Monster! by Alan MacDonaldMy rating: 1 of 5 stars
Too gross.
Only the first story about the school fair was my favourite.
Too sensitive for gross subjects in this book, stopping almost immediately.
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- MLP Headcannons - What's For Breakfast, Cosy Glow?
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- MLP Headcannons - Gallus' Dinner
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- MLP Headcannon - Is Trixie A Student?
- The Law
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- Unicorn Happiness Lists: Furaha & Orko Are Friends
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- T T Retro Review: Stingray w/ Troy Tempest
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- Review: He-Man/Orko's Dream Halloween 2005
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- Review: Transformers Spotlight: Shockwave
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- Review: Howard The Duck #21
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- Captain Scarlet's 9 Alternate Themes For Shout Factory Releases
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- Cotton Candy's Doughnuts
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- On 'Er Way Home - Chapter 1: Lost Again
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- Babysitting Blues
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- What Do You See In A Mirror? An Activity
- Velvety Moments
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- Count Your Coins - An Alternate Happiness List Activity
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- Run N Raid: An Alternate Writing Activity
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- Tiger Thoughts
- Cuddle
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- Queen Sarabi
- Rocky Road: An Alternative Happiness List Activity
- Koko
- Intense Or Not? An Alternate Writing Activity
- Anti-Overstimulation/Anxiety Activity - Water Thoughts
- Wanda
- Emma
- The Exit Door - An Alternate Writing Activity
- Alternate Happiness List Activity - What's On The Kindle Tablet?
- Play Box (Overstimulation & Anxiety Activity)
- Feed The Goat: A Creative Play Activity Challenge
- 30 Minute Quiz: A Therapeutic Play Activity
- Why, Brains, WHY?! - A Comic Strip
- Quiet Quilt: A Play Activity
- Floating Feather
- Queen Marlena
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- Yip
- Red Alert
- Winnie The Pooh
- Treehouse Sunset - Part 1
- The Unstorage Song
- Lt. FIsher
- Yokomon
- Yolei
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- Cheer Bear
- Lt. Ninety
- Joshua Jones
- Dino
- Pearl
- Mr Nosey
- Red Alert (TF: Cybertron)
- Woody
- Nutty
- Berto
- Cheetor
- Charley
- Giggles & Tickles
- Jingbah Has Something To Say...
- The Night After The Party
- Lion Ices
- Orko's Space Base
- 10 Sunset Summit Storywriting Ideas
- Kicker The Traitor
- 10 Ways To Camp Out When Someone You Love Is Afraid Of Camping
- 10 Rainbow Paint Activities To Do Inside
- 10 Stat Card Ideas To Draw & Make
- 10 Robots To Make Out Of Washing up Liquid Bottles
- Mummy Is Poorly
- 10 Favourite Characters You Can Send Love Letters To
- Scootaloo's Scooters & Ladders
- 10 Castles You Can Craft out Of Paper Towel Rolls & Cardboard
- 10 Ways To Make Watercolour Bubble Printing More Fun
- 10 Ways To Play The Left Right Game
- Vulpix & Melody Angel - A Headcannon
- Meowth Headcannon - Kid Friendly Villain?
- Pokemon Headcannon - Totodile: How Does He Get So Much Energy?
- Pokemon Headcannon - Pikachu's Ketchup
- Thunderbirds Headcannon - Lady P' Is Reincarnated From...
- 10 Dream Travel Guides To Make
- Sunflower Cottage
- Fujita Blossom Spa
- A Body's Mind - What Does It Look Like?
- Disney 30 Day Drawing Challenge - Scar
- Disney 30 Day Drawing Challenge - Ariel
- What Does Tiredness Look Like?
- The Nature She Loves
- Disney 30 Day Drawing Challenge - Timon & Pumbaa
- Bathtime With Gordon Tracy - A Moments Of Comfort List
- After A Bad, Heated Day - A Moments Of Comfort List
- A Day At The Dentist - A Sunny Days List
- Kovu & His Dog, Brownie - A Me & My Dog List
- Fluttershy - A Caring Friends List
- Sleepovers - A Moments Of Comfort List
- A Sad, Rainy Day - A Moments Of Comfort
- Zita Comforts Maisy - An Incarnation's Rain Short Story
- The Change4Life/Lion King Jungle Jig
- Change4Life - Pumbaa's Hippo Hops
- Change4Life/Frozen - Anna's Clapping Dance
- Day 6 - Dinosaur - Meteor Scene
- Day 7 - Atlantica
- Day 8 - Asha (Wish)
- Day 9 - Simba & Nala
- Peachtober '24 Day 1 - Daisy
- Woody's Antique Shop Dash
- Day 12 - Abby Mallard
- Day 9 1/2 - Huey, Duey & Louie
- Day 13 - Mickey In PJ's
- My World: Thunderbird 6 - Introduction
- My World: Thunderbird 6 - Chapter 1: The Red Earth
- Fate & Betrayal - A TAG '15 Poem
- On Film - A TAG '15 Poem
- Mummy's Too Hot - A TAG '15 Poem
- POO PANTS! - A TAG '15 Poem
- A Balanced TV Diet
- The Breakup
- Parker's Racing Dream - Chapter 1 - Parts 1 & 2
- Parker's Racing Dream - Chapter 1 - Part 3
- What They Didn't Tell You About Thunderbirds - Part 1 - Alan
- What They Didn't Tell You About Thunderbirds - Part 2 - Scott
- Peachtober '24 - Sparkle/Paw
- Peachtober '24 - Sky
- Peachtober '24 - Fawn
- Peachtober '24 - Sketch
- Peachtober '24 - Bud
- Peachtober '24 - River
- Peachtober '24 - Apricot
- The Candy Gates
- Welcome To The Summer Friendship Club
- Bubbleshy
- The Flutterbat Song
- Fan Mail For Spike
- Peachtober '24 - My Next Few Drawings
Showing posts with label Dirty Bertie Book Reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dirty Bertie Book Reviews. Show all posts
Tuesday, 7 July 2026
Dirty Bertie: Monster - A Review
Monster! by Alan MacDonaldMy rating: 1 of 5 stars
Too gross.
Only the first story about the school fair was my favourite.
Too sensitive for gross subjects in this book, stopping almost immediately.
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Sunday, 28 June 2026
Dirty Bertie: Jackpot! A Review
Jackpot! by Alan MacDonaldMy rating: 5 of 5 stars
Imagine....Bertie is rich!
Well, Gran only had twenty pounds, and any other time in the world, Bertie begged her for a million. My favourite part of the first chapter is Bertie looking around the luxury toy department, and going crazy driving around the shop in a Ferrari.
Perfect for any fan of Horrid Henry or somethingorrather.
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