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T T Retro Cures Blog Creator's Hiccups!

Here at the Daily Planet, we are delighted to inform you that T T Retro has officially cured a blog curator's hiccups!

When she went out with her support worker, she got a bad case of the hiccups from eating a big lunch after a horrid storm too quickly. As always, she got a bad case of the hiccups, but who do you call when the chips are literally down? Certainly not Superman, that's for sure.

"The owners of T T Retro definitely cured our friend's hiccups," remarked Tracy Island resident Tin Tin, one of her friends. Being an engineer all her life since 1965, she has been glad to have other jobs as well - her true one is caring for her dear little friend. "I never knew a comic book store would be an unexpected cure for her hiccups, but it was."

"She has been a truly brave soldier, confronting her hiccups through her interests," commented Bucky O'Hare, member of the S.P.A.C.E patrol.

"She's surely found her cure this time, Snarf Snarf!" added Snarf, long time member of the Thundercats.

Here's hoping that whenever one of you comic book fans comes across this wonderful store when you have hiccups, being interested in something would cure you and rid you of hiccups once and for all.

It's Thunder Time!

Yesterday was the most momentous day in the history of my life ever - I went back to T T Retro! Wahey! It was just the same as I thought it was when I first entered, and I met this nice young girl named Heather, who was searching for a comic for her own too.

I was searching for a comic too, and guess what I picked?

Guess.

Exactly, you've got it:

THUNDERCATS!

This was a comic by WildStorm, and boy did it inspire me, from the moment we left the shop all the way to when I got home. I was completely intrigued by all the characters, especially Hashi-San, a ninja character who tried to battle Mumm-Ra in order to free Lion-O and Cheetara. My favourite character was Snarf, and even though he made only one appearance in only three panels, I believe he is still useful, no matter how annoying people view him.

It had inspired a slew of new story ideas and new ideas for world building, including:

• Snarf & Deviot being friends
• 52 Lost Galaxy Road
• The 2011 version of Snarf being the pet of a new Bluey OC based on my new friend, a 14 year old grey furred dog who is friends with the little red booger
• Wileykit and Wileykat (the '80s versions) living with the Lost Galaxy rangers at 12 Galactic Avenue
• Heatheria - an enchanted, flowering place in Third Earth
• Hanai - A Third Earth version of Hawaii, the most peaceful and relaxing place on the place, where I thought Cheetara was going on holiday due to all the other members of her crew going all 'Shut Up Meg' on her.
• The Dragon & The Wolf - A stream of conciousness, mindful story of Deviot and Snarf going on a walk across the ancient natural landscape of China after being handed amulets by the Queen Of Xao Ping that represent the creatures they were in their past lives.
• The Ocean Woman - A relaxing, mindful stream of conciousness story about 'Sea Humans' - humans who can live, breathe and see underwater, as Tin Tin, the most elegant Sea Human in the ocean, embarks on a gentle, kind journey to find some new friends to call her own.

And, this magical comic also inspired me to watch some new series, including: Push Nevada, Birds Of Prey and Firefly. I watched Firefly this morning, and what did I think of it? I'll put it in Simple English because you know how autistic people adjust to difficult words:

It was boring and hard to follow.

Be seeing you soon, my little Snarfy-Warfy.

Tetsuo's 100 Greatest Cartoons Theme

Things That Make Me Happy - Part 17

1. Silver Screen's videos explaining 20 facts about: Fritz The Cat, Thunderbirds, The Looney Tunes Show, Wizards, Coonskin, Thundercats, Marine Boy
2. The 20 Facts About Team America video
3. Wishing upon raindrops
4. The universe answering my prayers
5. Showing empathy to John
6. Having a bunny nose, fingers, toes and hands
7. Letting the warring alien races speak through me (and K9)
8. Fritz The Cat dressed as a Roman emperor to make Disney animators his slaves
9. Bugs Bunny's shopping list: carrot shaped chocolate, carrot shaped pens, a notebook that smells of oranges and a carrot cake
10. Finding new continents during unexpected stages of life, like when you're adopted by a new parent

Top 10 Favourite Things From My First 18 Years: 1984

1. Teletubbies
2. Bob The Builder
3. Walking With Dinosaurs
4. My Little Pony
5. Thundercats
6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
7. Blue Peter's Tracy Island Make
8. Wind In The Willows
9. Toy Story
10. The Lion King

My First 18 Years: 1984

Super Survey

100 Greatest Cartoons

• Search up pictures of Orko, Optimus Prime, Benjamin, Fiver, Hazel, Fritz, Winnie The Pooh, Snarf, Roobarb, Danger Mouse and Penfold online

• Do impersonations of the characters

• Learn how to draw the characters

• Pretend to have a tea or dance party with them

• Use GChat to launch a pretend chat

• Research the animation studios.

