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Showing posts with label Gordon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gordon. Show all posts

Saturday, 22 August 2026

Thunderbirds: Hidden Danger Diary - Day 1

JEFF: Exciting news, everyone. Thunderbirds: Hidden Dangers is officially unveiled today!
ALL: Hooray!
JEFF: But we may have to wait for forthcoming news.
*Everyone sighs in disappointment*
TIN TIN: What about me? Do I have any involvement in this, or should I be named Kayo like in the 2015 version of your sons' adventures?
JEFF: Don't worry, Tin Tin, I'm sure there'll be plenty of room for you too.
ALAN: And me?
BRAINS: A-and me?
JEFF: Even you lot.
SCOTT: (concerned) I hope it doesn't fall under the category of algorithm.
GORDON: Beats me, I wish Anderson Entertainment made more books besides comics and graphic novels and stuff.

TO BE CONTINUED!

Monday, 29 June 2026

Gordon

He may be a bully to me, but of course he shares a soft spot for Chloe.
Gordon's very good at babysitting duties and performs perfectly at the Surf Club, which he attends at Bondi. Gordon and Chloe both share a love of the sea and the great outdoors, and both love to go around the beach unclothed - well, like most pups in Bluey's world, Chloe doesn't wear anything! Ha!

Monday, 25 May 2026

18 Nightmare Inducing Childhood Shows (WARNING: THIS WILL SHOCK YOU!)

On my blog, I stand up for classics that have been cherished by millions. Unfortunately not everyone agrees and when I came upon this article by Cracked, they made fun of not just Thunderbirds, but Rosie & Jim, Teletubbies and so much more.

To highlight how much Thunderbirds and other shows mean to you, I've decided to actually put this article on my blog.

THIS WILL SHOCK YOU.

Friday, 12 December 2025

Mission: Babysitting

Scott, Virgil and Gordon may be horrible towards me, but their one true mission isn't something high stakes or anything, it's something where they experienced love from the moment they met their best friends: babysitting. Divided into three gentle segments, we see Scott babysitting his best friend baby Indy, Virgil having a calm way of looking after baby Snickers and Gordon sharing his love of water and the ocean with baby Chloe.

Wednesday, 10 December 2025

How To Playfight

I use my playful teaching skills upon everyone living on Tracy Island, teaching them how to playfight, not in a matter of violence, but in a matter of happiness and strength for one another. With a cry of "3, 2, 1, LET'S RUMBLE!" Scott, Virgil and Gordon start playfighting with each other, while I playfight with Brains, Alan and Tin Tin and Kyrano starts playfighting with Jeff Tracy, as our laughter and screams of joy echo through the lounge - even Scott, Virgil and Gordon seem to love it. A few minutes later, all that playfighting tires us out and everyone falls asleep in a gigantic, comfortable, soft pile on the floor.

Penelope's Bedtime Story

When I am too restless to go to sleep due to all the horrific sci-fi storylines being produced these days, Lady Penelope tells me a soft, rhyming, gentle bedtime story about how safe and comforting International Rescue is towards kids like me, pointing out one by one: Gordon's relationship with Bluey's friend Chloe, my friendships with Brains, Alan and Tin Tin, my times playing with John whenever he comes down from Thunderbird 5, my gentle, kind relationships with Jeff Tracy and Parker, and of course the loving bond between me and 'er ladyship as a mother and daughter.

Monday, 8 December 2025

Sure As The Rain Falls

Set on a day after I got bullied by Scott, Virgil and Gordon, I sit in the silent lounge on a rainy Sunday afternoon and snuggle in between Alan and Tin Tin in the calmness of the room. A conversation occurs where I ask if despite his brothers' teasing and bullying, Alan still loves me. I ask the same to Tin Tin, and some heartwarming bonding moments between the two babysitters and their charge occur.

Thursday, 21 August 2025

What Did We Miss?

I am so silly! All I had to do was change the month on the MeTV Toons schedule calendar, and there I am: in September! What a silly fool I am! So here's how the adventures during Thunderbirds and Joe 90's run on MeTV Toons might work out:

All I know is that the Thunderbirds episode 'Pit Of Peril' contains signs of radiation poisoning, one you might expect from sudden nuclear war - or if you're riding the Sidewinder - but I do know that there are real, wild, primitive animals in the beginning. Do you know what I would like to imagine when I see this? You don't? Okay, here we go: Brains, Alan and Tin Tin love to roam wild and free as wild men and women (and a girl) in Africa, interacting with all those cuddly animals and feeling safe in the palm of nature's hand. We are snuggled up comfortably in a soft treetop nest, sleeping together in a huge pile. We swim in the lake, cool and refreshing and clean, splashing each other and laughing loudly and happily. It's such a paradisaical life, you may never want to leave this fantasy for good and always.

