Tuesday, 9 January 2024

10 Shows & Movies To Help You Recover From Netflix

Ah, I see you're going to recover from Netflix. Too many emotional and overwhelming/overstimulating shows can lead to crying and what I call 'emotionality'. Just ask the people at Pixar who created Elemental, it happened to be the saddest Pixar movie ever, while the new woke Little Mermaid is similar to Pirates Of The Caribbean. Sure, for Netflix, friends like Mangey Tails, Ork-O, Frizzle, Izzy, Pipp, Walter, Donny and Alpha 9 will always be there for you after you've quit the service, but can you really trust a streaming service that brings you to floods of tears? Not with these top 10 shows and movies!
10.ReBoot (1994). Considered by many the first ever computer-generated show, viewers have followed the adventures of Bob and his computer-dwelling friends ever since they first embraced the screens, helping to fight off the evil Megabyte and his cohorts. Hack and Slash will be so happy to see you!
9.He Man & The Masters Of The Universe (1983). For years, fans of Masters Of The Universe have dwelled in the happy adventures of He Man, Cringer, Man At Arms, Teela and of course the one and only Orko as they battled not only Skeletor and his henchmen, but a variety of other villains too, as they fought to protect Eternia. You will root for Orko - both the '80s and 2002 version.
8.Rex The Runt. Absurd, hilariously funny and sometimes rude and vulgar, Aardman's late night TV series hit BBC 2 in December and would make for a good giggle if you've watched too many sad stuff on Netflix. The adventures of Rex, Wendy, Bad Bob and Vince will be embedded in your memory forever, and Vince's loud outbursts may catch you off guard, but it's still enjoyable.
7.My Little Pony (G3). This light hearted series of films featuring a troop of colourful ponies celebrating the magic of friendship will take the heavy burden of Make Your Mark off your shoulders and just enjoy the antics of Minty and the other delightful residents of Ponyville. There are no villains to overcome whatsoever - no King Sombra, no Opaline, no Discord or Grogar...just sweet, wholesome fun.
6.The Book Of Pooh. Poetic and charming, The Book Of Pooh is a puppet show you'll hold onto forever from childhood onwards. Each of the two segments in each episode contain life lessons that children and parents can take to heart, plus tips on storywriting, like in 'Mr Narrator' when the narrator discovers the story is plotless and rallies the Hundred Acre Wood residents to help him make up a story. Sweet stuff!
5.Strange Hill High. Another puppet series, I became seriously addicted to the show when I was 13 and still enjoy it to this day. The adventures of Mitchell, Becky and Templeton in their inner city school, discovering strange occurrences and sometimes running around panicking and screaming, will make you fall for our heroic trio as they save the school from the weird and absurd.
4.Care Bears: Journey To Joke A Lot. The Care Bears first appeared in CGI in 2004, and this film is to be cherished by loved ones for generations to come. Despite its scary scenes, younger viewers will enjoy the antics of Funshine Bear as he explores the wonderful, fun to discover world of Joke A Lot, and becomes king. Later, he realises that friends are more important than kingship. Dictation lessons, anyone?
3.Kipper. Oh boy, a classic. I've cherished Kipper forever since I was young, and I've indulged in every single storyline in every single episode, from Arnold going to a Candy Mountain to Kipper and Tiger taking a rollercoaster ride to the moon and meeting a fierce dragon. Kipper stimulates the imagination, relaxes you and is the perfect wind down to bed entertainment for you and the kids.
2.The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh. This is the first Disney film I've ever watched, and chronicles several different storylines involving Winnie The Pooh and the other residents of the Hundred Acre Wood. There are lots of little details to point out, especially in the Heffalumps & Woozles sequence where Pooh gets summoned out of a pot by an Arabian Woozle, chased by a giant bee and thrown into the trunk of a cannonball Heffalump. Woah, trippy...
1.Earth Moods. Unlike most Nat Geo docs on Disney+, which are fast paced, flashy and overwhelming, just like Netflix, Earth Moods is wind down heaven. Aerial shots and wide pans of natural atmospheres on our planet, set to different pieces of music that'll have you spellbound for life. There are other wind down series on Disney+ too, such as Ahsoka: Sabine's Loth Cat, Zenimation and Star Wars Galaxy Of Sounds, and for Halloween there's the Haunted Mansion ambience videos, filled with sounds of crows squawking and thunder flashing. Earth Moods is great for chill out time, and all these shows, I hope, will take your mind off of Netflix for good and always.

10 Ideas To Celebrate Peculiar People Day

10.Search for the most peculiar people in the world on the internet.
9.Try searching for the peculiar things that you or a friend secretly likes to do.
8.Write to an old school friend and see what peculiar things they're up to now that they've left school.
7.Try dressing up to be as peculiar as possible.
6.Design a peculiar outfit just for today - it can be as colourful, strange or absurd as you wish!
5.Aardman is full of peculiar people. If you're brave enough, watch Aardman Classics or Aardman's Darkside.
4.Watch documentaries about amazing people with unusual passions and interests, like Bronies - males who are into My Little Pony.
3.Watch 'Weird But True' on Disney+.
2. ....or, read the Weird But True books!
1.Try to find some peculiar people from your school years.

10 Ideas For When You're Overstimulated From A Bad Night & More Netflix Than You Can Handle

A-ha! I see you're overstimulated after a bad night of crying and watching Netflix. Well, that's going to stop! If you feel like you're a bad storywriter and are trying to think up a plot for your stories, here are 10 things that'll help you have a day off.
10.Don't watch Netflix if you're overstimulated (remember Cocomelon?). Try watching slow paced shows on Amazon Prime and Disney+ instead. Wallace & Gromit, The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh, The Book Of Pooh, Zenimation and Earth Moods are all top of my list.
9.Get out a mug of Galaxy hot chocolate and soothe your soul with a sip of gentleness and kindness.
8.Draw a lovely picture with crayons, felt tips and pencils and colour it in.
7.Don't try to plan for tomorrow. Save your plans for tomorrow, and do it tomorrow.
6.Have a little snack at dinner to keep your strength up - whether it's the invincible sausage rolls, a plateful of turkey dinosaurs or a nice recharging slice of buttered toast with some fresh milk. Mmmmmmm!
5.Listen to the music you love, whether it's from Now, Ministry Of Sound or Putumayo. If you're REALLY overstimulated, listen to Latin Dreamland or African Yoga, or ask Z to play you some lullabies.
4.Leave writing and ideas until you find a plot. Remember, no talking about it or else an anvil of bad luck will fall on your head!
3.Take a moment to look out the window. Describe in great detail what you can see, smell, hear and feel no matter which place you're in.
2.Do some doodling. I usually do doodling in my Odd1sOut, Claude or Chris Riddell books. Dog-eared Jamirouquai hats, anyone?
1.If you're feeling overstimulated by what you've watched, read this article: https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/rh62oq/cocomelon_is_overstimulating/