!

EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, AND HOW YOU TREAT SCREAM STREET THESE DAYS, IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Express Yourself - 16.4.21

While Mum was getting things from the house, I happened to reunite with Sarah.

https://www.hercampus.com/school/towson/5-things-do-when-you-miss-your-best-friend

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Journal - 16.4.21

Today in Golspie, I happened to reunite with Sarah after a whole year. I also reunited with my support worker as well. I miss Jake, her dog, and his regular doggy outbursts, and watching CBBC and making chocolate cake, pop cakes and spaghetti bolognese at my support worker's house. I also miss Sarah and all her Disney stuff and looking at her photo album of trips to Disneyland and Disney On Ice and drinking hot chocolate and watching The Story Of Tracy Beaker on her TV. I also remember seeing the fireworks and sharing pork cocktail sausages and looking at Christmas lights across Scotland.

https://www.elitedaily.com/life/things-to-do-missing-long-distance-bff/2049552

Last night, I had a dream where I saw Scream Street at the cinema - a similar programme to Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed's cinema release.

https://www.toynews-online.biz/2020/10/09/beano-studios-brings-dennis-gnasher-unleashed-to-uk-cinemas-in-generation-media-partnership/

Scream Street At The Cinema

My latest dream was actually going to the cinema to see Scream Street. This happened the same way shows like Hey Duggee, Horrid Henry, Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed and Teletubbies got cinema screenings, and also with Peppa Pig: Festival Of Fun.

They were showing six episodes of Scream Street, plus a brand new episode, one which I've never seen before. Under my seat, I saw various Happy Meal-style boxes with images of various other films on there, such as Garfield and The Lion King, and even Charlie & The Chocolate Factory. I even saw Luke, Resus and Cleo in the cinema, so there's nothing quite simple to worry about.

Gnasher's Abyssinian Wire-Haired Cocktail

I've always wanted to do this...

Gnasher and his girlfriend enjoy sharing cocktails together now that this Dennis & Gnasher episode 'Puppy Love' aired, and now you can enjoy a cocktail of your own too! This is one of their favourites - Orange Mint. Be sure to add a plastic bone to it to make it more Gnash-tastic!

https://www.pepperdelight.com/refreshing-orange-mint-mocktail/

Watch 'Puppy Love' on iPlayer:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000t13t/dennis-gnasher-unleashed-series-2-49-puppy-love

Coming In Two Weeks...

The story will continue, just you wait!

The family hosts a barbecue outside in the garden on a hot day. While the adults laugh, chat and cook away at the barbecue, us kids play outside in the garden and cool off in the sprinkler. But the next-door neighbours want to join in too, including Dixon who desperately wants to join in the sprinkler game.

On my birthday, I recieve a glow-in-the-dark bat jack in the box, which gives me an idea: set up a fort! Later, in the pillow fort, my siblings and I discuss our getaways, inspired by Bluey's dream of being a fruit bat, such as the African plain, the Brazilian rainforest, the Blue Lagoon in Iceland and a huge milk bath.

Bandit and Uncle Stripe are left in charge of us when the other adults go out. Luella tries casting a spell, but it goes wrong and turns the two dads into rainbow unicorns. At first, we have fun training our unicorns, but before the other adults get back we must change the unicorns back into dads again.

My siblings and I decide to spend a lazy morning in bed while the other little kids are playing with Bandit and the other parents. Luke and I share a bath together realizing how Chilli shares a bath with Bluey and Bingo sometimes as do some of the younger members of the family, then I play a family game of hide and seek with everyone.

My siblings and I roll down a steep hill. It then skips forward to a few minutes later, where I explore the park on my own and see a frog make its way into the creek. Racing deeper into the forest, I encounter Raoul again when he is practicing hunting, using the frog itself as a target. We follow the frog to the pond before making our way back to the park.

Look out for these storylines coming 26th-30th April!

Two Songs I Can't Get Enough Of...

These are two songs I recently heard on my phone, Bubble Toes and Posters, both by Jack Johnson. If I.B.F.F Diaries '21: That's Not How The Story Goes were an animated feature film, Jack Johnson would definitely compose the music for the film, and his song 'Bubble Toes' would be featured in the trailer. Here, have a listen! Your Bluey temptation will thank you later.

My Views On Snaps

I like to think of Snaps as 'ethically diverse' because it features a diverse range of kids telling their own stories through differently-filmed shorts. To Topknot Or Not shows us the meaning of wearing a turban when you're Sikh. Is This Camera On is set entirely in a bedroom and shows a video diary of a black girl's run in with her friend's boyfriend. And of course, Rock Paper Fire is an intense twist on the game of Rock Paper Scissors. But there's one thing you've yet to know that puzzles me, unlike the shorts you'll see next week.....EVERYONE IS DEAD IN THESE SHORTS!!! Where is everyone? Did a virus hit and kill everyone except the main characters? Did they get rid of supporting characters just so they could make them the lead? Yes, it makes sense.

Each short is produced by a different company. To Topknot Or Not is produced by Drummer TV, the same company who made Gym Stars and a few episodes of My Life. Is This Camera On is made by Channel X, who produced So Awkward. I know they made the decision to let different companies produce these shorts, but why bother being yourself to watch these shorts? You're fine with all these books about diversity as it is. Reading is better than Snaps anyway...or ginger snaps...or cheesy snip-snaps. They're the only snaps I'll think about.

Can You Teach My Alligator Manners?

In my latest story, I.B.F.Fs: Tummy Trouble, I introduce a minor character named Snappy Tummy Crocodile, who is quite similar to characters who appear for only a brief period of time such as those in films like Brother Bear 2. Snappy has no table manners at all, so I thought I'd show you a series I've heard of before, named 'Can You Teach My Alligator Manners?'. It's about a boy and his pet alligator who learn about manners. If you get to distracted and forget your manners, this short is for you!

There's also a Bob The Builder short I used to see centering around the same subject.

Dork Diaries: OMG: All About Me - 16.4.21 [Year 1]

I wouldn't be on the cover of any magazine, I'd edit CBeebies and Toybox magazine.