What if Squash was set at the beach, with elements of 'Stumpfest' sprinkled in?
Wednesday, 21 July 2021
One Line A Day - 2021 - 21.7.21
Luke, Resus and I are heading to the beach! It's fun there, just me and my brothers, swimming and playing on the beach...
Express Yourself - 21.7.21
Imagine if Squash was rewritten to have Dad and Uncle Stripe playing volleyball on the beach. I wrote it!
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Journal - 21.7.21
I'm sorry to inform you that I slept right through to 9 O'Clock because I couldn't get to sleep, despite telling another of my soothing, handy-dandy Sleep Stories about being at one with the sea, so as a result I missed this morning's Bluey and Ninja Express.
I just finished 'Freaks That Strut The Street' with a clever plan by Chloe to get my family to connect with Bluey and her family again. I'm onto 'Beach Muscle', a story inspired by the Bluey episode 'Squash' but set at the beach.
Class Act
Harry...
HARRY: Hello? Is someone there?
Harry...
HARRY: What? What do you want?
NATE/OAKLEY: HARRY!
HARRY: Aaargh! Give me a heart attack, that's fine.
OAKLEY: We burned down Our School last night, Harry!
HARRY: Oh, I bet.
OAKLEY: The world is in peril!
NATE: All that is good has been consumed by evil!
OAKLEY: The end is nigh, NIIIIGGGHH!!
[Nate and Oakley explode in a cloud of smoke and make ghostly noises. Harry facepalms]
HARRY: Just...click the link below, okay?
HARRY: Oh and by the way, the Palais sign for this week advises you sign up for a yoga class. Now, in Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama, Nikki Maxwell farts in yoga class and she shares her embarrassing problems with her mum over ice cream. I don't know why, but it's the top-recommended book of GHF. The yoga class is happening tonight, but you can re-enact the yoga classes if today's restrictions with some kid-friendly yoga poses which you can even try when you're a teen or a twentysomething. Click here and get posing. Remember: put on calm music, please.
I.B.F.Fs - Squash
What you're about to read is the beginning of an I.B.F.Fs remake of Squash...set at the beach!
Luke, Resus and I are at the beach playing catch, but I lose grip of the ball and fall. Luke isn't happy with the way Resus criticizes my agility. What do you think will happen next?
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10.A story about Ninja Fox
9.A remake of The Enchanted House episode 'Leo Plays Truant'
8.A story about a group of bears who live near a Salmon Run
7.Me, You, And...
6.A remake of any episode from the 'Flower Stories' VHS
5.A remake of 'Monty Gets The Blame'
4.A remake of any episode of 'William's Wish Wellingtons' Especially 'Sweet William'
3.A remake of 'The Little Polar Bear - The Egg'
2.The Magic Star
1.Mudfootball [A Remake Of Circus]
Fire
Have you ever heard of the phrase 'Cooking On Gas'? Well I don't know what that means, but the ninjas do! The blue ninja eats all the ninja's dinner, so orders a pizza - a million pizzas! They get a call from a caveman so she can have fire to cook her chicken, but bigger appetites await when they go to the castle of Thor, the Norsk god. It is here, through their usual mayhem, that the ninjas learn that too much of a good thing ends with lots of doubt. And another thing...REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED HOT!!!
The Sleepover
Bluey loved sleepovers. Midnight feasts. Pillow fights. Screaming and shouting. Playing 'til dawn! The time she played dragons over at Honey's. The time she jumped on all the beds at Chloe's (she didn't break them, I swear). And the time she was at Coco's when she and her friend danced like ballet dancers to the new album she got for her birthday! But a sleepover with a cousin proves really tricky. When you've got someone like Muffin around, WATCH OUT!
Q&A A Day For Kids - 2021 - 21.7.21
I would decorate my room to make it themed around Kipper, Scream Street and Bluey, with a My Little Pony banner.
Dork Diaries: OMG: All About Me - 21.7.21 [Year 1]
I would stay in a cabin because it's peaceful and located in the woods.
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