Friday, 19 July 2024

Rupert & The Butterflies - Deleted Scene

In a meadow where butterflies dance in the light, 

Rupert Bear frolics with all of his might. 

A fluttering whisper, a silken embrace, 

Carries him swiftly through bright, airy space.

Yet suddenly, fluttering wings do confound,

And Rupert is lifted from soft, grassy ground.

He’s borne on a breeze to realms far away,

Where the sunshine fades and the sky turns to grey.

Through time zones he’s whisked with a magical rush, 

To a stormy sea's roar and a wild, wind-swept hush. 

The waves crash with fury, the thunderclouds scream, 

And Rupert is lost in a tempestuous dream.

The butterflies, with their laughter so light, 

Are gone in the storm, leaving Rupert in plight. 

His clothes, once so dear, are torn from his frame, 

As the sea’s wild embrace calls his name.

He plunges and tumbles, the water’s cold bite,

Leaves him gasping for air in the deep, starless night. 

The waves lash with fury, the wind wails in pain, 

As Rupert is tossed in the sea’s cruel domain.

His heart pounds like thunder, his arms flail in dread, 

While monstrous waves rise from the ocean bed. 

And just as he struggles, with hope growing thin, 

A shadow emerges from the water’s dark din.

An enormous sea cobra, with venomous fangs, 

Its red eyes like embers, with wickedness pangs. 

It slithers and hisses, with hunger and might,

Seeking Rupert with fury through stormy sea night.

But from the deep’s shroud, a merman does glide, 

With scales that shimmer and eyes open wide.

He’s fierce and he’s swift, with a warrior’s grace, 

He hunts down the serpent in the turbulent space.

With a clash and a splash, the battle does roar,

As the merman contends with the beast to the core. 

And Rupert, in awe, watches the fray, 

As the serpent is vanquished and chased away.

The merman turns gently, with a soft, knowing nod, 

“Swim to the rocks, where the tides are less broad. 

The storm will soon pass, and the calm will restore, 

Just find safety and peace on the ocean’s dark shore.”

With a grateful heart, Rupert swims with all might, 

Through the swirling chaos of the stormy night. 

He reaches the rocks, where the sea’s roar grows small, 

And clings to their safety as the wind starts to stall.

Emerging in silence, with the storm now abated, 

Rupert looks up at the sky, so quiet, so placated. 

The stars twinkle softly in the vast, endless dome, 

And Rupert contemplates wonders of the great unknown.

“Could there be more realms in this boundless expanse? 

Are there creatures unseen in the great cosmic dance? 

What mysteries linger in the night’s gentle sweep, 

And what dreams do the cosmos in silence keep?”

The ocean’s soft lullaby, the moon’s tender glow, 

Fill Rupert’s heart with a peaceful tableau. 

He lies on the rocks as the stars start to fade,

Lost in the cosmos, in a tranquil cascade.

And so in this scene, where adventure did start, 

Rupert’s journey unfolds with a thoughtful heart. 

Through the storm and the sea, and the merman’s grand quest, 

He finds in the universe a moment of rest.

CBBC: The Real Truth

I always thought the idea of a television channel trying to manipulate its viewers was just a wild conspiracy theory. But that was before I discovered the horrifying truth behind CBBC, and now, I can’t even look at a TV screen without shivering. It all started on an ordinary Saturday, the day my life took a turn into the abyss of nightmares.

I had just settled down to watch CBBC, my favorite channel. I was looking forward to an afternoon of cartoons and kid-friendly shows. But as soon as the host segments started, I noticed something unsettling. The presenters, usually cheerful and engaging, seemed oddly fixated on one thing—iPlayer. It wasn’t just that they mentioned it. Every single word they spoke had been twisted into an advertisement. “Welcome to CBBC, brought to you by iPlayer,” they would say. “Enjoy today’s show on iPlayer.” It was as if the phrase had become a curse, a dark mantra repeated over and over.

