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Tuesday, 10 November 2026

Lady Penelope's Log Cabin

1.A cosy log cabin
2.Vanilla and mulled wine scented candles
3.Being breastfed by Lady Penelope
4.Lady Penelope's silky nightgown
5.Lady Penelope's gentle shushing and cooing
6.Downy mattresses
7.Rocking gently to sleep in a rocking chair
8.A pitch black log cabin, making everything very cosy
9.A soft duvet
10.Both of us falling asleep peacefully

A Holiday On Tracy Island

1.A holiday on Tracy Island
2.Eating a hot dog with ketchup around my mouth
3.Tin Tin's rich hibiscus perfume
4.Feeling Tin Tin's soft, gentle skin
5.Alan's tickly fingers crawling up my back
6.Kisses on the nape of my neck
7.Scott, Virgil and Gordon throwing a beach ball to one another
8.Tropical winds
9.Being sandwiched in between Alan and Tin Tin
10.Tropical holiday cuddles

A Late Reply From Princess Celestia: Pain & Panic

My dear student,
I understand from that one yell you crudely drew on that torn piece of paper and sent to me via the mail that you're suffering through the day with no nap, and I'm so proud of you. So is Princess Luna, Shining Armor, Cadance and little baby Flurry Heart.

Suffice to say that Flurry Heart has been one day without napping, and her baby magic has been going crazier than ever, so Shining Armor and Cadance have to stay round at Canterlot until she becomes less cranky.

Perhaps some old annoying Disney song about family trees sung by a hyperactive bouncy tiger can help calm her down?
Humbly,
Your friend,
Princess Celestia

A Late Letter To Princess Celestia: Napless

Dear Princess Celestia,
HEEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!
Yours sufferingly,
Your faithful student

A Reply from Princess Celestia: Lovely!

My dear student,
I must say, it's wonderful of you to choose a new place to eat, and one of the Royal Guards told me it's become your new favourite place too!

The moment you and your support worker drove out of Alness, Princess Luna and I entered Greggs too. I ordered a cheese and ham sandwich myself, and a bottle of strawberry flavoured Innocent, while Luna got a sausage roll, a Pudsey Bear cake like your's, and a hot chocolate. Because...what would bedtime be without a hot cocoa?

Ha ha!

Anyway, Luna and I are cheering you on all the way. Hope to see you soon!
Humbly,
Your friend,
Princess Celestia

A Letter To Princess Celestia: Greggs

Dear Princess Celestia,
Look at that.

Look at all that.

Take it in, 'cause you're about to take it all in.

I have officially had my first visit to my new favourite food takeaway joint - Greggs! From there, I had bought not only something apart from a sausage roll, but also a cake and a bottle of Coke Zero.

The something different in question was a cheese and ham baguette - chilled - and a Pudsey Bear cake!

Have you been to Gregg's too?
Yours hungrily,
Your faithful student