People Who'd Like To Swim With Cannonball

1.Lady Penelope

2.Luke, Resus & Cleo

3.Orko

4.Optimus Prime

5.Jetfire

6.Furaha

7.Kipper

8.Tiger

9.Pig & Arnold

10.Parker

11.Brains

12.Alan

13.Tin Tin

14.Randall The Dinosaur

15.The Create-A-Crittles

16.Marina

17.Oink the seal

18.Titan

19.Steve & Venus

20.Robert the robot

21.Zoonie

22.Baloo the bear

Hand In Hand (Pitch)

Friends' Hair I Want Clip To Style

1.Lady Penelope

2.Ariel

3.Cinderella

4.Belle

5.Jasmine

6.Snow White

7.Tiana

8.Abbey Mallard

9.Patch

10.Clover

11.Bon Bon

12.Bright Eyes

13.Melody

14.Minty

15.Pinkie Pie

16.Rainbow Dash

17.Sparkleworks

18.Kimono

19.Barbie

20.Chelsea

21.Skipper

little talks - of monsters and men (slowed + reverb)

Things My Support Worker Might Be Doing At Home Due To His Root Canal Infection

1.Applying soothing cream on his gums

2.Eating light, chewy foods

3.Watching his oldest son make Youtube videos

4.Watching Raa Raa and In The Night Garden with his youngest son

5.Making dinner for the family

6.Planning my next trip out next Tuesday

7.Wondering if Captain Scarlet and Fireball XL5 are on Talking Pictures TV this afternoon

8.Watching the rain with his children

9.Planting flowers on his hamster's grave

10.Playing tennis with Mew in the garden

11.Having conversations with his wife

12.Watching the news when the kids are napping

13.Searching online for more Elf On The Shelf ideas for next Christmas

14.Reporting to my friends' town via an email

15.Doubting whether I should go out with him next or not

16.Having conversations with his childhood friend Orko

17.Watching old episodes of Scooby Doo, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Power Rangers in secret

18.Phoning his mum

19.Playing with his children

20.Relaxing due to his infection

Characters I Would Love To See Caught On Camera

1.The Strongimals

2.The Create-A-Crittles

3.Randall The Dinosaur

4.Dick Spanner

5.Charlene (from Neighbours)

6.Purple Ronnie

7.Space Ghost

8.Moltar

9.Zorak

10.Lady Penelope

11.Parker

12.Brains

13.Alan

14.Tin Tin

15.Marina

16.Oink the seal

17.Titan

18.Steve & Venus

19.Zoonie

20.Robert the robot

21.Spot The Dog

22.Maisy Mouse

Things I Want Swirly To Turn Me Into

1.A calm person

2.Lady Penelope

3.Parker

4.Vince

5.Optimus Prime

6.Orko

7.Mitchell

8.Becky

9.Templeton

10.Barbara Ann Kipfer

11.Noddy

12.Postman Pat

13.Fireman Sam

14.Pingu

15.Big Bird

16.Orinoco Womble

17.Funshine Bear

18.Tenderheart Bear

19.Igglepiggle

20.Taromaru

21.Pikachu

22.Baloo the bear

Scenes From The Spirit Of Christmas

1.Furaha, Orko and Optimus dancing through Summery vacation scenes

2.Furaha and her friends ending up in a pool in California, where Optimus becomes a chick magnet

3.Furaha, Orko and Optimus share a well done steak, some chips and beer and become drunk

4.Furaha, Orko and Optimus enjoy their swim in the freezing waters until they see a shark attack a seal and run for their lives, causing Furaha to get a cold.

5.Furaha, Orko and Optimus going through all the letters from children around the world together.

6.Furaha, Orko and Optimus relax in the swimming pool.

7.Optimus gets drunk and starts partying with the people in the Scottish pub.

8.Furaha has a nightmare of hallucinatory things such as her jaw falling out and her teeth turning into smaller lioness cub.

9.Furaha, Orko and Optimus watching a ballet show from a balcony in the theatre.

10.Furaha and Orko share a ginormous ice cream in a French cafe

11.Upon their entrance to France, they pass an enormous jet plane which sends Optimus' vehicle mode crashing into the lake far below.

12.Furaha gets diarrhoea from eating too much food, and Optimus has to take her to the toilet multiple times, resulting in her wearing black knickers with a period pad and all the tourists laughing at her.