The feeling of unease grew when The Dumping Ground began. Normally, this was a straightforward drama about kids in a care home, but today, the screen was bombarded with intrusive pop-ups. They were garish, flashing with obnoxious neon colors and covering up the entire show. The music was deafening—a cacophony of jarring, discordant notes that drowned out the dialogue. It was like being trapped inside a twisted carnival.

When the show finally ended, I was almost relieved—until Almost Never came on. Midway through the episode, an advert for Surfshark VPN began, as if it was somehow sponsoring the show. The ad played over the content, taking up the entire screen. The absurdity was maddening. How could a children’s show be sponsored by a VPN? Something was terribly wrong, and I had no idea what it was.

The next day, I came home from school eager to find out if CBBC was still weird. But as soon as I turned on the TV, my heart nearly stopped. There, on the screen, were the CBBC presenters—Rhys, Joe, Hacker T Dog, and Alishea—inside my house. They were in my living room, my kitchen, and even my bedroom. I was on the screen too, sitting on my couch, looking directly at the camera with an eerie, frozen smile.

My breath quickened. This had to be some kind of sick joke or a bizarre prank. I switched off the TV, my hands trembling. I couldn’t stay in the house with those monsters—because that’s what they were now, monsters. I had to confront this nightmare and put an end to it, whatever it took.

That night, I crept out of my house under the cover of darkness. I had decided to visit the old library at the edge of town. I’d heard rumors about its eerie past, about the strange occurrences that had happened there, but it felt like my only chance to find answers.

The library was dark and silent when I entered. Dust motes floated in the dim light filtering through the grimy windows. The musty smell of old books filled the air, mingling with an undercurrent of something foul. I started searching through the stacks, hoping to find something—anything—that would explain the horrors I had witnessed.

A sudden, deafening crash echoed through the library. My heart pounded as I turned to face the source of the sound. My blood ran cold. Four grotesque figures were emerging from the shadows. They crawled on all fours, their bodies twisted and deformed. Their skin was a sickly, mottled gray, stretched tight over their skeletal frames. Their eyes were hollow sockets, glowing with an unholy light. Their mouths, lined with rows of sharp, yellowed teeth, dripped with something dark and vile.

I stumbled back, my eyes darting around in terror. In one corner of the library, I saw a horrifying pile of bloodied body parts. Limbs, heads, and torsos were strewn together in a grotesque mosaic of death. The sight was so appalling I almost couldn’t process it. These creatures were not just demons—they were predators.

Desperate, I bolted for the exit, but as I reached the front door, I was confronted by two more of these demonic entities. Their gnarled fingers stretched out toward me, and I could see the twisted malice in their eyes. It hit me like a ton of bricks—these were the presenters from CBBC. They had been brainwashing viewers, tricking them into watching iPlayer, and then—then they were feeding on them.

A surge of adrenaline helped me fight back. I tackled Hacker T Dog, the twisted parody of the friendly presenter I had once enjoyed. His breath was foul, his teeth sharp as he bit into my shoulder. I screamed in agony but managed to punch him in the jaw. He recoiled, snarling with fury.

But even as I fled back to my house, the blood loss began to take its toll. My vision swam, and the world tilted crazily. I collapsed in my front garden, the cold grass against my cheek, darkness closing in. The last thing I saw before everything went black was the twisted, gleeful faces of the demonic presenters closing in on me.

I woke up in a sterile hospital room. My parents were by my side, their faces etched with relief and concern. They were hugging me, their voices muffled by the haze of pain and confusion. I was safe—at least physically. The doctors told me I had lost a lot of blood but was otherwise stable. My parents were grateful, but I could see the shadows of fear in their eyes.

As I lay in that hospital bed, I made a silent vow to myself. I would never watch CBBC again. I couldn’t. The images of the demons and the bloody pile of body parts haunted my every waking moment. The truth behind CBBC had almost cost me my life, and I knew that the nightmares would never fully leave me.

