Thursday, 19 September 2019

Mugshotsz Sign Of The Day - 19th April 2019

"Movie Night - Thursday 9PM.
Bring popcorn or other assorted snacks, plus a drink.
Selected film: Seriously In Love."

Scream Street Thought Of The Day - Heartbreak Heist

I'm glad being a single child, but because of Cleo Farr I desperately wish to have her as a sister. We'd be like most sisters: we'd share secrets, we'd talk about our problems and share in everything we do. Cleo would be my little sister - my immortal little sister - because she is 4,000 years old and stuck in time and I am now 19, and Cleo is so responsible and kind, a bit sour when it comes to trouble but a good friend to me if she is my new sister and her dad Niles is my new father. She'd help me adjust to life in Golspie, as it is so noisy and disrupting and a little distracting, especially when you're wanting eleven minutes of peace and quiet during your favourite TV show, which of course stars the sister of my dreams. If I think about Cleo being my sister in reality, we'd do everything together, but sharing a bed with her can be described by some as very very uncomfortable since she wears bandages - but not me, I think sleeping with her can be very comfortable indeed. If it's time to eat, I'd half my meals to share them with Cleo. If I'm having a shower, Cleo will just sit in the bathroom and watch me - trust me, she's not a pervert - and if I'm having a bath, Cleo would add extra bubbles so she'd really share it with me. Speaking of, the only person in Scream Street to go into the water is Niles, because he went into the bath (with his shower cap on!) during the episode 'The Plague'. During days out, Cleo would instantly drag me out of a shop when it gets too noisy, because I have autism and since I have special needs, I dream of having an Egyptian mummy as a sister, but of all the Egyptian mummies out there, there's none I like better than Cleo and her dad, Niles. But it's not just Cleo I consider to be my sister - I would like Resus and Luke to be my brothers if I just think hard, but this exists in my thoughts, imagination and what I write down...like right now? Yes, as I'm currently writing this thought I'm expressing my thoughts about how Luke, Resus and of course Cleo would become my siblings, but that means their parents have to become part of my family too, because sharing a house with another family or three makes good time and effort for Cleo to share in my life and accompany me when something bad happens, or something awkward had happened to me, like if I feel clumsy or make a mistake or trip up or make a spelling mistake in my writing. Out of any Scream Street resident I choose to be a sibling, I choose Cleo. The result? No loneliness ever again!

Over The River & Through The Woods

I've only done the first few bits of the story, but don't worry, this story, which was originally going to be about me and my I.B.F.Fs living shrunk down but is now about nature and having a nice picnic after working hard as nature's messenger, will make you feel happy that the road you're taking can lead to different routes of friendship.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b9s8o7fE225KmjxkveZ5UNLfeotsdKeXzn8VpI6tsio/edit

China's Not Happy With CBBC...

I'm sure you have noticed that CBBC is airing dramas for four hours every weekday whilst you are at school. It's because China is not happy with the channel! China is always a grumpy country and never agrees to anything, and this is why I made this discovery.
Not since Chinese censors banned Winnie The Pooh has this shocking realization been made. China is angry at CBBC for airing stupid content that "rots kids' brains" (that's right, I'm talking about you, Diddy TV and Horrible Histories) and not getting a programme that encourages Chinese viewers to learn English - hell, they don't even have a channel named 'BBC English' which has special kids' programming blocks like 'CBeebies English' and 'CBBC English'! So at the request of the Chinese government, CBBC has given up airing random programmes except on weekends to air four full hours of drama, drama, drama and nothing else - that is until irresistable programmes like Scream Street and Strange Hill High come on. It's China's fault CBBC had to air dramas whilst children are at school, DO SOMETHING!!!