Thursday, 22 February 2024

10 Things I'd Talk About With My Friends Should I Attend The Coffee Club

10.Baby Marvin playing with his mum and puppy K9.
When I think of Baby Marvin and K9 playing together, I think of two things:
1.Tucker playing with Flutter.
2.Mylo climbing up onto my bed every night to snuggle me goodnight.
I've already thought about Baby Marvin sleeping on K9's body, to which his mother says, "Aaaawwww, look at you." The adorable relationship between puppies and babies can make us forget the war Animal Planet waged in their show 'Puppies Vs Babies', where viral videos of dogs and babies are pitched against one another. Ignore it!
9.Furaha looking out to sea.
Aaaaah, nothing like sitting on an empty beach with only two friends for company and no other people around you. Your two friends, who are an Autobot and a Trollan wizard, are fast asleep on the sand, while you have time to yourself. Furaha likes to close her eyes and feel the sea breeze blow her floof while she hums a gentle tune to herself. This is a heartwarming moment, especially if you're a lioness cub with two unforgettable friends.
8.Baby Daffy using Orko's help to help him drill holes.
I'm sure you know by now that in the animated version of After The Storm, Percy enlists the Fox to drill holes in a plank of wood, but he finds it slow to do and instead enlists a Squirrel to do his boring work and put some furry elbow grease into it. Baby Daffy Duck and Orko are doing the same, for Daffy is such an ugly duckling that a wizard needs his help to do his dirty work - and ducks don't need their bottoms wiping. They can clean themselves.
7.Daffy working with a horse with a lavender eye.
In the 'Merry Go Round Broke Down' sequence in Daffy Duck & Egghead, Daffy mentions as he goes across the lake that whoever worked with him on the merry go round was a horse with a lavender eye. Well, I like to think that that horse is actually a My Little Pony G3-type character who was once Daffy's girlfriend before Melissa Duck came along, and the girls they winked at are a myriad of beautiful white ducks. Ooh, fancy!
6.Furaha, Orko and Optimus playing catch on a tropical island somewhere in the middle of the sea.
Ah, an island holiday - such a paradise to look at, all those people enjoying a holiday in the sun somewhere nice...and dare I say it, there was this Lenor advert from another country where a mum and her two kids were transported to an island where they played in the ocean before the two kids made a lei just for mum. An act of kindness is completely worth sharing, as Furaha, Orko and Optimus love to play and have fun when stranded on an island like this - no people, no danger, no nothing. Just the three friends laughing and calling to each other as they play catch with their big blue beach ball. Total paradise.
5.Furaha, Orko and Baby Marvin covering themselves in peanut butter, grape jelly and whipped cream.
Grape jelly is USA talk for jam, and for grape jelly, it goes well with PB&J sarnies, which are a US snack loved by loads of people around the nation. But what happens when you see a lioness cub cover herself in the stuff? BIG trouble. There's Furaha covering herself in grape jelly, Orko covering himself in peanut butter and Baby Marvin spraying whipped cream all over himself. Oh, what a messy trio they are! Still, it's quite tasty though.
4.Furaha, Orko, Optimus and Baby Marvin looking out at the vast wilderness around them.
When bears go out of their caves, the first thing they see is the wild wild world spread out around them like a carpet of thick greenery. Furaha, Orko, Optimus and Baby Marvin have all been asleep in this cave all Winter, and when they wake up to the sun warmly shining inside their cave, they go outside into the open to find a whole world stretched out before them - lush green trees, leaves and bushes, waterfalls, lakes and rivers and a bright pink and yellow sky painted by the sunset. If you were to live in a cave your whole life, this is what you'll get.
3.Chopper's I Wanna Know More You Fool!
So I decided to watch One Piece on Netflix, and to my surprise, there was a short segment featuring Nico Robin and Tony Tony Chopper, who appeared in colourful segments which allowed us to learn, not about colours or numbers or shapes like in Teletubbies Everywhere, but characters from One Piece. They even talk about their birthdays and their favourite food. Well, just to answer your question, Mr Chopper Boy, my birthday is on-
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-nd my favourite food is sausage rolls. One of the One Piece girls likes pizza. Even sexy hot girls can like a slice of mozzarella sometimes.
2.Optimus Prime giving Furaha, Orko and Optimus a big, cuddly, tender, warm hug.
There's still time on this list for two more things, and one of them may be similar to a Duggee Hug, but you don't need to have a bunch of young animals shouting it out before this hug, this is why hugs can happen anytime, not just at the end of an after school club or scouting session. Optimus Prime is the kindest, gentlest Toonami character you've ever seen on Transformers Armada ever - except in Cybertron, when he becomes strict and fierce. Armada Optimus is kind and gentle, and loves Furaha and her friends so much. He is a teacher in their lives, and hugs Furaha, Baby Marvin or Orko when they've experienced a nasty fall or are feeling tired. Baby Marvin loves his mum, you know, and her hugs are even gentler than Optimus'.
1.Teletubbies Everywhere Alternate Narration.
In two of the segments in Teletubbies Everywhere, I'm going to add alternate narration and make one of them a sneak peek that should've aired on CBeebies in June 2002, before the coming two epic months of DOOM! The segment where the Teletubbies are walking sideways, accompanied by farting and squeaking noises, can make for a great sneak trailer, much better than trailers with the same old fast paced format nowadays. Second is a segment from an episode featuring kids from the country of Namibia, set on a pink background and featuring Dipsy and La-La drawing a triangle using sand art - the extra narration would have the narrator talking about sand art and what it's useful for. Well, if I were in charge of the world, that's exactly what I'd make.

Also...

...Trump made all our Sky promos fast paced! He's a man who did every crime in the world ever - he should be locked up in his room forever! Who's with me?!

Okay, I'm in.

Cartoon Theatre's He Man: The Beginning

On August 18th 2002, the He Man premiere movie aired for the 3rd and final time on Cartoon Network. In the last two days, it aired as part of Toonami, then as part of Cartoon Network alone, then on that day it aired as part of Cartoon Theatre - a one off since it only shows movies from franchises like Scooby Doo, Balto and The Land Before Time. With Orko on Cartoon Theatre, you'll never be able to see how the films Joseph: King Of Dreams and The Prince Of Egypt aired as part of that strand in 2004 EVER AGAIN!

Monkey D Luffy Has Some Lessons For You!

Hi guys! Monkey D Luffy here. I just escaped the boring wrath of Adult Swim's dull version of Toonami and ended up here on Netflix, yet I can still talk English. And yes, I know, you're thinking of the 4Kids dub of One Piece. Some of you may think it's horrible, but it's the only way to let me and the other Straw Hat Pirates appeal to kids! Anyway, I just came to tell you that I brought you students some lessons to do at home. And one lesson concerns a certain dog mum that's been talked about for ages.
Tony Tony Chopper & The Water Park (that's the lesson starring my good friend Tony Tony Chopper!)

Furaha, Orko & Optimus' Cottage

Furaha, Orko and Optimus Prime living in a giant, cosy two storey house based on the old cottage I used to spend time in, Carnegie Cottage, which is big enough for three - even an Autobot like Optimus Prime, who takes very good care of our two friends like he is their father. Furaha and Orko would have their supper in their lovely kitchen or have peanut butter on toast when Optimus was asleep on the sofa, they would splash in the bath that's big enough and deep enough for all three of them, and when the darkest days and nights came, they would sit together in the dark and the quiet, with only one warmly lit lantern to keep them company.