Tuesday, 26 October 2021

Furaha Says...

"I've heard of PETA. They're a cruel and heartless organization who want to take you away from the food you love. The RSPCA is better, because they don't kill animals. We're thankful for the food we have, and even us animals don't get arrested for slaughtering each other. This is why Sybil, my friend, has decided to be more 'vegan' on I.B.F.F Diaries '21 by using images from Scream Street season 1, lab tests on animals (they make her private areas shrivel up) and images of nature relating to the stories. This is a social media version of going vegan, so I recommend you do it too if you're worried about the new episodes of Scream Street airing on CBBC next week. Sybil has recently been upset because her friend Cleo betrayed her to be with Luella and Six, but I trust she'll stick to the comfort blanket which is season 1 of her favourite show. I'm there for her too, whatever happens. Good luck, Sybil, you'll warm our hearts."

Bluey Will Be Back Next Month!

Without further ado, I bring the news that Bluey has returned!

The Greatest Vampire

"NOOOOOOO!!" screamed Resus, "I don't want to star in an Heirs Of The Night ripoff!" "Don't be horrid, Resus," said Bella Negative, "You know we hate Heirs Of The Night because of what it did to our place on the CBBC lineup." "But I hate Heirs Of The Night!" shrieked Resus, "The vampires killed me in I.B.F.F Diaries '20!" "I can't wait to star in it," said Luella. "Shut up, Luella!" howled Resus. "Don't tell Luella to shut up!" shouted Alston. "Shut up shut up shut up!" And Resus fell onto the floor, throwing a massive fit.

The Screamworm

NILES: Cheer up, princess, it's only just a little blip!
CLEO: Yeah, dad, but sometimes I feel that Season 2 is dragging me away from Luke and Resus. They think I'm not suited around boys....stupid....traitor....I'm quite sensitive really...
[Cleo takes her heart out of her box. Niles gasps]
CLEO: SEE?! *laughs diabolically*

Q&A A Day For Kids - 2021 - 26.10.21

My grandma is a daft old bag who always gets up in the middle of the night and tells me off.

Dork Diaries: OMG: All About Me - 26.10.21 [Year 1]

A sexy devil diva costume, all blood red complete with a plastic pitchfork!