Friend Of The Day: Brum

Feeling better takes time and effort - or at least, that's what some people think. Not when he's around.

When you see Brum as depicted in the '90s, he's the sort of guy you would like to air on your telly when you feel sick. His delusionally childish nature and curiosity makes him a geezer in a 3 year old's body, which makes him a good friend to have around when you're tired. His jokes, songs and stories will entertain you and make you happy in no time.

Friend Of The Day: Yung Star

Sure, donating and throwing away may be as boring as ever, but who needs to tidy things when you have this ugly chap to help you? This is Yung Star, the son of the creepy hagface known as Zelda. Think of him as someone who'll be your right hand man.

Friend Of The Day - Venus

If your day has been totally POO PANTS and you've been confronted with eye strain, endless glitching and adverts on ITVX, Venus is the one to turn to. She's got the skill to choose which glasses you want from the opticians - and thus, give you loads of love in the process.

Friend Of The Day - John Tracy

Sensitive and dreamy, John Tracy is the friend you've wanted all this time today. He's here to wrap your arms around you as if you are 2 again, and then cradle you in his soft arms. Here him whisper now:

"Sssshhhh....my little baby girl..."

Friend Of The Day - Tin Tin

If such a night has caused you to get a neck cramp and your dog has been pestering you all day, then Tin Tin is your friend of the day. She'll know what to do when someone is injured, and all the herbal balms and creams her father had ground up can soothe a broken heart or a cramped neck in seconds.