Sunday, 23 June 2024

A Boy Called Orko: 'That Place'

No sooner had I gone to sleep than I found myself in a creepy forest, with dense moss hanging from the branches. I floated through the forest, pushing back dead branches, desperate to see what was on the other side of this tunnel of thick, dying decay. Then, all of a sudden, I burst out of the branches and saw it: it was a huge waterfall, somewhere in the middle of the rainforest, gleaming and beautiful, like it had been polished by the moon. “That place…” I whispered, my eyes glowing with the rise of the full moon…

…but then I woke up back in Furaha’s bed and it was 3 O’Clock in the afternoon. I looked out to see the sun set over the neighbourhood, and whispered it again.


“That place…”


But then Optimus came in to check on me. “What’s all this about that place?” “Erm…er…” I mumbled. I was struggling for words, so Optimus said, “Come on, it’s time for dinner now. We’re having fish fingers and chips. I’m on an Energon diet though, so feel free to come down and eat with us.” “Can I tell you about my dream then?” I asked. “Of course!” chuckled Optimus, “Now come down before your dinner gets cold.”

Quickly, I followed Optimus downstairs and into the kitchen.

The fish fingers and chips were precisely well cooked and tasted very delicious, much better than the food I had at my previous home. I told my sister and father all about my dream, the waterfall, the dead, decaying branches, and how I called it, “That Place”. “That place, eh?” said Optimus. “Hmmmm…I think I know that place from when I was a youngling.” “Can we go there NOW?” I asked, as any impatient four year old would do. “No, not at the moment, Orko, it’s getting dark. We all have to wind down before bed.” “Aaaaaawwww,” I moaned, continued eating my fish fingers. “Surely there must be some way we can make him feel welcome,” said Furaha, stuffing three chips into her mouth so she looked like a chipmunk storing nuts the same way. “We’ll make him feel welcome together, Furaha. Just you wait. We’ll be with him every step of the way, and maybe we’ll even get him his own toys if he’s good. He needs a lot of love and attention, because he’s a very special boy.”

At once, I lit up. I liked being called special, mainly because of my magic, and I had already finished my dinner. “Yay! I’m special! Watch this!” I shouted, and wiggling my tiny fingers in the air, I chanted:


“Dinner is over, now I dream

That for dessert, I’ll have ice cream!”


And in a flash, a huge delicious ice cream sundae with chocolate sauce and fudge and raspberry sauce and a cherry on top appeared before Optimus and Furaha’s very eyes. “Woah!” shouted Furaha, her eyes wide as saucers. “Oh well done!” said Optimus, clapping his giant hands in approval. “See, I told you he’s special, dad,” whispered Furaha as I tucked into my dessert. “Furaha, it’s just natural that his magic doesn’t work when he’s sad,” explained Optimus, “During that time in that care home with all the other kids, his magic didn’t work, because the former care owner told him not to use it. This is the first time he’s ever used magic. His parents would be proud of him. And I would be too. I tell you what: tomorrow, we’ll go to the toy shop and get him a treat for being so good.”

“What about you, Optimus?” asked Furaha, “Can you come in and pay?” “You have already had your pocket money this week for cleaning the house. You’ll be able to pay perfectly with the right amount of money, or sixpences or whatever they are. Anyway, I can’t fit into the toy store because I am too big.” “But in this house you do!” called out Furaha. We all laughed. I had never heard a joke so funny before. Even better, I was laughing with others. Back in my old home, others just laughed at me, but not Optimus and Furaha, they were laughing so much I forgot about Adam and Teela and Man-At-Arms and Cringer and such. Right now, they were the only family I needed.

A few hours later, after a noisy session of playing games on the computer, Optimus said that it was time for bed. He carried me and Furaha up towards Furaha’s room, and tucked us into bed, reading us a bedtime story. Yawning, I asked Optimus, “Can we visit that place, Optimus?” “Someday, Orko, someday,” said Optimus, “But right now, we all need to get some sleep. Tomorrow’s going to be a bright new day, much better than what you had in your last placement. Goodnight, little ones.” “Night Optimus,” we both said in unison as Optimus switched off the light and we went to sleep instantly. I spent the whole night trying to forget about the dream, but parts of it kept coming back to me like a difficult question just waiting to be answered. I could hear millions of voices calling:


“Orko, come and visit me.”



