Saturday, 3 August 2019

My Chocolate Biscuit Overdose Caused Me To Fly In The Wind!

Ever imagined the strange effects caused by eating too many biccies?

Well, last night, I had a dream about having a chocolate biscuit overdose, just like Grandma in 'Monty Gets The Blame' when she ate all the chocolate biscuits and Monty the dog got the blame for eating all of them. The catch was, I didn't get fat.
I ate a whole pile of Cadbury's Animals and I still didn't put on weight!
I went outside, and eating all those biscuits made me fly away in the wind! I flew all over the place - houses, towns, cities, countrysides and oceans - until I finally made it back home. Can you believe such a journey around the UK can be caused by eating too many biccies? A dream like this can only prove it - and no chimpanzees came to strangle me and give me a neck cramp through the night!