Tuesday, 28 May 2024

Rise Of The Lobster Tank

Remember the lobster tank I saw back when I was searching through starter packs? Well, Mrs H and I first started our day off not right. Now, I think I'm learning about life skills alongside some other big changes. These changes include narrowing TV time down to 5 O'Clock at night and doing stories when I'm fresh in the morning.

Anyway, onto the best bit. Mrs H and I went to Surf N Turf, a fish and chip shop in the village, and guess what? You may think it's like any other fish and chip shop, but happily enough, it contains a tank filled with
Real.
LIVE.
LOBSTERS!!!
Oh my god! I was told by the lady there that they cook the lobsters alive and wrap orange tape round their pincers to stop them from pinching. I tried a new sauce, and it tasted really horrible, almost like washing up liquid mixed with poison. Still, the fish tasted great, and so did the chips. A pesky wasp however threatened to ruin everything, but it went away so I managed to finish my meal.

Afterwards, we went to the store and got a chocolate ice cream in a tub with a Flake. It was there that I thought up a new policy:
"TOO MUCH TV MEANS TOO MANY TANTRUMS!"
And thus, I decided to narrow the screen time down to 5 O'Clock every night. I also met Mrs H's friend, who has a harrowing skin condition which makes her skin lighter. Ne'er mind, I think that trip was life-changing.

Now, I'm going to do my blog and Youtube channels every day, and tonight, I WILL play my Best Of Kids game with Mum.