The world might never understand the darkness behind the cheerful façade of CBBC, but I would always remember. The terror of what I had seen would forever be etched into my mind, a chilling reminder of the evil lurking behind the screen. And every time I heard someone mention iPlayer, a cold shiver would run down my spine, reminding me of the horror I had barely escaped.

Orko & Optimus: 14,000 Things I Want To Happen In My Comics

  1. Orko’s Broken Wand – Orko struggles to fix his wand with duct tape while complaining about how the show doesn’t cover the cost of repairs.

  2. Optimus’ Coffee Spill – Optimus accidentally spills coffee on a script and frantically tries to salvage it before the next scene.

  3. Teela’s Frustration – Teela vents to Orko about how the writers never give her character enough screen time.

  4. Megatron’s Script Changes – Megatron grumbles about last-minute script changes that mess up his carefully planned dialogue.

  5. Cringer’s Smoking Habit – Cringer is caught sneaking a smoke in the break room, and Orko tries to lecture him on health.

  6. Optimus’ Prop Issues – Optimus struggles with a malfunctioning prop, causing delays and frustration on set.

  7. The Costumes’ Crisis – The costume department scrambles to fix a wardrobe malfunction on He-Man’s suit just before a big scene.

  8. Rad’s Late Arrival – Rad shows up late to the set, causing a delay in shooting, and faces the wrath of the director.

  9. Orko’s Late Call – Orko sleeps through his alarm and rushes to the set, creating chaos in the morning routine.

  10. Skeletor’s Stage Fright – Skeletor has a panic attack before a live scene and needs pep talk from Orko.

  11. Optimus’ Scheduling Conflict – Optimus has to juggle between voice work and personal life, causing stress.

  12. Panthor’s Cat Allergy – Panthor’s actor has a severe cat allergy and struggles to cope during scenes with Cringer.

  13. The Prop Breakdown – A key prop for the show breaks during filming, and the team scrambles to find a replacement.

  14. Starscream’s Outburst – Starscream throws a tantrum over his character’s portrayal and demands a rewrite.

  15. Carlos’ Tech Issues – Carlos deals with malfunctioning tech during an important scene, frustrating the crew.

  16. Orko’s Unpaid Bills – Orko discusses unpaid bills and financial struggles with fellow cast members in the green room.

  17. Beast Man’s Diet – Beast Man tries to stick to a strict diet but is tempted by catering on set.

  18. Alexis’ Personal Drama – Alexis has personal issues affecting her performance and needs a supportive chat with Optimus.

  19. Orko and Skeletor’s Feud – Orko and Skeletor argue about their characters’ dynamics, causing tension on set.

  20. Hot Shot’s Bad Hair Day – Hot Shot’s hairpiece doesn’t cooperate, leading to multiple takes and frustration.

  21. Mechaneck’s Neck Pain – Mechaneck complains about neck pain from his costume and demands a chiropractor.

  22. Buzz Off’s Allergies – Buzz Off’s actor suffers from severe allergies, impacting his performance.

  23. Optimus’ Health Scare – Optimus has a health scare and has to take a brief break from filming.

  24. Panthor and Cringer’s Prank War – Panthor and Cringer engage in a prank war, causing chaos in the studio.

  25. Orko’s Script Rewrite – Orko has to deal with unexpected script rewrites that disrupt his prepared lines.

  26. The Green Room Drama – Behind-the-scenes drama in the green room as cast members argue over minor issues.

  27. Fred’s Snack Addiction – Fred constantly sneaks food on set, leading to crumbs and spills that annoy the crew.

  28. Orko’s Impersonation – Orko tries to impersonate other cast members for fun, but it backfires and causes confusion.

  29. Cyclonus’ Stage Directions – Cyclonus struggles with confusing stage directions and needs extra practice.

  30. Skeletor’s Fan Mail – Skeletor is overwhelmed by fan mail and has trouble managing his personal life and fan interaction.