100 Greatest Cartoons Action Figures

100 Greatest Cartoons action figures -  they come with their own accessories themed around their personalities and have non-chokable parts too.

Nine Lives

We all know cats have nine lives

Us humans have nine lives too

But did you know toons have nine lives?

Oh, I bet you do!

Dastardly & Muttley compete in Formula 1,

Pink Panther is captured in a zoo,

Huckleberry Hound is in the dog pound

And fame is lost for Betty Boop

Charlie the cat is chained for slaughter

Queer Duck lives in a housing estate

Mr Magoo had an eye operation

Benjamin is used as government bait

Mighty Mouse is called the worst

Captain Caveman is now quiet

Felix the cat got euthanized

Woody Woodpecker leads American riots

Jamie and Wordsworth are drug addicts

Fiver & Hazel are experiments for a lab

Droopy has depression and is suicidal

And to Roobarb’s delight, Custard is in rehab

Dumbo’s mother is shot by hunters

The Grinch is sentenced to jail

Babar, like Pink, is caged in a zoo

And Yogi Bear starves and is frail

Peter Pan grows up and can no longer fly

Noggin The Nog grows old

Tintin is killed on a mission in Bombay

And Lady and Tramp are 40 years old

Willo The Wisp is a low ranking male

Pepe Le Pew cheats on his wife

Alice, like Jamie, is a drug addict

Mr Toad has a mixed up life

Hong Kong Phooey ain’t the real star,

The Snowman ain’t real either,

Captain Pugwash is named for being rude

And Flik got eaten by Fiver

Top Cat’s owners got run over by a car,

Bambi coped with death too (you all know how!)

Foghorn Leghorn no longer stutters

And Snow White has mad cow

Ginger and Rocky are circus stars

The Powerpuff Girls are tired of plain’

Baloo and Mowgli are a gay couple

Fritz The Cat thinks STD is a pain

Winnie The Pooh has eczema

Snarf is ignored and left behind

Sorcerer Mickey’s ‘magic’ is fake

And Ariel has nothing on her mind

Donald Duck has lost his voice,

Scooby Doo is morbidly obese,

Wile E Coyote caught the Road Runner

Bod’s been infected by yeast

Inspector Gadget’s been called boring

Pikachu, like Fiver, is a lab rat

Spider Man falls every time he swings

Ivor The Engine is a prat!

Samurai Jack’s been taking Aku’s medicine

Hank Hill is a cowboy in the West

Tommy and Chuckie have all growed up

And Snoopy has moved to a bird’s nest

Pongo and Perdita have parenting problems,

Optimus Prime’s gentle and kind,

Dougal can’t stop talking about the Sunday Times

Tweety made Sylvester make up his mind

Orko’s the best wizard in the world,

While Lumiere overthrows Belle,

Steamboat Mickey’s dancing the night away

And Daffy Duck’s raising hell!

Uni is thrown into a pet shop

Spongebob has all dried up

The Ninja Turtles are fat from eating too much pizza

And Bender has the hiccups

Pinocchio’s nose is a clothes rack

Danger Mouse’s eye was gouged out

Popeye took spinach instead of steroids

Mike and Sully let Boo cry and pout

Marvin The Martian has failed again,

Roger Rabbit has committed suicide,

Ren & Stimpy aren’t toilet trained

Magic Carpet gives hippies rides

Wallace & Gromit are blackmailed,

Nemo is fried in a fish and chip shop

Jack Skellington flips when there are no decorations

And The Iron Giant hates balloons that pop

Fred Flintstone needs a shave,

Bugs Bunny’s causing roadblock

Mr Incredible’s household is a mess

And Chihiro’s life is under a rock!

Simba is chained by his neck in the zoo

Shrek needs to be cleaned for being dirty

Brian and Stewie have stolen the show

With Bo Peep, Woody was flirty!

Oh my god, they killed Kenny,

And Tom & Jerry are in love with each other.

The Simpsons are number one, top dog,

So I guess that’s the end, oh brother.

So the next time you see any of these toons,

Just remember this, my friends:

These toons all have a cat’s nine lives

You never know where they may end.

Having Nine Lives

 

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Snoopy's Perfect Tree

Snoopy sets out into the forest to search for the perfect Christmas tree, with the help of friends such as Cheese, Orko, Fiver, Hazel, Benjamin, Simba, Snarf, Lion-O, Prince Adam, Cringer and Winnie The Pooh.•Based on 100 Greatest Cartoons.