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Thursday, 1 January 2026

In My Blood

When Gerry Anderson first brought me (Slomo) into the world, I listed down all his shows on my screen eyes. I have the blood of a human, yet I still have circuits and wires inside me - yet, it's what makes me special. I don't belong to just one universe, I belong to many different worlds in one time.

The Chase

Do you remember? You were only three, and I heard you were having a race with Alan, Brains and Tin Tin in the park. Soon it turned into a never ending run, with Zecora chasing after you and you chasing me, Brogan and Haldane while we were still out on patrol! Ha, to think I would love to join you.

Among The Bubbles

To Furaha:
You know, sis, all those baths we shared, full of bubbles and laughter...it makes me so proud that we're this close to having fun together. We more than just brother and sister. We're best friends forever.

Being Margaret

Wouldn't it be nice to replace Margaret in order to stay at her house, like in that Horrid Henry episode where he stays too? I would be allowed to do whatever I fancy, and have chocolate cake, cream cake, pavlova and chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream all I want - video games, Super Soakers and DVDs all waiting for me!

I Hate He Man, Sis!

To Furaha:
I hate He Man. He's a right bully who along with his so called 'Masters Of The Universe' (hint hint) never lets me eat anything or sleep all day. Eternia is a place of slavery and death, but when I came to Earth, I knew it was a peaceful place where I can eat or sleep whenever I want. And most of all, it's a place where I can have fun with you whenever I want too!

Redwing - The Theme Of The Legend Begins

The Creation Of The Universe, By Orko

It all started, sis, with a goat. The innocence of man failed to predict what evil might bring to them, unaware a beautiful goddess with wings that soar high above the land and sea, was watching them. Then evil's venom-filled teeth struck innocence, sending it crashing to the ground. The goddess fought off the evil that was threatening our universe, but was killed trying to fight it off.

We now live in a godless Earth.

Baby Songs

Horrid Henry On TV

Things To Be Happy About - Part 24

  1. Baby Songs and Kidsongs VHS tapes
  2. The instrumental remix of 'Crablouse'
  3. Death To Smoochy (film)
  4. My new sticky notes
  5. My new notebooks
  6. My new Bluey stuff
  7. Superted for feeling alive
  8. Butt Ugly Martians for feeling peeved
  9. Toddler Furaha playing 'This Little Piggy' with Orko using his fingers
  10. Going somewhere else when the internet for Amazon Prime isn't working.

Join In With Dumbo's Pool Dance!

Now that Dumbo's Friendly Thoughts posts have come to a close, Dumbo and his friend Timothy Q Mouse would like to show you a new dance to the original Adult Swim theme music! It's called 'The Pool Dance', and here's a tutorial on how to do it!
  1. Start off by placing your fingers on your toes, and then reach up high very slowly. Then quickly touch your toes again. Repeat three more times.
  2. Now the beat has shifted. Move your arms in front of you and wiggle your fingers while moving them up and down, as slowly as a flag waving in the wind.
  3. The rhythm has come in now! Hands on hips and wiggle them in time to the rhythm.
  4. The trumpet has come in now, so it's time to raise your hands in the air and pretend to make trumpet noises. Lower them down, down, down as this part of the music goes on.
  5. During the calm instrumental, go wild and madly dance around the place.
  6. Make a few silly poses and a few funny faces.
  7. Shuffle across the floor, tip tap dance on your toes and then jump from side to side and clap two times. Repeat this again.
  8. Everything's calmed down again now. Repeat the first step, then repeat the second step when the beat comes in again.
  9. Now hold out your arms at both sides. Body pop from one arm to the other, and then yell "Aaaawww yeah!"
  10. And now, dance around madly! You deserve it.
Well done! Hopefully this very friendly dance will get you up and active in no time. Here's the original music in case you want to hear it:

Friendly Thoughts - This Little Piggy

Orko loved to play lots of cute games with his little sister Furaha when she was a toddler, as cute as a button, still with soft, downy fur. One game they played in particular was 'This Little Piggy'. It made Furaha giggle when Orko pronounced the first four little piggies when tickling her toes. Sometimes when he got to the fifth and final verse, Orko would tickle Furaha's tummy, and sometimes he would levitate into the air and spin until he got dizzy. Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

However, one time Orko spun round and round too much and fell onto the sofa feeling tired and very ill indeed. So, Furaha had to play the game with him - with no spinning this time. Since she can't speak full sentences yet, she gently took hold of Orko's fingers one by one and said "Piggy!" to which Orko corrected her with each time she mentioned it. When she got to the fifth piggy, instead of saying it, she tickled her brother. He laughed so much, he tickled her back, until both of them collapsed from laughing.

And then, as toddlers always do, Furaha snuggled on top of Orko to keep him warm while he had a rest, and he magicked up a soft blanket to cover the both of them while he had a rest from spinning too much. It shows that both of them love each other so, so, SO much. They have a brother-sister bond that cannot be broken - something the media can't show before.

MAINLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE CGI THAT'S GOING AROUND! IT'S COMPLETELY SOULLESS!

And now, calmer...
Oh, and happy new year. May I give a gentle wink to those who want to lie in and not make some noise when the sun rises on the first morning of 2026.