Monday, 6 October 2025

Diary - Talking Pictures - Killing Amy Lee

Timon, Pumbaa, Alan, Brains, Tin Tin and I had a wonderful time planning what we would do to kill Amy Lee and save Talking Pictures TV, all while sharing popcorn. Ideas included forcing her to watch Too Cute, letting a stampede of horses trample her to death and burning her face in a pizza oven.

Diaries - Comfort - Revenge On After Midnight!

Right! That does it. Talking Pictures TV is going to ruin Saturday nights with content not suitable for its old timey audience. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to round up Alan, Brains and Tin Tin and show them what for as punishment for putting such a messed up block on their channel! Anyone for a bite?