  31. Red Alert’s Perfectionism – Red Alert insists on perfect takes, leading to frustration among the crew.

  32. The Forgotten Lines – A key cast member forgets their lines, causing an awkward delay in filming.

  33. Marlena’s Makeup – Queen Marlena’s elaborate makeup takes forever to apply, delaying her scenes.

  34. Hot Shot’s Relationship Drama – Hot Shot deals with relationship issues, affecting his focus on set.

  35. Trapjaw’s Costume Issues – Trapjaw’s costume malfunctions during a crucial scene, requiring emergency fixes.

  36. Orko’s Fan Encounter – Orko faces an overly enthusiastic fan who doesn’t understand that he’s just a character.

  37. Demolishor’s Fitness Regimen – Demolishor struggles to maintain his fitness regimen while working long hours on set.

  38. Cringer’s Chill Spot – Cringer claims a corner of the set as his personal chill zone, leading to disputes with others.

  39. Sureshock’s Equipment Fail – Sureshock’s equipment fails during a scene, causing delays and re-shoots.

  40. Optimus and Red Alert’s Rivalry – Optimus and Red Alert’s friendly rivalry escalates during a competitive scene.

  41. Billy’s Stunt Trouble – Billy attempts a stunt but fails miserably, requiring a replacement and causing a delay.

  42. Orko’s Rehearsal Woes – Orko struggles with rehearsing complex magic tricks and needs extra help.

  43. Buzz Off’s Insect Fears – Buzz Off’s actor has a fear of real insects, complicating scenes involving bugs.

  44. Evil-Lyn’s Costume Change – Evil-Lyn has trouble with quick costume changes and needs a personal assistant.

  45. The Script Leak – An early draft of the script leaks online, causing spoilers and stress among the cast.

  46. Optimus’ Mentor Role – Optimus takes on a mentor role for a new cast member, adding to his workload.

  47. Teela’s Hair Drama – Teela’s elaborate hairdo constantly falls apart, requiring frequent fixes.

  48. Carlos and Rad’s Tiff – Carlos and Rad have a disagreement that affects their on-screen chemistry.

  49. The Wardrobe Malfunction – A wardrobe malfunction causes an embarrassing moment for a cast member.

  50. Orko’s Overworked Assistant – Orko’s assistant is overworked and venting frustrations about lack of appreciation.

  51. The Sound Issue – Sound issues plague a crucial scene, causing delays and frustration for the entire crew.

  52. Optimus’ Privacy Invasion – Optimus deals with paparazzi invading his privacy, causing stress and distraction.

  53. The Outdated Tech – Outdated technology causes repeated problems during filming, frustrating the crew.

  54. Evil-Lyn’s Makeup Mishap – Evil-Lyn’s makeup artist makes a mistake that needs immediate correction before a scene.

  55. Fred’s Food Fight – Fred starts an accidental food fight, leading to chaos and cleanup on set.

  56. Teela’s Scene Stealing – Teela’s scenes are constantly overshadowed by other characters, leading to frustration.

  57. Panthor’s Complaints – Panthor complains about the lack of character development, leading to heated discussions.

  58. The Overbooked Studio – The studio is overbooked, causing scheduling conflicts and delays for both shows.

  59. Orko’s Tech Support – Orko tries to fix a malfunctioning computer, struggling with outdated tech.

  60. Starscream’s Ego – Starscream’s ego causes friction with other cast members, creating tension on set.

  61. The Script Writer’s Strike – A strike among script writers causes a delay in new episodes and stress for everyone.

  62. Hot Shot’s Social Media – Hot Shot’s social media mishaps lead to unintended controversies and stress.

  63. Optimus’ Missing Voice Actor – Optimus deals with the absence of a key voice actor, causing delays and frustration.

  64. Rad’s Excessive Energy – Rad’s excessive energy leads to distractions and challenges for the rest of the cast.

  65. The Lost Props – Essential props go missing, causing panic and delays in filming.

  66. Cringer’s Nap Time – Cringer insists on taking a nap during breaks, causing scheduling issues.

  67. Skeletor’s Costume Complaints – Skeletor complains about his heavy and uncomfortable costume, impacting his performance.