“Orko, please visit.”



“Orko, you have to explore this place.”



“Come and touch my nature, Orko.”


I tried to ignore these voices, but they just echoed in my head while I was sleeping, and I didn’t even wake up. That was the most disturbing part of all. For now, I needed some rest, and I was so glad I had Furaha by my side.

August 17, 2002

Furaha and I ran downstairs the next morning to breakfast screaming and shouting. “We’re going to get my treat for being special!” I cried. “Settle down, you two, finish your breakfast first.” We both ate our breakfast quickly. Optimus had cooked eggs for us, and we both ate hungrily, enjoying the dairyish taste in our mouths. “What comes first, Optimus?” asked Furaha. “The chicken, or the egg?” "In my opinion, I think the egg came first, not the chicken, because a long time ago a dinosaur and a bird mated and produced an egg. Out from it hatched a strange bird we now call a chicken.” said Optimus. “I think the chicken came first, it did exist when the dinosaurs were around, because their feet were all scaly.” I piped up.

Joy's Vlog

Is this thing on? Oh wait, it is on, right, haha, I totally forgot.


Anyway….


Hi! My name is Joy! Welcome to my vlog! I’m here to talk about the recent success of Inside Out 2. As you know, Disney has gone woke, meaning they include more people of colour in their movies, especially black people. This annoys me and my friends sooooo much. But luckily, Inside Out 2 is a standout. It teaches us about two things and two things only: mental health, and mental health alone. Oh! And big emotions, thanks, Sadness.

Okay, so, with all those people talking about how Inside Out 2 has addressed these issues really perfectly, I’m going to talk to you about what really goes on in your mind, whether you’re autistic or not. So here we go!

#1:

WHAT CHARACTERS DO IN YOUR HEAD.

Do you know what your favourite characters do inside your head? Whether you’re a toddler, a geek or a nerd obsessed with cartoons, you can clearly be sure that you’re favourite cartoon characters are always inside your head, plotting some new and fun ideas, whether you’re writing a story, baking a cake or just wanting to sit around eating snacks and watching TV all weekend. On our quest to get back home, Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Fear and I all met Riley’s favourite characters: Bloofy, her childhood favourite character from when she was a toddler, and Lance Slashblade, a video game character whom Riley had a massive crush on. Imagine that, right, wanting to marry a video game character. Have any of you seen the show ReBoot before? Hmmmmm…most of you might, I dunno.

Anyway, when you start watching a show that features a favourite cartoon character, you can feel an instant urge to become their friend, join in their adventures, see what they get up to next, much like Riley with Bing Bong when they go on their adventures together. Inside your mind, your favourite characters are roaming about, waiting until a report about their latest adventures come in. Now Riley’s into all this teenage stuff like werewolf sitcoms and the like, but something tells me that favourite characters have come to be cherished by kids, adults, parents and teens alike. Don’t tell me: Riley’s dad acts like a big baby sometimes. Made ya look! Ha ha!

Okay, so, I’ve seen Riley browsing Reddit in the last couple of days, looking for advice on how to win the next big hockey game. She has seen a lot of sneaky things posted on Reddit, but still, there are some she likes. For example, two parents in the toddlers’ section of Reddit said that their toddlers liked a wide variety of different shows. One mom said her little poppypants liked Daniel Tiger, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, Blue’s Clues, Little Bear, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Bear In The Big Blue House, while another quoted that her little guy or girl loved loved LOVED Barney & Friends. In addition to that big purple lug of a dinosaur, she said that her toddler also loved Trash Truck, Llama Llama, Puffin Rock and Go Dog Go.

Now, imagine these toddlers in a really different situation. They’re watching these shows. Singing along with the songs or joining in the actions to the songs, or just watching characters like Llama, Mouse or Blue enjoying quality time with their friends and family. Now when TV time is over, these toddlers will get back to playing. But not before you hear one of them say:


“Come on, Mickey, let’s go on an adventure!”