And as for The Perils Of Penelope....I can't even begin to talk about it. It's the saddest Thunderbirds episode I've ever seen, and it's all because of my beautiful mummy, Lady Penelope, being tied to a railroad track unless the scientist reveals genetic experiments. Sigh. I'd like to imagine I'd sit on the balcony of the mansion, crying, then Lady Penelope comes to comfort me. Delighted and upset, I run into her arms, crying and saying that this monorail incident which involved the help of International Rescue was my fault, but Lady Penelope lifted me in a soft hug and told me it wasn't anybody's fault, not even mine. It could happen to anyone, but Gordon did threaten Penelope after the rescue to kill me if he didn't watch out. I was more than shocked, but Lady Penelope treated me with a mug of her favourite cocoa and then tucked me into bed, snuggling to sleep beside me.

Then there's Terror In New York City. A pretty timeless episode if you were to see it in theatres, but to me, it means more. So. Much. More. You've probably seen the cut down US dub of the episode on Youtube, featuring the versions of the characters who swear and do nasty criminal things, but since this episode is a simple, basic plot, it's a time for Alan, Tin Tin and I to snuggle together on the sofa and feel safe. We'd pile up on top of one another, snuggled safe beside each other, and fall asleep in no time at all. All Jeff Tracy can hear, as he watches proudly, is our snores and snuffles as we sleep peacefully, knowing International Rescue is there to care for me. I am the baby of the organisation, am I right?

Sunday, 10 August 2025

Baby Hiccups

  • Baby years
  • Babysitting
  • Tracy Island
  • Dinner
  • Helping Grandma Tracy
  • Feeding me
  • Preparing my milk
  • Feeding gently
  • Crying
  • Thump on back to bring up wind
  • Hiccups
  • Alan - worried
  • Scott - tie me up
  • Virgil - drown me in a well
  • Gordon - strangle my throat
  • Jeff Tracy
  • Alan will know what to do
  • Thump on my back
  • "Poor little girl has the hiccups."
  • Loud burp
  • Scott, Virgil, Gordon - sent to their room
  • Brains and Tin Tin
  • Taking turns cuddling me
  • Bedtime
  • Cuddling near Alan's pyjamas

Friday, 1 August 2025

Thunderbirds 60th Anniversary Blu Ray

Since the beginning of time, a legend has been told that Thunderbirds will get a cheese and jam packed DVD release to celebrate its 60th anniversary this year. Man had waited for years and years, even when Thunderbirds premiered in 1965, and then was brought back to BBC 2 in 1991, for the prophecy to come true. The Mayans, ancient Greeks, Chinese and American Indians partook in ancient rituals and sacrifices to assure us that Lady Penelope and the gang will return.
And now....
IT'S HERE!
Click the link below to find out more.

Thursday, 31 July 2025

The Egyptian Princess: An Essay

Moses does not exist in this ancient Egyptian world anymore, but Thunderbirds characters do - and so do I.

Floating down the river in my little straw basket, it avoids raging tides and greedy hippos before it gets picked up - by a pair of kind and gentle hands. It's Lady Penelope, the kindest and most gentle Egyptian queen in the world. She takes me back to the palace to show the kind Pharaoh, Jeff Tracy. In his family are Scott, Virgil, Gordon, Parker, Tin Tin, Kyrano, Brains and of course the palace kitchen cook Grandma. Jeff observes me gently, then takes me over to a little bowl full of holy water. He anoints me and declares me to be a true part of his royal family.

Throughout the years, I play and grow under the care of the king and queen, totally oblivious to the slavery going on in the outside world. Brains, Alan and Tin Tin think of me as their sister, while Scott, Virgil and Gordon constantly chase me out of the kingdom and trample me over using their Thunderbird carriages - 1, 2 and 3 - and their big, strong stallion-like horses. When this happens, Queen Penelope would find me lying on the sand covered in bruises and blood stains, and she would take me back to the palace doctor Kyrano for some gentle, soft nursing. Everyone loves me there, and soon I would grow up to lead the Pharaoh's people to the promised land, with the promise of milk and honey.

Sunday, 1 June 2025

Cake Fight

On Scott's birthday, he shoves a wad of his birthday cake into my face. As a result, a whole cake fight erupts in the lounge on Tracy Island, and while Tin Tin, Alan, Brains and I are having the most fun, Scott storms off having failed his trick, with Virgil and Gordon in tow.

Saturday, 3 May 2025

71-80: Celebrating The Die-Cast Thunderbird 4 Model

71.Raise a glass of fizzy drink to Thunderbird 4

72.Write down tips on how to avoid Gordon's bullying

73.Pretend you're piloting Thunderbird 4

74.Write a thank you letter to Corgi

75.Look at your reflection in the water

76.Imagine snuggling next to Lady Penelope

77.Give your favourite Thunderbirds character a kiss

78.If you have fish, pretend Thunderbird 4 is swimming in their tank

79.Draw fanart of Marina from Stingray with Thunderbird 4

80.Pretend to nuzzle your favourite Thunderbirds character

Thursday, 1 May 2025

What's New With Thunderbird 4?

Super Survey

Monday, 21 April 2025

Alan's Visit

Alan came by for a visit earlier, and I was worried that Gordon, his older brother, might bully me for my autism and mental health. Luckily, he told me some inspiring words: he liked me just the way I am, and that there are ways to help me with my mental health. No masking needed, these days every single autism-affected person is free to be his or herself! Hooray!