  68. Alexis’ Drama Class – Alexis’s drama class homework affects her focus and performance on set.

  69. Orko’s Magic Malfunction – Orko’s magic trick goes wrong during filming, causing unexpected chaos.

  70. The Set Flooding – A water leak floods the set, creating a mess and causing delays in production.

  71. Demolishor’s Injury – Demolishor injures himself during a stunt, leading to a temporary halt in filming.

  72. Optimus’ Fan Expectations – Optimus struggles with high fan expectations and pressure to meet them.

  73. The Overworked Crew – The crew is overworked and tired, leading to mistakes and delays in filming.

  74. Beast Man’s Unexpected Guest – Beast Man’s pet shows up on set, causing distraction and amusing chaos.

  75. Orko’s Fan Art – Orko is bombarded with fan art that ranges from flattering to bizarre, creating awkward interactions.

  76. The Failed Take – A crucial take fails miserably, leading to frustration and multiple retakes.

  77. Megatron’s Displeasure – Megatron is displeased with his character’s direction and has a heated discussion with the writers.

  78. Cringer’s Food Obsession – Cringer’s obsession with food leads to humorous moments and messy situations.

  79. Optimus’ Scheduling Nightmare – Optimus juggles multiple schedules, leading to stress and exhaustion.

  80. The Faulty Lights – Faulty studio lights cause issues with filming, leading to rescheduling and delays.

  81. Rad’s Costume Change – Rad’s costume gets damaged, leading to an urgent and stressful repair job.

  82. Orko’s Script Confusion – Orko gets confused about a complex script, leading to humorous misinterpretations.

  83. The Director’s Critique – The director’s harsh critique causes tension and stress among the cast.

  84. Buzz Off’s Bad Reaction – Buzz Off’s actor has a bad reaction to an on-set substance, leading to a medical emergency.

  85. Starscream’s Misfit Scene – Starscream finds himself in a scene that doesn’t fit his character, leading to frustration.

  86. Optimus and Megatron’s Prank War – Optimus and Megatron engage in a prank war, leading to chaos and laughter.

  87. Cringer’s Unexpected Fame – Cringer becomes an unexpected viral sensation, leading to a surge of fan attention.

  88. Evil-Lyn’s Costume Drama – Evil-Lyn’s costume causes discomfort, leading to complaints and adjustments.

  89. The Unseen Filming – Unseen filming issues arise due to a hidden technical problem, causing delays.

  90. Orko’s Costume Malfunction – Orko’s costume malfunctions during a scene, requiring immediate repair.

  91. Rad’s Overacting – Rad’s overacting during a scene causes frustration among the other cast members.

  92. Optimus’ Long Waits – Optimus deals with long waits between takes, leading to boredom and irritation.

  93. The Lost Script Pages – Important script pages go missing, causing confusion and delays.

  94. Teela’s Performance Anxiety – Teela deals with performance anxiety, requiring pep talks and support.

  95. Megatron’s Demands – Megatron’s actor makes excessive demands for his character’s portrayal, causing issues.

  96. Carlos’ Gadget Trouble – Carlos’ gadgets constantly malfunction, leading to frustrating on-set delays.

  97. Panthor’s Unscheduled Breaks – Panthor takes unscheduled breaks, causing disruptions in filming.

  98. The Inaccurate Feedback – The feedback from a focus group is inaccurate, leading to unnecessary changes and confusion.

  99. Orko’s Unplanned Absence – Orko unexpectedly misses a day of filming, causing stress and scrambling to cover his scenes.

The Crew’s Exhaustion – The crew is exhausted from long hours and budget cuts, leading to mistakes and low morale.