So here, one toddler has got Daniel Tiger, Mouse, Blue, Little Bear, Mickey and Bear going with him on an expedition to a Candy Mountain in the far left hand corner of Bumblesweet Valley, while the other one is enjoying a singing dancing jamboree at Barney’s Fun Ranch with Llama, Oona and Trash Truck. Did I mention Walter and Donny are here too? These characters are always in their minds, even when they grow up, because nothing can stop them from still being alive inside your head. Characters grow to become independent livers inside your head, playing, dancing and laughing until the day you die. All I have to say is: it’s a big step forward, it allows you to relive those memories you had with these characters and all the adventures you spent.

But then, from the age of 10, people get a certain something called…an OBSESSION. DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN! Okay, I was being a liiiittle too dramatic here, haha. Okay, so, picture this: you are growing up watching YTV in a place called Canada at the age of 10 in 2002 and 2003 -


“Riley learnt about that in school.”


Thanks, Fear, we needed to know about it, thank you. Anyway, as I was saying, obsessions with cartoons can strike into the heart from the moment you watch it the first time. You have your snacks, you have your drinks, you have your YTV Woah magazine, and all is going well, and all of a sudden, this little red wizard going by the name of Orko appears on the screen. A sudden sense of excitement swells up in your body, and washes over you like an ocean splashing over your naked body, you start to shiver, then shake, and then suddenly, IT HAPPENS! Your snacks fly everywhere, you are jumping around in excitement, it’s not He Man you’re rooting for…but someone different entirely.

For you see, some cartoon characters can be a slight obsession to those who have just turned 10 and are still in primary school. Obsession is the devil’s drug, it can sweep over you like a mystical broom, wanting to increase your hormonal pleasure by the time you turn 24. Obsession is common in teens and adults, it can happen in any kind of person, and they become so obsessed they forget about the thing they are supposed to be doing. Like for instance:

You are cleaning the dishes, having a bit of a laugh, when all of a sudden, HE MAN! You drop the dishes all over the floor, and you are scolded by your mom.

You are going to bed and having sweet dreams about another day at school, when all of a sudden, DIGIMON! You can’t go to sleep anymore.

You are out walking in the park with your crush, just chatting and laughing, when all of a sudden, TRANSFORMERS ARMADA! You suddenly blurt out Optimus Prime’s name, and your crush slaps you in annoyance and leaves.

Obsessions can be dangerous at times, but sometimes they are good to share. Maybe at school, you might find another girl who is obsessed with My Little Ponies, or a boy who’s interested in Pokemon games. The possibilities are endless. For characters make up the most really important memories in your mind - the ones you spend with your family and friends.

Also, anyone read that Reddit post about Bluey and My Little Pony?


#2:

IMAGINATION LAND.

Everything that exists in your imagination is right here, in Imaginationland. In your head, there is an abundance of things based on your favourite things, and even houses for your favourite characters, mentioned in the earlier step, to live in. Sadness and I went to Imagination Land once, and there were all sorts of cool stuff - French Fry Forest, Sparkle Pony Mountain, Princess Dream World, you name it, it’s here. But your Imagination Land has to do with YOU and YOU alone.

Every person’s imagination land is different. They can house anyone you want to house, anything you want to find, or anything you like to do or see. It’s a safe, sweet-smelling place that is unique to the person with the active imagination. Take a look at those people who had imagination - Richard Corbet. Marc Brown. Todd Parr. Every single person has a unique Imagination Land, which fits the unique them they are. Here’s how you can draw your very own Imagination Land:


1.Grab a piece of paper and a few pens or crayons.

2.Think about what excites you most, like a story you’re working on or something you’re ecstatic about.

3.Draw away!


This happy place alters depending on the person housing it in their mind. But, there’s a sad footnote: should you lose your imagination as an adult, Imagination Land disappears forever. Princess Dream World, as I’ve seen, collapsed into a shower of confetti. The Stuffed Animal Hall Of Fame had its giant bear centerpiece’s head ripped off. Am I being a liiiittle too brutal here? Okay, I am, but I’m being serious, without imagination, we dare not live, and without life, there would be no humans or animals to populate our planet. So it’s very important that we all have a little imagination to help us grow up, become knowledgable and share our memories with our children.

Excuse me, I need a have a moment…